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  1. coconutmonkey
    OK Moody, repeat after me. "I have no recollections, Senator." "Senator, I do not recall." "My lawyer has directed me not to answer that question, Senator." "Dammit Senator! The Badgers Lie!" Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  2. coconutmonkey
    No jello shots for me. I end up doing silly things that are retold to me in epic fashion the next morning. Most, fortunately, without the video instant replay. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  3. coconutmonkey
    An ominous way to star the new year... I like it! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  4. coconutmonkey
    My final arrival is completely at the mercy of my transportation goddess, Badger #1. If she is feeling merciful, I may arrive the 26th, pending that the appropriate sacrifices are made to her Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  5. coconutmonkey
    If I wasn't flyin, I'd bring a mason jar o' stump liquor for y'all. Instead we'll have to see what the local fare has in store for us. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  6. coconutmonkey
    Who's da monkey? I'm merely placed upon this lil planet to provide you with amusement Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  7. coconutmonkey
    No, both of you will be forced to drink until you cannot stand. Snakes aren't supposed to be able to walk Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  8. coconutmonkey
    Whadda ya get when ya cross a Badger and a Monkey...... Yes, you will definitely get plushie badgers tossed at you unmercifully! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  9. coconutmonkey
    and One of these things is not like the other..... Come on out, even if ya don't jump I have a feeling you would be most intertained by the abundance of nig-noggery in effect! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  10. coconutmonkey
    Come to the dark side Moody! Ya know ya wanna balloon jump. If nothin else, click on that badger thing and you'll be forced to come just to throw plushie badgers at people! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  11. coconutmonkey
    Badgers ate the mushrooms ~ Happy Badgeres Snake ate the Badgers ~ Happy Snake Snake ODs on Happy Badgers ~ More Mushrooms More Mushrooms ~ Happy Badgers A vicious circle Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  12. coconutmonkey
    Well, I did say it would be a plushie one Still can't get it out of my head! Shoulda never hit the clicky! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  13. coconutmonkey
    Don't encourage them. We'll NEVER get em outta the Ranch Delux! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  14. coconutmonkey
    FFG - I...must...throw....soft...plushie...badger....at....you...when....we....meet....can't...get.....(*&%*&%$%.....badger song....out....of...head....... Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  15. coconutmonkey
    Yeah, Happy T-Day to everyone. That reminds me. Time to go wine shoppin (helped cook last year, this year I'm workin on [gettin] sauce[ed]) Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  16. coconutmonkey
    Hey, I wasn't anywhere near there! But it was pretty cool, eh? Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  17. coconutmonkey
    Yeah, FFG is my personal heroine for providing a ride to Eloy. We are gonna have one heck of a time in less than a month! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  18. coconutmonkey
    Yep, gotta love that dead sex helmet! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  19. coconutmonkey
    Hey man, I have no webcam and don't geek the camera like SOMEBODY I know Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  20. coconutmonkey
    OK, haven't posted a pic of myself here yet so I found one from last year. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  21. coconutmonkey
    Suckin in Raeford? NOT!!! Good eats, beer a plenty, and FIRE! Aviators is kickin up most rightous and the live music will be in effect soon. Must haul out cannon to assist percussion section! Must go! So many beers, so little time! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  22. coconutmonkey
    Headed back the same time myself. Need a ride as well. Might look at startin the stagger back to the airport thread. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  23. coconutmonkey
    That would be the bomb. I'll PM ya the flight info if ya need it. Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  24. coconutmonkey
    Need to start compiling a list of drinks and shoppin list so we'll have all this on hand at Eloy! Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range
  25. coconutmonkey
    Skip And Go Naked #2 (there's a #1?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 1/2 glass Beer 1/2 glass Lemonade 1 shot Southern Comfort Mixing instructions: Pour beer into mug. Add lemonade. Float SoCo on top. Well, think we may have to try these at the lounge