banesanura
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No worries Vanillaskygirl- I can be adopted and be a killer mother and daughter team! You look great for your age! I thought you were in your mid 20s at first. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I don't think I will ever be a milf- but I consider myself a cougar in training :) Best Girl Scout Ever.
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$4,000 and the month of August----Help Me!
banesanura replied to billstap's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Ahem- Go to Skydive Chicago and...you can stay with me......if you want Best Girl Scout Ever. -
I have a step dad- I've never told him that. Me and him just agree to disagree and stay out of each other's way. It works out well. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I am sure you could start being one..... hehehehehheh hahahahahahha I am up for adoption hahhahahahhaahah! but I don't ever want to be a concubine! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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you have to define milf- Does a 20 year old girl with a baby count as a milf? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Patrick to the rescue! Maybe I should fly to atlanta and get stuck in a tree at the farm to have a special fire man rescue me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Hmmm. That could be true- and then tomorrow I am going to find out I am adopted! Omg. Crying! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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That all depends on how Milf-y your Mom is. Turtle- the REAL question is- How DILF-ey are you and other men in skydiving? Perhaps we should hold annual Dilf awards. Dilfs are awesome. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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haha That might be good in theory- but if she won't even do a tandem- what makes you think she's going to be interested in a skydiver? And- btw. thats kinda gross haha Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Damn! You got me thinking now. To be honest- I am still a student but I started questioning my sanity and why I do it. I get scared shitless at the door but in free fall it goes away-I can't explain why I like doing it. Me and my car (and wallet) always end up at the dz on the weekend. Oh- I just want her to try a tandem- not go through AFF.... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I take the train everyday to work- the only time I drive is to the drop zone. I am in a car only on the weekends. I love public transportation. Oh- and I have been rear ended every year while driving. Sucks- my ford focus is a trooper. (nick named the drunk tank) I am not saying skydiving isn't dangerous- but I should have worded that better in the initial post. The thought I meant to express: We do alot of things that are dangerous- Example- driving- eat a shit ton of mcdonalds- smoke cigarrettes-date weirdos-drink to much sometimes- watch food cook in the microwave-etc... Maybe I'm the weird one- I would try pretty much anything and then determine if I have the desire to do it again- except for drugs- drinking is enough. Right now for upcoming desires: high rise window washing and eating fire. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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My mother is very young still- she's 39 years old- this weekend advised me that she have absolutley no desire to skydive. She never answered my question as to why she won't do it. Me: Mom- when I get a few hundred jumps - will you go skydiving with me? Mom: No Me: why? Mom: Because who is going to take care of the babies? (I have twin siblings that are about 3 years old) Me: You aren't going to bounce- chances are extremely extremely small- you have more risk of being injured when you drive your car. Mom: I just don't want to do it Me: why? You haven't answered my question. Mom: Daisy- I will go skydiving when you are ready to put me in an old folks home. Me: Well start packing up! My question is: What do people fear about this sport? - why don't they just try a tandem once? I know media doesn't do anything to help. I am just so confused about why someone would totally object to just trying it? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Hmmmm.... I haven't had an interview with attire from the "fun times" website. But I do have this...(see attached image) I figure if I can wash the windows and make some cute men in suits very very happy..... The best high rise window washer ever. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Can we get a visual example turtle? I have this strappy leather bra...... Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Yeah- I checked out a few companies near the loop of Chicago- I really don't know if I should show up in a suit when I go in.. What should I wear for a gig like that? I mean I really want to be up there peepin in the windows of executives hheheheheheheeh You think I should still go for a dress suit? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Tie yourself onto the scaffold (Clothing optional) and say that you won't get off until they give you a job. Brilliant- So who wants to watch channel 5 news as I give interview the police and the window washing company? hahahah Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Why wouldn't I want to get paid to be a voyeur? Come on?! I will even throw in a white t-shirt while I work just in case....AND the *daisy dukes* pun intended. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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High rise window washer. Okay- So the only ad I found was in Craigslist Chicago. I want to was windows for high rises. Please help! Any suggestions? Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Maybe I should quit my job and try to put my way though college by being a stripper! hahahhahahahahahhaha I'm so kidding. But I AM curious as to how many strippers actually complete college. My older sister was a stripper- but then again she also was a college student. Now- she works at the grocery store- without her dignity- and education. So much for men helping her out with her education! hahahahhahahahahh Best Girl Scout Ever.
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I have 4 loans out with all different interest rates- all private CELP loans. The government for some reason considers me dependent on fafsa- under 21- My parents wouldn't fork over their SS numbers to get it filled out- I had to wait until tax time and pull off a 007 mission to take their SSN numbers. I work full time- but I have been hesitant to take online classes- plus I don't want to put any more on my credit cards..... I have to touch base with them again- or I can always take their numbers- again. I will talk with Sallie Mae as I went into repayment this month. Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Oh man I LOVE that 13 in dildo! Feels SOOOOOOOOOO good! Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Some one needs a spanking! Here's the problem- I've already had them put a foreberance on my account for 6 months when I relocated to GA- I was accepted at the university later to find out that I was to move to Chicago. Now I moved here mid- semester and inorder to defer my repayment I have to be enrolled at least part time- I've been in Chicago for 3 weeks now- enrollment has already ended for the summer- and I now have to wait until fall to start classes- (this is paying out of pocket for these classes) So until the fall comes- I go into repayment- Perhaps I should start beating some more men to make up for the loss Best Girl Scout Ever.
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Heres a visual of what I did to myself- in this situation. I don't have photoshop just microsoft paint. hahah so pardon the crude cut and paste Best Girl Scout Ever.
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(__*__) ^^^ I I I I N I I T I I E I I R I I E I I S I I T I ( RATE ) ___________ []_SAND KY__II A rough sketch for you guys- Edited* Tried to fix spacing but couldn't ( sorry guys). Best Girl Scout Ever.