ozthebum
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Dude, that is bada$$. I've never paintballed, but I might just have to get one of those when I get my next bonus.
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Six months ago everyone looked at me wierd when I'd yell at computers when they'd do something dumb....now 90% of the people in my office yell at the computers. It's funny as hell to watch the 90lbs chick in my office to yell at a computer "G-damn you, you f#&king computer, if you don't start working right I'm gonn kick your ass".
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Reminded me of a great joke.... What does a woman do when she cums.......who cares.
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I voted for the "No shit there I was" cause everyone already knows I'm a dumbass....no hiding that fact. Then I'd do that mentor thing Michele was talking about.
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From what I've found, if you go to the wrong part of London you can still get shot....just like any big city in the states. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
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I have a 91 Mustang GT in my Mom's garage back home so I almost picked that but 1: mine has the same prob, as does almost every Mustang I've seen for the last several years 2: Nustang seems to have finally lost the horsepower race to the Camero which Chev no longer makes (dumba$$es). Only reason I'm keeping mine is because the previous owner, my Dad, (can't believe he sold it to get a Miata) droped about $10,000 into performance mods. Gotta go with the Impreza...been living in England too long not to love rally cars!
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I'll go ahead and forward that memo to you. PS I did post there.
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This is awesome, reliving my pre-highschool days...I would've killed for a GT pro-performer
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Worst I done was when I was stationed back at Ellsworth. We'd start with good old Miller High Life at $10 for a 30 pack each (3 of us). Then when we went down town, we'd spend about 100 each. That was at least every weekend, but usually 4-5 times a week.
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Now I feel like sh!t. Apr 27 was my 1 year re-birth day and I only got 14 jumps....but month after next I'll be back at Z-Hills and I guess I'll have to try and catch up.
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Enough with the beer My pub is just 70 feet away Now vodka and redbull Blue skies to all here The weekend has just begun Be safe and have fun!
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English beer is great but Budweiser is so cheap It gives a great buzz.
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I live in England Day is already over It's time to drink beer Budweiser in hand Light me up a Marlboro I love beer and smokes
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Holy sh*t sunshine...we must be related: I'm Iron Roger Rackham A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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My Dad is so into my skydiving. I think I might even talk him into make his first jump. The only reason my Mom likes me skydiving is because I told her that if I wasn't skydiving, I'd be riding motercycles like Dad....she really hates that idea.
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When I was growing up (9 or 10 maybe), I lived in a town called Modesto in Ca. Everyother weekend my Dad and I would stop in at the Lodi dropzone on the way to his house. That's where I decided that I someday was going to skydive. Zoom ahead in time to 2002, I was TDY to MacDill Fl, and one Friday I was walking from work to pick up a rental car for the weekend. I heard a plane fly overhead and looked upward as I usually do. It was at that exact moment that I saw a half a dozen dudes going static line out the back of a C-130, and I said to myself..."Self, that is pretty fuckin cool! Maybe I should finally try it." After I got home from work I looked in the yellow pages and called up the first DZ I found (Z-hills). The next day I was jumping out of a plane. About six months later I was able to jump at Lodi, seeing the DZ from "the other side of the fence" was the best thing that has happened in my life so far.
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Dude, same here. We had a new housing development just down the street from my neighborhood. We'd find the highest thing with a dirt pile nearby and jump into it, usually 2 stories. Guess it was my first taste of BASE (which I still haven't done).
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Top 3 Favorite Movies and Top 3 Favorite bands/solo artists?
ozthebum replied to NoShitThereIWas's topic in The Bonfire
Movies: Casablanca Fight Club A River Runs Through It Music: Jimy Buffet and the Coral Reefers Sublime Incubus -
Gotta be the parrot...a good pirate would never be found dead without one. As the wise Jimmy Buffet once said, he's gonna get him a parrot and "teach him how to fuss, teach him how to cuss, and pull the cork out of a bottle of wine."
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Jumped there a couple times while on leave. I plan on jumping there again when I'm on leave in July. Good place great people.
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Thanks for the news. I've got a couple a friends headin' there in the next couple months, so I'll pass the info along.
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I'm a redneck, there aint no "g" I love it when other people are speakin' southernese!
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I always thought the base scene in XXX was f#ckin cool.
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Dude, I laughed my ass off, we've been making fun of the info minister all last week at work and that was really needed on a Monday morning. Thanks.
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Had it happen about 5 times (the sleep paralysis not the acid), didn't scare me after the first time, but I still can't controll it. Any ideas on trying to make the dreams/visions do what I want?