coconutmonkey
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Yeah, looks familiar, but I wouldn't know....
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Hey guys, look! There's Elvis! (sneaks to front of line)
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At Space Cafe: Alien bursts from mans chest (same as he did from the SAME guy in the first Alien movie) dons cap and cane, sings and dances down counter to exit stage right. Lonestar to waitress,"What did he have?" Waitress,"Oh, he had the special." Mog,"We had the special!" Lonestar,"Change mine to the soup." _____________________ Col Sanders,"Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?" Dark Helmet,"AH, Buckle this!"
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Yeah, Tried something simmilar in Switzerland caller canyoning. Running amuck in a gorge hig in the Alps, diving off the falls and body surfing rapids. Pretty cool until about 20 folks were caught up there in a flash flood a couple years back, not sure if it's still going on anymore.
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As old or young as your political career can handle...
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So... ya fuddup. Try and make the best of it. Irecommend you start drinking heavily.
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Yeah, I waited until I was licensed before sporting any freefall gear / apparel about the place. after that, the folks at work look at it like a rattle on a snake or hourglass shape on a spider... sort of a warning that the bearer was a bit 'touched' to be leapin outta perfectly good airplanes...
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Never heard of any 'requirements' for a necklace. Is this a new award? Cool, falcon, double-falcon, eagle, double-eagle, 3-d, closing pin necklace... Maybe a DZ tradition there, but I don't think anyone is going to follow you to the parking lot and beat you for wearing one under the magic 200.
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Looks like someone must sacrifice themselves to the sky-gods and start drinking. It's a rough job, but somebodys got to do it. "I suggest you start drinking heavily", Otter
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Always have students watching so that adds to the anal factor a bit. Still, can't always spot everything. Figure about an 8.5. Fighting off bad habits....
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Feel your pain. Been clear, blue n' 22 here all week. The CSL season opener is tommorow and it's going to rain all weekend.
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You walk around your place the next morning and can't identify half the naked bodies scatterd across the house, the cat's knocked up & the liquor cabinet is empty.
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drag plane (pendullum) funny story
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in Canopy Relative Work
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Gee, that's tough. Wish I could get TDY to cool places....
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Well, I wasn't going to say anything but.....
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Beer! then another beer. Repeat step #1. Besides, half the fun of JM new students is the look on your face when you finally 'get it' and start to fly.
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Drink your Ovaltine, eat your Lucky Charms, and get your box o' crackerjacks and you may find one. Or just start drinking heavily and it'll start making more sense.
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What Was Your Canopy Downsizing Progression?
coconutmonkey replied to rapper4mpi's topic in The Bonfire
Manta 288 (25) Navagator 240 (10) PD 230 (125) PD 190 (125) Monarch 155 (25) Slow progression is fast impact! -
So in stead of: Who gives a fuck. Try: Pucker Up.
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Teletubs are very anoying, but amusing when placed in front of a cannon full of grape!
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As I walked out in the streets of Laredo As I walked out in Laredo one day I spied a poor cowboy wrapped up in white linen Wrapped up in white linen as cold as the clay
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Hey there. I've a friend down Mex City way who's looking to get a tandem this summer. Any places down south of the border near there that anyone would recommend?
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Mike Michigan makes a great competition RW suit. Might check out his sight. www.michigansuits.com
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Skymonkey beats firewall into submission
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in The Bonfire
The monkey pit always has room for another tent. Make a trip of it. (p.s. bring beer)