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  1. I have a habit of reducing things to their simplest forms for execution. People like to dismiss my solutions as too simple. But I'll give it another go. Few of our national representatives have ever served in uniform. Many of them have never done much more than make laws for other people and be politicians. There was a time when a King, Emperor, etc. went to war at the front of his troops. His sons went off to war. He was heavily invested in the reality of war. We've lost that. I would recommend that any war-like action (police actions, UN Security Force, etc.) find the President at the front and the first born of every Senator and Congress Member serving at the front. Only when our (so called) 'Leadership' has something more on the line than re-election can we expect them to make sober decisions on when to send Americans into harm's way. The Vice President can take up the slack while the President is away. Every member of government would have a vested interest in finding a diplomatic solution to the conflict. I haven't done any research. I'm curious how many of our top representatives have children or grandchildren in the services... And as far as the discussion on "The Holy Bible"...the responses that indicate it is one book, written by one person, in one language, to one audience, never changed, and for one purpose...tells me people are rendering opinions with precious few facts. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  2. Well, I was prepared to make allowances for those negroes, Hispanics, and Filipinos...but entertainers? Hell no! Jazz and swing music? Next, we'll have dogs and cats living together. Total chaos, I tell you! I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  3. Not sure why they can't already. If they have a prescription, how is it different from any other medication? Plus, I'm pretty sure marijuana isn't going to lead to fits of aggressive behavior and violence. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  4. You know I'm an attorney, right? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  5. How to Give a Cat a Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto cat's neck, leaving head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to retrieve the darn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Tie the little ________'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL: 1. Wrap it in bacon. 2. Toss it in the air. Read more: http://www.hanggliding.org/viewtopic.php?t=3957&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3820#ixzz2lrERqO4q I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  6. This math sequence can predict your favorite film. Mine was A Bridge Too Far. I'm not sure how it works, but it does. Pick a number between 1 and 9. Multiply it by 3. Add 3 to that number. Multiply by 3 again. Add the two digits together. Your film is: 2. The Shining 3. Oliver Twist 4. Forest Gump 5. Pulp Fiction 6. A Bridge Too Far 7. Star Wars 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With Oiled Up Lady Boys 10. Mary Poppins I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  7. I really suspect it's a matter of location and time of day. Some places, you're likely to get tipped. Some places, you'll get obscene offers. Some places, you'll get beat up. Context is so important. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  8. Am I the only one who finds it odd the article didn't end with, "Police suspect alcohol might have been involved"? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  9. does she think they don't know? does she think they care? even if there was no possibility of trauma or death, it's still wrong "education" is not the solution to this. these are criminal assaults based on a direct choice of action. Not a 'learning opportunity' seriously, does she expect a reaction "Oh, cold cocking someone as hard as I can could actually hurt them? golly gee whiz, I'll stop right now and go help out in a soup kitchen" I would suggest viral video of people attempting to 'play' and getting their asses handed to them might have an effect. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  10. During an investigation, you take everyone's prints...including crime scene technicians, responding officers, family, friends, dead guy on the floor, etc. You need to figure out which prints to expect before you can tell which don't belong. Standard procedure. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  11. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  12. Here you go. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  13. "The sun will come out tomorrow" I'm stationed in Belgium. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  14. In the UK speedos can run up to 10% faster than actual speed, but no slower. If most countries have similar rules then it stands to reason that they'll always err on the high side. It's axiomatic in the sportbike community that the speedo always reads high. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  15. Well, how the hell do you think he determines whether some girls are naughty or nice? Sheesh! Just doing his job, really. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  16. Pass. It's happened to me too many times. No sense in trying anymore. I would get to Mars. I would leave the group and trek far away from the lander. I would stand on top of a rise as the sun came over the horizon. I would bask in the idea that no human had ever before seen this geography, had this sun on their face, stood on this ground. Then, I would look down and see a pile of beer cans. Damn. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  17. Train wreck. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  18. Pee on the rug; get your butt whooped. Makes sense to me. I might object to the severity of the beating or the use of a weapon. But the rug owner didn't get to limit the amount of pee or the smell thereof, so it's a close call. You roll the dice (or pee on the rug) and you take your chances. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  19. You think I have an incredible body? How YOU doin? Actually, the question was just for discussion purposes. If people are not taking care of their health and ignoring medical advice...then what? If people engage in risky behavior that is more likely to result in costly injuries...then what? We have 'sin taxes' on alcohol and tobacco. Why not high risk activities? Why not on refusing medical advice? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  20. Nothing definitive. I did find it odd that a manager came out in support of the server, then declined to provide the documents that would have clarified everything. The family came out with the credit card bill. Wish they would have posted a view of that. It would have been more compelling. Personally, I would have gone on with life and ignored it. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  21. On the other side of the coin, I'm an American who was raised Jewish that feels this whole situation could have been avoided if it wasn't decided that displacing one group of people to give a different group of people a place to stay based on some bullshit book was a reasonable idea. There were plenty of places to establish a "jewish state" (in itself a foolish idea), and they picked a stupid one that anyone with an ounce of grey matter would have known would cause a shitstorm. You say some things that are thought provoking and useful. This wasn't your finest post. I've studied some of the history of the creation of Israel. The majority of the people who were 'displaced' were nomads who didn't have permission to be there in the first place. Most of the land was purchased from owners who didn't live there. The nomads were even allowed to continue using the land for years. If you think the idea of a Jewish state is 'foolish', I submit that you don't grasp the whole idea of the preceding attempt at genocide and the world apathy that allowed it. Granted, that particular geography was not the wisest. However, the people and the land had a history. It's hard to say what would have happened if they went somewhere else. Given the worldwide ambivalence to their attempted erradication, they probably figured they were surrounded by enemy no matter where they went. You seem awfully emotional about this subject. You must be one of those self-hating Grues. It happens. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  22. Related thought... Suppose I have high cholesterol. The Dr. wants me to take a prescription medication to bring it down. I want to use diet and exercise. Continuing to have high cholesterol presents health risks that might increase my healthcare costs in the future. If I refuse to follow the Dr.'s advice, should I be taxed for that? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  23. Not really. Countries with socialized medicine do consider taxing people extra for certain behavior. The French considered an obeisity tax at one point. It's a matter of time on those kinds of measures. Some US cities are currently regulating size of soft drinks, red meat, and other products out of 'health concerns'. When those ideaological positions meet financial realities of universal healthcare, it isn't ridiculous at all. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  24. We're in violent agreement. I wasn't being totally serious. People would stop voting for legislators that try to legislate healthy living. Logically, that's what should happen. Realistically, it will be skewed by financial interests as you suggest. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.
  25. Been there. Huddled behind the tiny windscreen. Slipstream pulling my helmet off my head. Strap strangling me. GPS says 170. Suddenly, part of my brain calculates that if I rear-end a car going 70, it's like hitting a stopped car at 100. No seat belt. No airbag. No bumper. Just a short flight and a long skid. When I stop, that same car hits me doing 70. I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.