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  1. coconutmonkey
    That's not a denial that you're playing it!
  2. coconutmonkey
    Don't laugh, I'm sure Bill would take the order. Tony might freak tho....
  3. coconutmonkey
    Clay, are you expanding your social circles to incule critters of the pocine persuasion? (you're playing dueling banjo's right now, aren't you...)
  4. coconutmonkey
    PAgaN People Against Normalcy Didn't they wear sheep-skin chaps (whoa... maybe Clay is among them) and throw Sgt Friday into a pool or something while the Virgin Connie Swail is prepared for sacrifice?
  5. coconutmonkey
    any opening that saves your life is a sweet opening (some more bittersweet than others).
  6. coconutmonkey
    I had one that was a great dive, track away, and double total mal. Couldn't fix it so I just tracked all the way in to Mrs Billie's pool (with a double backflip entry, little off center for the east german judge, might have to settle for the bronze) and lived. Then got shot by Mrs Billie while climbing out... Told ya not to land in the pool...
  7. coconutmonkey
    I regularly have long snivels (packed to avoid opening back breakers) but I plan my pull alt to allow for it so I still have time to evaluate my main before I hit my hard deck alt. A good reason for pulling higher with new gear or pack methods as well.
  8. coconutmonkey
    Yeah, later would be better. Work computer... school girl outfits... "Honest officer, she said she was 18! I didn't see the need to investigate any further..."
  9. coconutmonkey
    Clay, Bill's working at Skykat now (not like it's a change, he's always there anyway... like some of us...)
  10. coconutmonkey
    Actually, I think it was.... he likes poking things... then (insert jumper chick name here) usually hits him...
  11. coconutmonkey
    Sunshine, like you'd really have to ask? Although, there is a growing alternative lifestyle market and Richard does prefer to wear the school girl outfit.....
  12. coconutmonkey
    I think you're suffering from a bit of role reversal here, the house always gets the lions share...
  13. coconutmonkey
    Now, now... none of that. I didn't really want to do this, but I guess I'll have to offer up my pimping services to you two to ensure pairity in profits. Course my own overhead expenses will be taken into account (cleaning hot tub, stocking beer, ect.)
  14. coconutmonkey
    V6 or V8 model?
  15. coconutmonkey
    Hey, don't worry about me! I stopped working the DZ corners and set up my own lounge & spa. Still working on where to put the hot oil twister tho....
  16. coconutmonkey
    That's how it starts. PW for threads. Next thing ya know, you'll be working the corner of the DZ for lift tickets...
  17. coconutmonkey
    Oh, naked in public is not what makes one blush.... it's that nagging question of where the pictures went...
  18. coconutmonkey
    Cool that you love your new gear. Let's just not catch you doing any unatural acts.... By the way, your first new canopy ride???? Need I say it???
  19. coconutmonkey
    Gratuitous PW alert! Gratuitous PW alert! Gratuitous PW alert.... er, yeah, that's it... he!he!he!
  20. coconutmonkey
    A cop is watching a local watering hole waiting to catch a drunk driver. A few minutes before closing time, a man stumbles out of the bar. He bumps into his car, fumbles for his keys, drops them, fumbles about on his knees to find them, opens the car, starts it and drives away. The cop follows for a several mile waiting for the driver to begin to swerve or speed away, but the driver holds steady. Finally, frustrated, the cop hits the lights and pulls the driver over. After an exhaustive roadside sobriety test, the driver seems to be completely sober. Cop,"Hey, I saw you staggering about the bar in a stupor and now your fine. What happened?" Driver,"We saw you waiting outside the bar and I volenteered to be the DD tonight." Cop,"Designated Driver? You haven't anyone else in the car." Driver,"Naw, I'm the Designated Decoy."
  21. coconutmonkey
    Chromboy! You silver tounged devil! Sing it like Sinatra! (or at least Jerry Lewis!)
  22. coconutmonkey
    What, the press biased, sensationalist, preaching about topics they know nothing about? Naw, say it ain't so!
  23. coconutmonkey
    Cool, more money for beer!
  24. coconutmonkey
    I'll just make sure they don't see my Dr. Evil psydo-futuristic briefs....
  25. coconutmonkey
    Hey, great article! Let's go to Hooters and get the Surf n' Turf and discuss it! Why, yes, I am a cultural philistine.