well, troll can't be serious about an issue in question. Yuri, for whatever reason he does that, takes this shit way too seriously.
meanwhile, "have you been tampering with my gear?" is now a joke du jour @ the Ranch. The overwhelming sense of loss that beginners feel when forced to pull 5 seconds earlier, thus gaining up to 60 seconds more canopy time, blows my mind. -- raff @ DZ.com