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    I'm in for some help in Dallas. Maybe you can stop Troy from moving all over the sky so I can get more than 2 docks on him. I've been sitting for a long time and just tried getting on my head over the weekend. Trying to follow the 'right' progression but if I don't get on my head soon, we'll never get into the VRW dive pool. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Since he's sending this to KS folks who frequent SD Dallas, I'm going to assume that he's got ahold of the SDD email list. So much for privacy. Maybe we can sue him for SPAMMING. File it down in Tyler, TX and collect a multi-million dollar award and we can have a Turbine in the 3-Cessna state.
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    Gopro handcam

    buff replied to Rover's topic in Tandem Skydiving

    Whoa guys, you're trying to tell Martin to buy one of them newfangled clicky-click-click www[dot]blackhelicopter.gov computer box things that make you all modern and shit. I'll believe it when there is more beer in the fridge than ASA200. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Atair skydiving canopies: Cobaltdan is no longer with Atair. Atair sport website is no longer good for contact info and if you call the NY number, you get the military side with is a seperate company. I got ahold of Stane Krajnc, the Atair founder (basetroll.com) and he told me that his distributor in the US is now Morpheus. Called Kathy there and she stated that I can get a new slider from her and they are support for Atair now and it's okay to inform DZ.com of this. Atair support thru www.baserigs.com It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    +1 Nominate for reply of the year award. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Mirror?

    buff replied to neoocm's topic in Safety and Training

    Why do people constantly try to complicate a simple decision tree. Stay with what you got, chop what you got & pull silver, or if you got nada - pull silver. Mirrors, whistles, dirt alerts, M8B's.... It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Somebody better tell the trees and the chickens that they are growing and roosting in the wrong place. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    BAM! Now that you're a Dude, you are required to drop the Chucktizing and be laid back at all times Fitty or no white russians for you. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I wonder if the "Hand Lettered" logo pull up cord is included in the price. I already stow like a pro and it sure doesn't cost me the price of 4 jump tickets to do it. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    And he I was thinking that all you really needed was that piece of shit little u-shaped thingy made out of some damned exotic pseudo-composite that's purpose is to fit under the f'ing assembly that holds the threaded rod to which the anti-torque doohicky is spun up onto that secures the spinning rubber thing so the whole SOB don't fall of the jack and we can fly next weekend. Did you find it or run into the Sony while looking for a new one? It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Skydiving....

    buff replied to Ketia0's topic in The Bonfire

    EXACTLY! now we need ideas. Just remember that if you have one red shoe, it does not matter the color of the other, it's the red shoe that goes inside your jumpsuit if you are going to burn in. Just make sure you get the RED shoe in there. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I was looking for that Ash Container thread and this is what the search found. Does this mean I have to wait for the instructions? It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    So you carve a big 90 and then hit the double fronts at Lodi? Why not have seperate landing areas like recommended? It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    :5: 1 coach jump 4 FF for 1st camera jump It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    It's red and on my desk. No we don't have a sub-basement. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Because dress shirts have buttons & buttons can always be sewn back on
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    Low pull

    buff replied to Burrc's topic in Safety and Training

    I use an audible but it's mainly only for freeflying. It's set at 5K (go to belly time). At the home DZ, I usually can tell 5K by looking around and when I glance at my alti, I'm usually 100 to 200 high and then the alert goes off. I don't change the dytter if I'm doing RW, because I'm usually checking between points and when the alert goes off at 5K, I know we have a little time left to get that last turn in. But then it's Kansas where it's flat and there is nothing to BASE so low pulling is all there ya got It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Rem 1100 but you can't go wrong with the venerable 870. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    8:0 1 H&P 1 Coach 6 FF It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I think you failed to read your jump ticket: Front side - Get in, Sit down, Shut up Back side - All complaints, concerns, nagging, bitching, pissyfits, crying, and other egocentric communications should be shared with your overprotective mommy or kept to yourself. Couch Freaks rocks It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama