davjohns

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  1. Couldn't stop thinking about toe sucking, huh? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Not necessary. If that toe is dragging in the corners, it'll get scraped off soon enough. Just don't put the knee out and lead with the foot a couple of times. Saves knee pucks. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. I thought this was one step away from an SC thread... "If you like your toe; you can keep your toe." I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. It's the only way I can accurately describe how it feels to me. I can't wrap my head around people looking you in the eye, swearing on something holy and then uttering a lie. It's usually their self preservation in a situation. I'm so open and honest, sometimes too honest, when I don't get the same in return it's just disrespectful. A little toe sucking might make it better. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. Did Danny kill him? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. In view of adoption (among other things), your statement is patently idiotic. In any language. Perhaps he was saying that same-sex relationships do not procreate or produce offspring. It's a biological impossibility. Nothing idiotic here, and not all couples, regardless of sexual orientation , qualify to adopt. Its a biological impossibility for a number of heterosexual couples to procreate as well, yet no-one is aiming to prevent those people from marrying. That's true, but it's the heterosexual couples that can procreate that do keep the human race going. So do you think those that can't procreate should be prevented from getting married? Personally, I'm looking around at those who have procreated in the US recently. Any claim of superiority is lost amidst the screaming in my mind... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. My heterosexual marriage has produced no offspring, nor can it. So same-sex relationships are equivalent to my relationship. Should I not be allowed to talk about my marriage in front of children? Well...not your own. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. "He was a wise man who invented God" - Plato Of course, you can argue the point. Since God / gods are part of every cutlure I've ever heard of, there is an argument that we were created by a divine being and instilled with an innate knowledge of and desire for him / her. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. We're slacking. I had to go to page four to find this thread. The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. After suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on! I woke up this morning at 8 and just felt that something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered that McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30. The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!" As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!" I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. The other memorable moment in the movie...in a VW bug as I recall. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. Well...that's one way to extend your fifteen minutes... I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. I can't tell. Most rifle rounds would zip right through a guy. I saw one officer had what was likely 5.56mm. That'll go through. I was expecting a head shot from a 7.62mm sharpshooter. The photographer had a great shot. But it appeared to be a body shot from the left. It might have been close enough that the overpressure from the weapon caused the reaction in the glass. I couldn't see his gun hand. If they did take a body shot, I'm going to guess he didn't have the gun to her head with his finger on the trigger. Otherwise, it would have been risky. It looked like a clean takedown. Good for them. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. I could argue all day about the meaning of 'unconventional sex" and "traditional sex". I'm pretty sure that since man has existed, someone has been putting his tackle into anyplace warm and wet. It takes no great imagination to think that early women were likely used by males and sought comfort from each other. I think those are nice euphamisms for a type of sexual majority rule. I wonder if laws like that would still garner enough votes to pass if they were quite clear that blow-jobs carried a death sentence? I obviously have no way of knowing, but I think in today's world, most sexually active people have at least tried oral and/or anal sex. So, it is unlikely they are trying to outlaw the actual act. They are just trying to regulate who you can perform it with...without coming out and saying so. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. Sorry. Not going to read it. From the piece you posted, I can tell his arguments are not logic based. I can agree with his first couple of statements. We only have one planet. We need to handle it responsibly. His jump to a communist manifesto is a huge leap of emotional tripe. Although...I have a few minutes. I might google to see where his earth-sheltered, solar and wind powered, off the grid, self-sufficient house is. In the mold of Al Gore, people who write this stuff are too often telling others how to live without following their own dictates. Not that the rest of the world does not. I just find it interesting. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. Lunch money. Now. Hand it over before I bust you one. Sorry. I can't read 'OMG' without seeing a BHPG and her friends texting each other while they sit next to each other squeeling. (Blond Haired Poofy Girl) I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. Pretty sure that would make me break leather. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. Oh Emm Gee - Did Turtle revert to when he was a teen aged girl? Seriously, dude. Man-card. Now. Hand it over. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. According to the philosopher Scott, "We don't need no water. Let the motherf-cker burn!" I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. You want to see who loves you? Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Open the trunk. Which one is happy to see you? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. In the words of the philosopher Cher, "Do u beleave in life after love?" I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. WHAT? Crazy talk. You mean people are "allowed" to have different opinions on subjects and we don't worry about it unless they act to force it on others? Now you're clearly nuts. How am I supposed to make people think like me? Nobody is harmed by driving through a red light. There is already a law against hitting somebody else with your car. Clearly most traffic laws can be scrapped. Nobody being harmed by me driving 200mph Nobody being harmed by me not having my headlights on at night Etc etc. The thought is wonderfully utopian though. Sigh... OK, Mr. Pickypoo. How about, "If nobody is reasonably going to be endangered by the conduct?" I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. True story - I had to go back to main post one time during a field exercise. A buddy asked me to call his wife (this is pre-cell phones) and check on his dogs. Then he says to ask about the kids, too. Then, he realizes what he said and told me to ask about the kids first. I called his wife and told her he wanted me to check on her and the kids. She told me how the kids were doing in school, one lost a tooth, etc. Then, I asked her how the dogs were... Pregnant pause. She said, "He asked about the dogs first, didn't he?" I couldn't answer her. I was laughing too hard. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Nicely played. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. Unless they intend to engage in really dangerous activities...like texting. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. Not a bad quote. I will also note that alcohol as a beverage has no utilitarian value...but huge downside and impact. I don't hear anyone talking about restricting it further. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.