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Poor guy. First his wife bites it and then a cop has to take photos of his junk. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

this section of the FIM so y'all won't lose your cards. Fuckery Information Manual Chapt 2, Para 4.5 Currency Requirements Student Fuckers - a hump within previous 6 months Novice Fuckers - a hump within previous 90 days Advanced Fuckers - a hump within previous 30 days unless a participant in a group hump within the previous 60 days Expert Fuckers - a hump within the previous 7 days unless a participant in a group hump within previous 30 days PRO Fuckers - a hump within the previous 48 hours. Any exhibition hump must be performed with person(s) used to make three(3) practice humps prior to said exhibition hump. Any Fucker who fails to meet the above requirements must first make a hump with an appropriately rated instructor. A hump made with a humpmaster must be denoted as such by an italicized numeral in position one of the weekend numbers annotation, e.g. 1:3:0 It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Something else I noticed is that the camera man is not wearing an hand mounted altimeter and does not appear to check a chest mount at anytime during the dive. I can't ID an alti on the TI either. I could be wrong, but it appears that maybe they are only relying on dytters? It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Bee-Double-E-Double-R-You-En Beer Run, Beer Run Anything but Busch please. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Please, please, please reference your SIM. It explains wingloading and how to calculate it and you should know this for your A license. While you're not at the DZ, get ahold of Germain's book the Parachute & Pilot and read the first couple of chapters. Do not go into the advanced stuff. Just read the basics. The book is a progression, treat it as such and you will learn everything you could ask here. At my jump numbers, I have not even read the swooping stuff in there b/c I'm still learning to wring out a canopy up high. I don't feel like giving the stats man another tick in his book. If you do buy that Xaos, can you will it to me? I be ready for it about 2012 It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Sorry to hear that Yoshi. Not that it helps but I have a friend who just recently was promoted to "management". A month into his new role he's now tasked with laying off 50-60 people. This guy hasn't slept in days. He cannot stop worrying about all the families that will be affected. He told me this last weekend he's decided instead to resign. Sounds as if your friend got "Two-Bob'ed". It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Ummmmm..... it's never too cold to hump! Do I have to take your man card away??? No don't pull the card but with the temps in the single digits and the winds 25+ it takes a lot of energy for the humpers to get together since we don't live together. This weather just saps ya all day. So I might go uncurrent and require a recurrency hump with a current instructor

That's why Texan's always have a couple pieces of bailin' wire in the trunk or bed. Hope you moved your's with. Right now it's 9 here in the ICT. I moved up here from Eas Texas and made it through my first winter wearing shorts until about Feb. This single digit shit with the Kansas winds is pretty damn brutal. I've had to go with sweats this winter. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

7-9-2006 at East Texas Skydive Center in Gladewater, TX. I think my instructor was Lee Todd for all of my jumps there. I remember I did 2 the first day. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Too cold to hump:To cold to get a load together:Beer frozen SD Dallas next month is looking good. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Future Farmer's of America (FFA). They pack things too, mostly animals like cows and sheep. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

45-35 REMEMBER We're heading down to Dallas in January for our Frozen Chosen weekend. Last year 7 of us had the Caravan to ourselves all weekend. Want to tag along? I think we are looking at the weekend of the 23rd. Last year was so cold we chased off a dude from Alaska after the 8am jump. He said something about a hotel with a hot tub. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Presidential Whack-A-Mole. I wonder why he went all the way over for a "Farewell Visit". If he is really that delusional, why did he buy that big ole house in Preston Hollow and not move to one of the finer Bahgad Green Zone properties? It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Um would it be the HUGE pc or no...wait....I know.... NO SLIDER It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Or a trip south and 25 jumps Somehow I think you have the stalker & stalkee confused Spence. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Well in that case, as an offical Swervy Stalker, I will have to head to My(your)Space. 1200, that comes to about 50+ jump tix. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

I think I'll hold out until those Vin Diesel Swoop Pants show up It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Please, please buy your commerative Obama election plate from the Heritage fucking mint. For the love of God, they only fired the damn thing for 54 days and I'm tired of seeing the commercial every 45 seconds on every channel. So chip in and do your duty folks. And while your at it, will somebody knock that Scottrade chopper outta the air too. That Rainey dude does not even hold a certificate. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Kansas ain't so bad. I had orders for Riley when I was in Europe so I ETS'ed rather then go there. Couple of decades seems to have spruced up the place and I moved to Wichita in middle of 06. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Not a rigger but have lengthened my brake lines. Look back in full flight and see if your tail is deflected any and if the lines have bows to them. If not, you probably have one side shorter than the other and its deflecting the tail on that side inducing the turn. So when you pull both lines down to the same level, one side is giving more tail input than the other. Get out your Storm manual and you should see how to measure the lines. Peg the line where the manual shows and then measure them yourself. It's not hard to figure out and easily done without a rigger. Of course if there is a line length difference and you don't feel comfortable doing the adjustment, take your findings back to your rigger and have him/her adjust it. Either way, you will learn something new about your rig which is a good thing. Just my 2 cents. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

When they do finally show up on Swervy street, can I be your official stalker?

The website lists 1.800.493.JUMP with an IP that returns to 66.223.16.236 Internic has the nameserver listed as NS1.FIRSTSKYDIVE.COM NS2.FIRSTSKYDIVE.COM and the definitive answer is............ skydiving.com IN SOA server: ns.skydiving.com email: Joe@1800skyride.com serial: 1161025885 refresh: 10800 retry: 3600 expire: 604800 minimum ttl: 86400 Keep on these quys folks. We'll get them shut down sooner or later. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama

Love the college hoops. UT as in The University of Texas. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama