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23. You allow a maximum 55 seconds of " working time " when making love. 24. You refer to your recent break-up as an " intentional cut-away. 25. You can't remember the true meaning of the words " Stilkletto " " Javelin " or " Talon "

Thanks, but I was trying to find out where the nipples are!

"Smoke" and "Candlefish", are you being punny? I guess the anchovies are a salt and beer thing. I had a craving for anchovies one time and called in a pizza. When I got there some drunk was sitting at the counter going on about, " what kinda idiot would order a anchovy pizza." Ahh, Mr. Idiot here to pick up his pizza Sir. Wish I would have had a camera!

If you like biting into a fishy salt block!

No but my dog drags his ass on the grass when it's burn n'

Sounds like someones had one tee many martoonis! Cold pizza and Guiness, yeah, yeah, two thumbs up! Throw in some anchovies and we gotta match.

For tru for tru. but change is the only constant!

Uhh, that was my sig. To much like stupid is as stupid does?

Hey Pat, I'm a computer idjit, how do you add a quote to your profile? I think I found one that fits. Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Well yes he did make the mistake of telling me he wouldn't tell me I couldn't skydive but that I needed to give it serious thought. I know I have to work hard on getting this turned around and I'll do what ever it takes but I can't stop this. He did tell me I did a good job chopping when I did and landing on the reserve but that doesn't really offset the bonehead move that put me in that situation to begin with. I guess I should have been afraid but I was pretty calm about it all. The only thing I was really afraid of was failure. There are good things that come out of bad situations. My wife , to say the least , has never been thrilled about me doing this but when I came home I couldn't just tell her I had a bad day and leave it at that when she's been supportive of me. I sat her down, told her what happened and without hesitation she told me, well you love to ride too and you wouldn't let a horse throwin' ya stop you from riding again. Didn't see that comin', she must be delirious with some sorta virus or something! To make a long story short I'm gonna be hangin' around that DZ like a damn cat they made the mistake of feeding just one time! Your next jump is coming up this Sunday depending on the weather isn't it? Have fun , Blue Skies P.S. How's the road trip going?

Hi Pearl,the weather was beautiful here this weekend and I was looking forward to level 6, leaving the step on my own, back flips and tracking. I sucked. The first time I had a bad exit and took too long to get stable so I just waved off and pulled. The second try was better but still took too long to get stable. I was high enough when I got stable I did a back flip but started to get unstable again so I didn't try to track. I should have thrown right then( when in doubt, whip it out ) but I wasted time trying to stabalize. My main was still sniveling when I pasted 2k, where my AAD was set for. Crap now I've got two canopies out. I cut away and rode the reserve in. My instructor told me he wasn't going to tell me what to do but that I should go home and think about if this is for me. I can't imagine not ever being in the sky anymore, I'm really kicking myself right now

Don't you mean a Wizcanzun accent

And the Blue Ribbongoes to----- Gets my vote

Ever watch " No Reservations " ? Kinda surprised I got hooked on this show but it can be pretty interesting, real every day people and cultures around the world. Plus Anthony Bourdains a smart ass and I guess I kinda admire that in a person.

History Channel, shit I thoght the H was for the Hitler Channel