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Hopefully I'll be there Thurs night and Friday morning, course that doesn't help you much cause I still don't have my A. But on the other hand I do owe 2 cases of beer.
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DOH!! I didn't buy beer last weekend for my AFF graduation cause I couldn't hang around. Is it cool to just buy it next weekend? (I swear I have the best intentions).
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When BOOBIES are included. I was just about to leave when I heard there were going to be boobies here.
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vibes and best wishes on the way!
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I vote for RevJim's BBBBWWHAHAHAHA!
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Not sure if this has been posted before and it maybe NSFW, it has alot of uses of the "F" word... http://www.aestheticdesigns.net/funny/properenglish.html
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Yeah, but your screen name is "ozthebum". It doesn't exactly make a girl want to chase after you. I'm only a bum because of my "relaxed" atitude...well, now that I think about it I don't have any money and I guess I do stink
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When I was 10 or 11 me and Dad would drive from my house to his house every other weekend or so...and on the way was Skydive Lodi. We'd stop in and watch all the "crazy people" jump outta planes and land nice and softly right in front of us...from those moments I was hooked (thanks Dad). I never did it till I was stationed at MacDill for the first time (14 years later). I was walking to lunch when I hear a C-130 flying over-head and I looked up to see a group of Spec Ops dudes static line-ing out the back and I thought...that's f*ckin cool I need to do that, so when I got home I called Z-hills and the next day I was going through AFF.
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All the love and vibes I can send are on the way sista.
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that I'm back in Folrida
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DAMN SKIPPY!!! Oh, no...everyone lock up your sheep
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This chick I knew at my first duty station liked to paint my toes. I thought it was cool...she always painted them sky blue. It's true.
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It doesn't matter how many, as long as boobies are involved I'm happy!
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Bush: Saddam Bought Geraniums, Not Uranium
ozthebum replied to ChasingBlueSky's topic in The Bonfire
Of course...I wouldn't buy my Iranians anywhere else. -
Just depends on who your's is. My PO was great. During my trial he did some research that my lawyer (lair?) should have done and kept me from going to jail alot longer than I did.
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I'm not really into that whole reading thing, so I was going to rent the movie later today...is that worth it, or should I just give up and open the books?
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[officespace]I tell you what I'd do, I'd do two chicks at the same time and I'm sure I could hook that up, cause chicks dig dudes with money[/office space]
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It'll even let in a bum like me
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hhhmmmmm, oriental flavoured ramen [/homer]
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Damnit, I know what you mean man....I absolutely hate it when someone like talking about skydiving. LOL
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It's been almost a year sence I've jumped, so I may have forgoten a little about why I fall from planes But I seem to remember it having something to do with the fact that once I step foot out of the plane, flying is the only thing that matters..not my bills, not my work, not my whuffo friends, not the drama of life, not my lack of girlfirend.....nothing but the freedom, the freedom of flight, the freedom of enjoying myself and the moment. With only 12 jumps under my belt, some might say I'm a tourst and will be for years to come, but I'm here to be free, and I'm here for the rest of my life.
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22 years?!?! Talk about patience/will power...I have trouble waiting 3 minutes for my microwave pizza to finish cooking.
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"biased penis-pumper who likes to grow dinasours" LOL
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Have you ever gone to a party and not fit in? NSFW
ozthebum replied to bvsdjumper's topic in The Bonfire
If he/she was, he/she still has nice boobies -
First one was the summer I turned 14....it was either Lynard Skynard or Jimmy Buffett, can't remember which was first, both were within a couple weeks of each other. Pop took me to both.