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  1. CoachChris
    Oh....my feet are tingling. My whole body is twitching.
  2. CoachChris
    Hey Bongo Joe! Just whip me with a weenie! I too met that Rusty Mo Fo. He just freaked out when we was serving up large hotdogs. I can't recall if they were jumbo franks or not. but was running around screaming....hut hut hut. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  3. CoachChris
    Well!....just spank me with a cactus! My feet are just killing me. Could you give me a vibrating foot massage? I am making a special batch of my corn-cabbage-poltus for all of us! It's smooth and has lotz of vitman S in it. Vitman S makes one feel SEXY! You MoFo's! Anyway I got in touch with Fredarika and she's here for a week before the event. My tent won't hold both of us. Can any of you boys make room for her? Just treat her like family! No nastiness you filthy Bastards! Her picture is attached. Let me know! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  4. CoachChris
    Wellllll my Mo Fo, There's a Casa, an Otter and a R-44.
  5. CoachChris
    Bring y'alls collective asses to the deadmanboogie.com. It's thrown by the four Boogie Brothers. they also happen to be Anvil Brothers. You will be very happy that you went. June 27th, 28th & 29th. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  6. CoachChris
    Are you a stoner dude? No stone-ing allowed at the deadmanboogie. Lick that toad and get high. I'm there but my tongue is all nastified. And shroom on....my brothers. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  7. CoachChris
    Oh Igor, please don't hurt them too much! Well only if I can lurk. If you beat them up, who will cook those wonderful ribs for the Deadman Boogie? Be good and be bad! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  8. CoachChris
    Oh Igor, I am so sorry bout the words being so wrong. Can't imagine what went wrong. And I can't wait much longer to see all of you! Your Friend, Coach Chris Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  9. CoachChris
    I bring flag from my country. My Russian friends send to me this message in the language I don't understand. Here it is.....from Moscow Igor..... Привет ко всем моим братьям и сестрам свободного падения. Мы посетим ваш DeadManBoogie в этом году. Будьте готов пнуть ваши капиталистические задницы. К настоящему времени. Игор Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  10. CoachChris
    I'm so tried today. Made my frisrt coach jump yesterday and I made a lot more two. I am going to get all of my students to get there A licenszees so they can have fun like me. They can jump at the booger and defianlty have fun. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  11. CoachChris
    Yo, Mo Fo. Don't be a usin my fine-nastical name unless you know me. Say man, was we in the Harris County Jail about six months ago? I was doin soft time for stealin rice from the port and cellin it to the Chineeze Cafes downtown. You was in the cell nextes to me and you was afrade of that redneck Big Bubba.....also known as the Swine Sex Fiend. You was a crying and holleratin and goin on with all sortz of shit. He was looking at all of us in a sexul nature and then them whores sprung us out with that bail muney and we was happy for a while until we ran out of puff and the crackpipe broke and we passed out under the homeless camp under the bridege. I think I know you. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  12. CoachChris
    Are you imperskinating me? I know that you are not me. So how can you pretend to be me? I am the only me. So are you confused? You are gonna be my Boogie Boy! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  13. CoachChris
    I aint sharing nuthing with your big old tumbling azz. But I am happy to let you smell my feet on a downplane. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  14. CoachChris
    Hey you.....git out of here. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  15. CoachChris
    Hey Man....are you a dude or a chickee? I gots to know for my own reazons Mo Fo! My feet still stink like vinegar! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  16. CoachChris
    Rusty Mo Fo.....you are a sick MoFo!. Those Kenyans best be real. If they are fake then I'll be pizzed! How many MoFos can you stuff into a telephone booth? It depends if they are Rusty Mo Fo's or just regular Mo Fo's. Where to from here? Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  17. CoachChris
    I am a couch now.....damn I think that should be Coach. My mind ain't been the same since I had that rib gasm. Ate up some of those ribs, buttered down some of that corn and had my first toungasm. Damn them Anvil Brothers can cook. And they are white boys! Go figure? Got to be some soul in 'em up them line. I want to wing suit. But no Vampire Too for me. I heard about that crazy Mad Max. That dude just ain't right. I'll try a Casper or something. See ya there. Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  18. CoachChris
    Hey Man!!!!! Don't be no crazy dude and screw up the vibe. I'm gonna magnatize your azz so that you can only post the notes in this thread. You understand jive-turkey? Comprende? Mo Fo! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  19. CoachChris
    Hey Hungry! Can my my Sissy and Bubba and two Unks come to the Boogie? They are reformed shoplifters and thiefes and love to mingle with the crowd. I've got some piggys that Xray will donate to the cause. That Xray has 4 fiends that will arrive form Nevada to boogie up. Defiantly Yours, PickPocket Jones Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  20. CoachChris
    You are such a Ho...RustyMoFo. Don Imus said it first. Is my hair wrinkled? Are my clothes happning? And will you go out with me....you mo fo? Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  21. CoachChris
    Vodka and Commie chicks....count me in! Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.
  22. CoachChris
    I'm lookingforwad to a tripple stack with a wingsuit flyby.Wow that will make a great video! I'll take it to work and show everyone. They will all hate me for shure. Are you the same RustyMoFo that I met in Paraguay last year? Defiantly Yours, Coach Chris Run like you stole it and the DEFIANTLY deny everything.