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    Should I be concerned that you think I'm the one who knows the answer to this and the reasons behind it or are you just replying to me because I was the last one in the thread? Wild monkey sex...when you have relations with enthusiasm (not necessarily with a monkey), or so I've heard. MMMM I like relations with enthusiasm. Lets hear it for wild monkey sex. Can I set up an application form on here? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    OK, here goes. I was in Eloy this past Holiday Boogie, and was sitting on a couch. On the couch next to mine was a poor helpless injured jumper (with the screen name of monkeycndo) with his shaved head so close by. We were discussing his shaved head, when his girlfriend told me it was OK to rub it if he didn't mind, so I did. But then I asked if I could lick it, since it looked so tastey....and I did. And that is the story of how I picked the name HeadLicker. Well...that is one of the reasons So, does that constitute as monkey sex? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Is monkey sex just that? Having sex with a monkey? Or am I missing some deep meaning? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Here is a story that you might like. When I was at Eloy for the holiday boogie, someone told me that he took his small Sony dig cam up with him for the first time. He stuffed it in his jump suit, and when he deployed, it fell out his leg and fell 4,000 ft. He noticed what field he was over and looked for it the next day to find the memory card. He actually found it and all it had was a small dent and the batteries popped out. The camera, including the LCD screen worked without any problems!!! How is that for durable? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    I think its called the Rambone. AHHHH.....so many a night. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    This was the situation for me on my return flight from Eloy. The line wasn't long, but they took me right to the front, gave me a wood cane to hobble through with, and a new chair was waiting for me on the other side. They were much more concerned with my video camera. No anal probe though. I guess Peter is just special. How can I be special? And do I get to chose which TSA rep does the probing? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Vibrogym

    HeadLicker replied to iamsam's topic in The Bonfire

    So.......where do I sign up? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    True enough. I don't mind hearing "Snow" often, since it was the background of a skydiving movie my friend made, and helps me to reminisce. I am actually in real snow here and unable to skydive until either the weather changes or I travel somewhere. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Maybe thats why I like the song "Snow" so much, I like "Californication". "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Vibrogym

    HeadLicker replied to iamsam's topic in The Bonfire

    So, will having sex on it burn more fat as well? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Another way of getting attention from TSA is to carry on your rig and ask for an exit row/window seat. And always remember to keep murmering to yourself. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    The movie theatre in (I think) Casa Grande is free to skydivers. All you have to do is say you are a skydiver and they just tell you to go in and pick a movie. No proof needed. Its also good for a rainy day for people who do skydive
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    Well, If its all male gay porn, I will do it, and you can have the pay. "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot
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    Happy Birthday again. Guess who? "Political change which ran ahead of social and psychological development was at best useless and at worst dangerous." --George Eliot