SatchFan

I think I have received a total of 2 my whole dz.com career and they were questions about some gear I had for sale. I guess I'm just not popular either.

I think it is. I don't think it was abused that bad. Unless I just missed a lot of posted polls.

This looks like it would make a good poll question.

What's up with the pink??

Never had that problem...I live in AZ and jump year round. You should come visit.

I guess I am failing to see the advantages of jumping it in as opposed to just landing the plane. You can get a lot more in that way. Did I just completely miss the boat on this whole concept?

Excuse me for asking a stupid question but as I have said before....I am border line retarded. Would skydivers actually skydive drugs into the country or just use their access to planes to smuggle it in??

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them. SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water. SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles. KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs. SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out. COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed, and it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed. TIRES - male, because they go bald and often are over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part. WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on. SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick up so many people. HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

I usually try and go out with the smokers when they take a break and breathe in as much second hand smoke as possible. I figure I am smoking half a pack a day for FREE!

That's fricken hilarious. You're right though....I can hear it already....."that's not fair, it's jaws don't get tired"

Actually, it's probably best that it didn't have any voice capability...just some moaning would do nice. We would have to do away with any gag reflex it may have too.

What kind of lips can you put on this thing?

She just got done telling us that she lost her mind.

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. " - -Coolidge, Calvin

Screw the money! Fight the power and go with the resort gig.

A buddy of mine at work told me that he has seen a pic on the internet of a skydiver in freefall with the space shuttle taking off in the background. Has anyone seen this and know where I can find it?

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. -- Michael Pritchard The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. -- Ellen Parr

2:2:1...B license.

I'm w/Phree on this one. I like firefly.

Hornet, huh? I have heard good things about that canopy. What do you think about it?

Congrats! As far as the beer...anything cold usually works.

Don't be shy....tell us how you feel?

What's AFF?? Oh shit, you need training to do this skydiving thing?

My home DZ has been broken into several times. Amazingly though, the only thing that they take is VCRs. They don't take any of the rigs, camera boxes, etc. I guess you can't really drop by a pawn shop with a rig. Even a car was stolen once.

"Needing someone is like needing a parachute...... If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again." ~~Unknown "Winners never quit and quitters never win, but one time I quit playing Russian Roulette with this drunk guy. He kept playing by himself, though, and I felt like the winner that time." ~~Peter