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  1. RustyMoFo
    Flip, flop and fly. I don't know the reason why. Hope I don't die. WOW MO FO's!!!! JUMBOFRANK has cured me of my jumbo frank phobia. He slapped some tranquillity on my ass. Chop chop my ass. Headed out to the deadmanboogie to find AssWipe. You're a Mo Fo!
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    Wow what a great and tasty meeting yesterday at Hooters talking and discussing and rambling on about how great this year's deadmanboogie will be. And especially great and spectacular is that we now have two new Boogie Brothers. Let us all welcome Randy R- aka Skyder and Tim K-aka KingFisher to the group. Guess that they will be surprised at the induction ceremony. Hope they don't run away before we get their share of the deadmanboogie money. Yahooo, it's going to be great! Mad Max has updated the website while he was curing up a new batch of lizard spit. I can't wait to mix that with my Skoal. Dip on brothers. I'm out of here. Got an appointment with the shrink to cure me of my phobia of Giant Franks. You're a Mo Fo!
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    Hey all of you rusty mo fo's in here! Mad Max has got us listed as a banner on the dropzone.com homepage!!!! We are going to have to buy a lot more JUMBO FRANKS! That Mad Max is a franking fool! Later, I'm out mo fo's You're a Mo Fo!
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    You will be jumping with us. Watch out for Mad Max....he's crazy. Absolutley Nuts. Pitch, Roll and Yaw! You're a Mo Fo!
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    I could find room for her in my trailer. She doesn't look as if she'd be too much trouble. I also have a clean mop to clean up all of my drooling globs....cause she is absolutley BEAUTIFUL! I am going to ask her to marry me! You're a Mo Fo!
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    Hey you Bongo bastard....can you TUMBLE? I invented TUMBLING and will explode your mind when we make some evolutions in freefall! No smoking of the "you know" what the hell that I'm refer'ing to. Just Camels and Marlboros....mofo. Tumble On. Rick Perry sucks. Later Baby, Rusty Mo Fo! You're a Mo Fo!
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    Yo, Dog Dan. Looking ahead to rumble and the tumble. As Mad Max says"Welcome to the Tumble". Also stay away from the Capacino Fighting Monkey. It's a mean Mo Fo. Bites at everything. Great News! Kalifonia Katrina will be at the Dead Man Boogie. She's with me, mo fo's. So don't even bother to hit on her. "Cause she will hit back and hurt you azz. You're a Mo Fo!
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    No Major here. I'm an English General, Mo Fo. And I've decided that you need to post in pencil. No more typing. And now on a positive note.....Adios! You're a Mo Fo!
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    Yo, Mo Fo. What does "You caputered axactly" mean? Chop Chop! You're a Mo Fo!
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    I know you ain't talking to me....MoFo. Cause I'm Rusty, Dusty, Lusty......the Sinner! I can out jump, out eat, out drink milk, out cuss and out tumble your MoFo azz any day of the week. By the way, would you mind sharing that sun dried treat? You're a Mo Fo!
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    I'm so very hungry for some sun dried treats! Those guys better had be heavy to jump with us. Don't want no floaties blowing the tumbling out. I wish that I was a sheep, then everyone would luv me. Did I say that? What a Mo Fo I am! You're a Mo Fo!
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    Do you think a wing suit makes me look fat? How do you think it will affect my image? I'd best stay away from that butter corn because I am a sloberating mo fo when it comes to chombalating that corn. Gosh! I am working myself up into a corn frenzy. I butter call 1-800-control..... You're a Mo Fo!
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    Bring it on Big Don.....I'll bring all of the Texas Anvil Brothers. Mo Fo On....Mo Fo!!!!!!!!! You're a Mo Fo!
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    RustyMoFo is speaking and the world should audicate! Amblen thru life without emoticons or salivation is akin to snarkin mulambas and suit lumpkins. You're a Mo Fo!
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    Oh RustyMoFo.....you are the bomb in your new wingsuit! You go boy!!!!!! You're a Mo Fo!
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    Hey after we have a great Boogie, is anyone game to travel on for a possible WFFC revival? Back to the dead man boogie. I've got some crazy dives planned; a crazed octopus, fungle funnel and a PUNGUS. You can only do a PUNGUS if you are brave enough. Do my feet smell like vinegar? You're a Mo Fo!
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    Andy from England will make the trip. Also Denny Johnston from Sydney. They earn extra beer for distance traveled. Texas will never be the same when those two start chunking meat bombs. You're a Mo Fo!
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    Got the AB's from the East Coast committed. The skydives will be GREAT!!! We may just go for the heavy way world record meat bomb. You're a Mo Fo!
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    Squiggles and Ranga are coming with me! You remember the twins King99? Those girls were hot! And could they ever smoke cigars....and drink beer! You're a Mo Fo!