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check this one "Dva mornara guraju podmornicu" & "Tarzan veze pesak u snopove" pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

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here is a better one i hope this one will be funny Penis Requests a Raise I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a damp environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

well i thought it'll be funny i'm sorry not that kind of jokes from me anymore pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

George Bush is so stupid... George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

what's that canopy???????????? pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

10 Things Men Won't Say 1.Let's watch Lifetime! 2.Sex is overrated. 3.I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4.Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours. 5.There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book. 6.I'm glad I don't have a large penis. 7.My hips are too big. 8.Aw, can't we watch Oprah? 9.Does this suit make me look fat? 10.I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

I think that most people realize the risks they are taking before they make their first jump. in my case that was second jump first one was fine i didn't understand damn thing pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

that's funny pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

i would never eat big mac anyway i prefer my cheeseburger down from high street take away pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

that's the coolest thing i've seen pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

welcome to DZ pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

that's terrible poor kitty pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

good one pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

cool staff pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

it is usually the first song that i listen in the morning pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

after we chat something about skydiving today my girlfriend said "please don't do anything crazy when you go to DZ" i said "don't worry i won't" pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

i never get enough money to jump as much as i'd like.this weekend i'm at home and i'm bored ,don't know what to do next week i'll be up to DZ spending all my money and leting my landlady chasing me whole week for the money. there is many things similar to that do you have same problems??????????????????? pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

thats very cool congratulation pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there. A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He, too, falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but the mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting there and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get out. The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and tells him, "You'll never get out!" He did. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

very well done nice design pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Finnish Love All Finnish women love foreign men. Without exception, foreign men are better, more polite, adorable, etc. than Finns, even - and especially - if the men are from "Macho" countries such as Greek or Brazil. To a Finnish woman, a foreign boyfriend or husband means great status. However, even if you are a foreign man, you don't have to worry about hordes of Finnish women chasing you - unless you meet them while they are drunk. Finnish women are similar to Finnish men: they never dare to hit on anyone if they are not drunk. Finnish men fear foreign women, until they get a few drinks. Then they try to "seduce" them. The only forms of seduction Finnish men know are: 1. to buy drinks for the woman, 2. to invite the woman to a dance. Finnish men can never have an intelligent conversation with a woman, since Finnish men are only able to talk about "men" things such as ice hockey, boozing, cars, women, and violence. If you are a woman, don't bother with Finnish men. In bed, they are almost always clumsy little boys or primitives. They don't even want to know about foreplay, they just rush into the main course, and when it is over, they immediately turn their backs and fall asleep. Neither should you bother with a Finnish woman. A Finnish woman excepts you to do everything in bed, while she herself remains completely passive. As long as your performance is adequate, the woman will cook and clean up for you. But, as you know Finnish cooking - don't bother. pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

wellcome to the skies pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

i've got 36 jumps on UT-15 which is i think russian copy of PC and i've really enjoyed it and would like to jump it sometimes again pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

happy birthday from me as well pojo In heaven all the interesting people are missing.