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    spent 9 weeks in rehab, i know how these things work. if you have questions give me a shout. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Omarosa

    auburnguy replied to bigway's topic in The Bonfire

    Everyone knows she is awful and will never make it anywhere in the business world because no one will work with her because she has such an undeserved sense of accomplishment and arrogance that is mind boggling. I keep hoping that while she gets hit by a taxi cab in a cross walk on one episode. The part I really love is how last night she was bitching the whole time and didn't get a thing done, mean while Piers as much of a loud mouth prick as he may be actually gets things done and saved his group, although i wish they would have lost so that cunt omarosa could have gone home. I hate this show normally but seeing celebrities play for charity completely changes the fell of the show. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    herpes "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    was sick a few weeks ago and now im sick again. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I'm a life long hunter and have lost count of the number of animals I have killed and cleaned, the video didn't really phase me at all. I kept waiting for the shocking part in that video and it never came. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    All the "knowledge" in this video can be summed up when he misspelled immigrants , he spelled it immogrants. Its a freaking cow, not a human baby. That video made me want to go and have a burger. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I have extremely high expectations for any movie that is going to use mainly Beatles songs. I loved the movie. The depressing part was not having someone to watch it with. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I love France, but this is too far. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    magic ISO, the best tool for that out there. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Someone needs to take a video camera and tape the events. Should be quite entertaining and extremely educational for those of us that cant be there. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    so... get a hook knife. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Look up "Colombian Devil's Breath". It's a super roofie, would make sense in this case. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Z6lpZD3MA "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Natalie Holloway's parents got divorced. The mother is now dating, wait for it............ John Benet Ramsey's father. Yes it is true. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I'm glad I went to private school. You could play the penis game there and the worst you get is a detention. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Right now I'm thinking about a joke involving this kid and a horse. You put it together. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Either do something about it or leave. Otherwise quit bitching. I have paid well beyond what most kids my age will ever pay in taxes. While I wish they were lower I fully support my tax dollars being used by in large for military spending. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Like I said, bullet in the head. Quick and cheap, he does not deserve more. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    Why cant someone just shoot this piece of shit in the head? It would save a lot of time. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    its a caravan, no doubt about it "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I was having a review session for my A card this weekend and I posed a question my instructor nor myself knew. If you get unto a malfunction where you become entangled in the lines and you have a skyhook is it going to affect your reserve deployment at all? "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    I didnt think any other skydivers existed at Auburn either, then I looked harder and found one with a D- license and 700 jumps, oh and hes 19. Look around and you might be amazed at what you find. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    That was a pretty intense video. Chucky had a spinning line twist cutaway a few weeks ago at the farm, he got video of it, very intense also. Being new to the sport (27 jumps) I haven't had a malfunction yet, I'm just glad people have video cameras so I can see what it will actually look like when its happening. Good video. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    your parents are not gonna be cool with it period, its not about the numbers, its about the thought of having your child being put in harms way. Wait until your 18 then just go do it without telling them. I waited until I was 20, wanted to go when I was 18 but never got around to it and someone gave me some bad information about it and scared me. I did my first jump last June, several thousand dollars and 7 months later I have no regrets about any of it. You will meet some really cool people (and some pretty sketchy ones) and have the time of your life. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    word "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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    As long as the child is a minor the parents can do whatever they want, the child has no say in it. Edited to add: http://www.craigmedical.com/Hair_Drug_Test.htm "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson