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Skymonkey beats firewall into submission
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in The Bonfire
Everyone must bring something for general consumption. I've the facility, young Fulk the boozehags, somebodys got to bring the booze. Then there's the stuff that goes boom... -
Skymonkey beats firewall into submission
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in The Bonfire
Prinston needs a guy like Joel. - Risk Buisiness. Young Master Fulk should be the provider for that task. Promises of good party life should bring the ECU types flocking. -
Skymonkey beats firewall into submission
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in The Bonfire
The CoconutMonkey Lounge (& Spa) will be having a Lu-Ow! party in teh near future, DTG TBD(once the hot tub is installed and operational). Grass skirts in full effect (no shorts allowed, togas optional). We'll have to do some thinking to top last weekends noggery.... -
If not, it should have been. Course, then there is the eternal W. Churchill: I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Senator, I do not recall. Senator, I have no recollection. Damn it Senator, the goat lies! er.. uh.. I'll take a fith....
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Pretty much figured why you landed in my front yard (as the back was still smoldering) and that was why you and Scott took so long getting back. Knew I should've locked the lounge before going to jump....
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Skymonkey beats firewall into submission
coconutmonkey replied to SkymonkeyONE's topic in The Bonfire
Hey Chuck! Whee! Ding, dong, the wicked firewall is dead! Spent half the night recovering the yard. I don't think the cannon will be out of commission for too long. Hope it's a while before we have another weather day, the grass needs to grow back before any further debauchery ensues... -
A new set of risers and back pack and closing pin necklace from where he went by Raeford and droped off some really cool easter eggs for a hunt Sat morning.
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2d Sept - V-J Day Lotta Vigo types 'round here...
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Just make sure ya get someone to fly video.... and call teh medics out early...
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Hey, stick 'em in your suit and jump if you're bored. Most interesting dive you'll ever have....
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Whu-Fo you jump outta dem airpanes?
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Hey Chuck! Hell, if it's organic and within arms reach, good chance it'll get a chunk taken out of it. Especially if it's been a 'bago type night. Can't touch squid or octopus anymore sice the ROK. Bad Soju Warrior night. Last coherent (sorta) memory was the uncomforatable feeling of wriggling tenticals (octo-type) clinging to the inside of the cheeks... sorta fuzzy after that... Then the next morning curled up in the fetal position on the bunk with a disturbing odor seemingly omnipresent in the room.... nothing like finding you've been gnawwing away at a nice dried squid all night to really make you appreciate a simple diet of Mcd's n' Taco-Hell.... "Life's hard, but it's harder if your stupid." J. Wayne
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Bill is 100% correct. A 'fad' diet sets your body into complete storage mode, a.k.a. make fat cause the food supply is gone n' might nit come back. Maintain a reasonable caloric intake and step up the exercise a bit. Eat breakfast to get your metabolism kicked up into burn mode in the morning and eat early dinners so your body is burning the fuel all evening and hasn't anything to put into storage(fat) at teh end of teh day when you go to bed. A brief workout before going to sleep kicks up your metabolism again and will burn off a bit as you sleep. Finally, water! Oxogen (cardio exersice) and H2O are required to metabolize stored calories (fat). Diet pills will typically be dieuretic and wring the water out of your system (think coffee). Without enough water, your body won't be able to metaboize your fatty tissues and will start using other sources of energy (muscle tissues). By the way, I'm not a doctor... but I did stay in a aHoliday Inn;>
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Yeah, there was alot of media directed to the possibility of BASE type rigs designed for hi-rise escape systems (whuffo proof rigs) but nothing about anyone jumping (with rig). Never forget them...
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It's the deep splashy sound which allows us to grog our ways back to bed/couch/floor without having to wipe our feet....
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Jumping of course..... What he's jumpin is up for debate it seems...
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A good sight picture, good breath control, steady squeeze on the trigger.... oh, yeah, make sure he's inside the house. Other than that, you might check with a couple local PI's who specialize in net-stalker types.
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I think I would be more concerned if there was a sudden cessation of all religious references following 9-11 and the current war. It would mean to me that the terrorist plan had struck the very heart of our way of life by making our President and leaders AFRAID of speaking of religion in public.
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Only Flamin' Dr Peppers will do! Oh, ah, ow, hot... put 'em out before you drink...
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Don't make me sick my flying monkey on you!
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'Ya fucked up. Ya trusted it. Let's make the best of it', Otter. 'I recommend that you start drinking heavily.', Bluto 'Better listen to him, he's pre-med.' Otter
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Sorry, no twelve step program for this... get a case and we'll all comiserate!
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Monkeybago? Did someone mention Monkeybago? Whee! I'll bring the shrine (to the monkey of course).
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Uh... let's see... uh... YES!YES!YES!YES!YES! It's a give n' take. Paybacks a bitch but, somebody got to do the 'dirty' work.