I think you'll find that Paul actually told the Corinthians never to put a sock in a toaster according to Eddie Izzard (and that's the version I prefer!)
But seriously it seems to me that regardless of what one believes there are some obvious conclusions which can be drawn:
1) We can never have knowledge of a being such as God so it is daft to try and work out what he can and cannot know etc
2) The Bible was written by fallible humans...oh, I mean men... who were almost certainly quoting the Almighty using their finite little brains etc and powers of communication and probably also various other personal human agenda and bias
3) We know the Bible is not true anyway because God is really Alannis Morisette and when she talks to you, you are in no position to write diddly squat because your head explodes.
There endeth the lesson. Sock, anyone?