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Nah..not me...maybe after a six-pack...but even then I would be surprised. See I can just keep going and going...much to my dismay at times...I keep telling one of my friends to buy a hammer, and when its time for me to pass out (but I don't know it) just hit me over the head and carry me to bed! The only beer that REALLY kicks my ass is Guinness Extra Stout, and I LOVE it. I have to be careful how many of them I drink. Hard liquor is another story...scotch or tequila, and you might as well lock me up in a padded room, or I will end up bouncing off the walls...last time I was at the dz I got hammered on scotch and I don't remember the mud wrestling...I heard that I had a good time, though!! Apparently I decided to moon the manager (and everyone else standing there too)...I'm glad there were no videocameras (that I know of). Everyone had a good time so that's what is important...and I didn't even lose my keys!! (Probably because it was too cold to do a naked runway walk.) See, Stacy, I told you I'm famous for my drunken antics too! The two of us together would have been too much for XKeys to handle. Hell - you, me and Kelly....ouch! I can feel the hangover now... Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I hate to admit this but I have only seen Seinfeld like twice (I rarely watch TV) so I don't get your joke...care to explain? Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Any beer with more than one X in the title has to be good...hence: Dos Equis XX, and Molson XXX! I love sexy beer! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I wonder who will be my first dz.com houseguest...you or Phreezone? I'll have to start putting up signs....DROPZONE.COM bunkrooms this way ---------> hehe Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Ok this is for those of you who have seen my pics of the dominatrix outfit...and if somebody wants to post them real quick the rest of you can help me out. It sounds silly, but I can't decide if I should wear the wig or not. I really hate wigs, they are so hot and itchy, but I think maybe the costume just isn't the same without the wig...What do you think? Thanks... Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Yeehaw!! Chuck's an addict. Nice one, bro. Now are you going to see if you can make enough posts to supersede me as the #2 poster on dz.com? I didn't think so. It isn't worth it anyway. I would rather go skydiving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaking of addictions, I thought that was what you were talking about! hehe I was thinking yep, in 24 hours I will have my demo canopy, and be on my way to the dropzone! Countdown to THAT addiction begins now: 23 hours and 52 minutes to go...Halloween Boogie here I CUM!!! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Good thing I don't strike you as the type of person who NEEDS Viagra...because I don't! In fact, I have only tried it once, and am going to be very choosy about when I use it again, because I did not get ANY sleep!!! I would really need to be in the mood for a marathon...

Well HE doesn't need them, so why shouldn't somebody get some use out of them! He is such a freak, I can't believe he would get an RX for those. I was looking for advil or something like that one day, stumbled across them...and a light bulb went off! HEY I know what these are!! hehehe Can you blame me? Sorry for the TMI, though. Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I have 3 little blue pills...they work wonders on some of us women... I found them in the stepdad's medicine cabinet LOL Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

You will be quite close to me, two different times...while you are on I-40...I am not sure of the directions so give me some time and I"ll get them to you. Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

See, Chuck and I agree again. Great minds think alike!! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

OK, Clay you can come (no pun intended - or is there?) too... and Blue, we know you are tagging along because of Sunshine... I have my own videographer - he's using a tripod so he can participate as well... All told, we will probably have to have two "jumps." An all female-way and one that is co-ed. I'm not complaining! Its all fun! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I agree we need new stuff in the Pub. I also wish we still had a real "Happy Hour." There was something about having it only once a week that made me try harder to be there. I have trouble trying to get into Slappie's place a lot of the time. I also can't access it from work...SIGH. As far as knocking Clay out of his #1 spot, I do not have that much time to attempt it. I have not been posting as much as I used to, for various reasons...mainly I have better things to do! But I still love you guys and value my position in our cult. I will not give up my throne (whatever it is) here on dz.com!! I need beer...too bad I'm at work...HEY! I get off at 1 PM. Early Happy Hour! Oh wait...I have to be back at school at 6 Pm and then work from 9-1 AM. Damn! Oh well. I'll make up for it this weekend!! BOOGIE DOWN!! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Okay, ladies...you all need to come down to Dallas and play twister with me! (Those of you who are available, anyway...) We could have our own version of the Skydiving Chicks Rock! Boogie...it could be the skydiving chicks ***k boogie. Just a little food for thought on Thursday...something to keep you whistling while you work...Personally, I am just going nuts trying to make it to tomorrow - today is going to be a loooong day!! I might have to take a few showers to pass the time...guys, what do YOU think?? Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Naked twister...now that sounds fun!! I might have to find that game somewhere and take it to the DZ with me! Things could get mighty interesting!! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

LOL!! Well, I am sorta speechless after that one...but I can say that yes, men do mysteriously materialize near the tent...I think they can sense estrogen! Those assholes!!! ROFL!!! Seriously, though I do miss ya girl...glad you're happy down South...we never did actually jump together...what's up with that?!?! :( I will be coming to visit one day soon I hope, since its only like a 3 hour drive from Dallas...I still want to jump at San Marcos! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Jess, I might ask you the same question!! You had an open invitation to my tent more than once!!

Being 1 would suck, because I would be too young to skydive. Sexual frequency? hehe NOOO comments Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Well, I've never done a threesome but I am all for it! :) I have no permanent "sweetie" so you will have to forgive me for condoning it...in certain situations. I have been with men, and I've been with women...and I'll take the two together any day!! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I wear Polar Max. It is made for sports (unlike cuddl duds) and wicks moisture away from your body (important!) It fits like cotton and lycra...stretchy, no bulk at all, and stays put. I love it. You can buy it online or at sporting good stores (probably places that sell skiing, bicycling, or mountain-climbing stuff). It costs about 75 for a top and bottom but its worth it! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I love you Chuck! You described how I feel about wreck.dot exactly. Donna, take it easy...do whatever you feel is necessary but don't over-react! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Well, just to keep this on the topic...I never thought building escape parachutes were a good idea...but HEY! whoa...that is just my opinion! Now... I don't know why I mentioned taking pics of the Halloween costume just yet (I think I was lit! big surprise) but right now I am thinking maybe this nutbar who went off on Sangiro needs to know who he's up against? Although maybe he wouldn't be afraid of me, with my whips and chains...?! (Even though he SHOULD be!) Maybe someone else needs to dress up as a Sumo wrestler or something...that might get this wanker's attention! Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I just wanna get some love!!! Is that too much to ask?!?!! Can't we all just get off without all this "cheating" bullshit? LOL There isn't anything wrong with a nice threesome, is there? As long as all parties involved are well informed about the situation beforehand? Communication seems like it would be the NUMBER ONE priority. Anyway, I need a woman to soothe my tattered soul..... Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

I am SOOOOOOO excited!! I am about to try my first "demo" canopy!! Its a Spectre 150! I still have two other canopies I am going to demo, but I am just stoked to get my first one! For those of you who don't know, I have my own gear, with a Hornet 170 main, but I am looking to downsize to a 150. Yeah, I know, I downsize in small increments. So what? Better safe than sorry! :) Sis Music should trigger some kind of response... - The Chemical Brothers

Well, if you go through the Dallas area let me know! I am moving approximately 15 miles from the DZ, and I have an extra bedroom with bed and all amenities!! Come jump with your Sis!!