CoachChris

Oh....my feet are tingling. My whole body is twitching.

Hey Bongo Joe! Just whip me with a weenie! I too met that Rusty Mo Fo. He just freaked out when we was serving up large hotdogs. I can't recall if they were jumbo franks or not. but was running around screaming....hut hut hut. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Well!....just spank me with a cactus! My feet are just killing me. Could you give me a vibrating foot massage? I am making a special batch of my corn-cabbage-poltus for all of us! It's smooth and has lotz of vitman S in it. Vitman S makes one feel SEXY! You MoFo's! Anyway I got in touch with Fredarika and she's here for a week before the event. My tent won't hold both of us. Can any of you boys make room for her? Just treat her like family! No nastiness you filthy Bastards! Her picture is attached. Let me know! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Wellllll my Mo Fo, There's a Casa, an Otter and a R-44.

Bring y'alls collective asses to the deadmanboogie.com. It's thrown by the four Boogie Brothers. they also happen to be Anvil Brothers. You will be very happy that you went. June 27th, 28th & 29th. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Are you a stoner dude? No stone-ing allowed at the deadmanboogie. Lick that toad and get high. I'm there but my tongue is all nastified. And shroom on....my brothers. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Oh Igor, please don't hurt them too much! Well only if I can lurk. If you beat them up, who will cook those wonderful ribs for the Deadman Boogie? Be good and be bad! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Oh Igor, I am so sorry bout the words being so wrong. Can't imagine what went wrong. And I can't wait much longer to see all of you! Your Friend, Coach Chris Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

I bring flag from my country. My Russian friends send to me this message in the language I don't understand. Here it is.....from Moscow Igor..... Привет ко всем моим братьям и сестрам свободного падения. Мы посетим ваш DeadManBoogie в этом году. Будьте готов пнуть ваши капиталистические задницы. К настоящему времени. Игор Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

I'm so tried today. Made my frisrt coach jump yesterday and I made a lot more two. I am going to get all of my students to get there A licenszees so they can have fun like me. They can jump at the booger and defianlty have fun. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Yo, Mo Fo. Don't be a usin my fine-nastical name unless you know me. Say man, was we in the Harris County Jail about six months ago? I was doin soft time for stealin rice from the port and cellin it to the Chineeze Cafes downtown. You was in the cell nextes to me and you was afrade of that redneck Big Bubba.....also known as the Swine Sex Fiend. You was a crying and holleratin and goin on with all sortz of shit. He was looking at all of us in a sexul nature and then them whores sprung us out with that bail muney and we was happy for a while until we ran out of puff and the crackpipe broke and we passed out under the homeless camp under the bridege. I think I know you. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Are you imperskinating me? I know that you are not me. So how can you pretend to be me? I am the only me. So are you confused? You are gonna be my Boogie Boy! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

I aint sharing nuthing with your big old tumbling azz. But I am happy to let you smell my feet on a downplane. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Hey you.....git out of here. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.

Hey Man....are you a dude or a chickee? I gots to know for my own reazons Mo Fo! My feet still stink like vinegar! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.