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Everything posted by auburnguy
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Is there room for an inflatables jump? "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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agreed "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Ha ha! Reality is so much better than fiction!
auburnguy replied to livendive's topic in The Bonfire
Definitely story of the month "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
Mine http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/506696d6ee http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b502feff0 "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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auburn has a game that saturday "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Show me your genitals 2: E=MC vagina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&feature=user "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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This thread reminds me of this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Eagle Eye - Spoiler inside but you'll be given an opportunity to bail.
auburnguy replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/4284897.html "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
One more child molester off the street. I was involved!
auburnguy replied to floridadiver81's topic in The Bonfire
Well done "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
"Its not contagious" when the check in lady at the airport tells you to have a good flight and you say "you too" "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR_5YcWNY_M "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Keep your stuff packed and it wont be a problem. However if a non skydiver did touch my stuff I would thoroughly check everything to make sure they didn't screw anything up. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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I never went to college, but if I had...
auburnguy replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in The Bonfire
"My lucky number is four billion, that doesn't come real handy when your gambling. come on 4 billion.. fuck, seven. not even close. I need some more dice. " "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
God I love Gordon Ramsey "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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mines named "please don't make me spend the rest of the day getting you out of a tree" "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Tequila and mayonnaise "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Another Legal Question - Neighbor McNasty
auburnguy replied to kkeenan's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
my money has fallinfast being farmer mcnasty, an ASC guy or former ASC guy, be interesting to get an admin to run an ip trace and see. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
Will US cities burn if Obama is not elected?
auburnguy replied to warpedskydiver's topic in Speakers Corner
It would take a serious pro to take out Obama, he is extremely well protected. Long range rifle shots are out because there is nowhere he will be exposed for long enough to make the shot. That and making a cold bore shot at range can be a serious pain in the ass. Close range is always available as long as the shooter doesn't mine being executed and can successfully smuggle a gun into an event and somehow manage not get noticed while aiming. Bottom line is that the secret service does an extremely good job and it would take someone very determined with extensive training to do it, some redneck will definitely not be able to pull something like that off. I would also bet that he is being driven around in a B7 protection level vehicle. (bullet proof with protection from IED's, grenades, land mines etc...) making road attacks harder "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
Bikini and Lingerie Jumps!!! At ASC
auburnguy replied to caligirl39385's topic in Events & Places to Jump
More like lots of creepy old guys ogling girls 20-30 years their junior. That and ASC trying to draw people in because they have a shit reputation. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
Labor Day at Skydive the Farm ($20.08 jumps)
auburnguy replied to micduran's topic in Events & Places to Jump
I cant believe its only Wednesday, I want Friday to be here so bad. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
I havent gotten to jump with baxter yet although I'm sure I will next time he comes to ATL to jump, even though im sure thats a long way off. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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TruTv does a segment on wingsuits, decent minus the incredibly annoying reporter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs1CCYaAXh8 "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson
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Another Legal Question - Neighbor McNasty
auburnguy replied to kkeenan's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This comes from the Cedar town chat board "This whole mess was started by Glenn Campbell and rolled on over to Ronnie Campbell. ronnie used to mow the hay off the property of The Farm, for 11 years, Greg never charged him a dime, in other words he gave him the hay to keep the property clean, when Greg told Ronnie he was to stop cutting the hay, problems started. Small at first and got bigger. I live 500 yards from the runway, my neighbor Ricky Baxter is even closer, we have no problems with them. There is a lot to this story that needs to be told, not enough room or time here." "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
who would win a war between Russia vs USA if it started right now?
auburnguy replied to rhys's topic in Speakers Corner
Another way to look at it. Russia has yet to accept the US Air Force's offer to participate in Red Flag exercises. Why? Because they know that they will get the pants spanked off of them in air combat against the US airforce. The last country to behave like that to my knowledge was Israel who refused to attend for a long time because they were known for having one of the best air forces in the world and didn't want to be embarrassed by the US Air Force. That comes from a retired F-16 pilot who was in the Air Force for 20 years. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson -
Labor Day at Skydive the Farm ($20.08 jumps)
auburnguy replied to micduran's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Its not a probobly anymore, I'm definitely coming up for a couple of days, I just don't know which two yet. "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson