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Why must you kill my post with your sexual comments? Don't worry- Sallie Mae will be bending me over for a long long long time- so I am good in that department. Best Girl Scout Ever.

*um I have no freaking clue* This is a good question for my instructor/coach! Best Girl Scout Ever.

NO NO NO I want MOON BOOTS!!!!!!!!! bouncy bouncy!!1 those will be bitchin at the dz! Best Girl Scout Ever.

Private loans suck! I can understand if I want to be in computer science -as technology improves- or in medicine- justifying the tuition hike- to make up for new computers/training But for accounting- math-business- finance- I mean come on-? But that was my boo boo- I'm the tard. I wouldn't mind if my grad program raped me- But thank god I didn't finish my BS at the private school- I can't the handle double penetration to my purse. So back to junior college I go- (I have excellent grades- and in a year I can get myself a nice ride to a decent public college) Best Girl Scout Ever.

I'm not height challenged- he's just really TALL Best Girl Scout Ever.

This is what irks me- I work in the finance department- The standard of method of accounting hasn't changed- by why are they increasing the price to get the piece of paper to learn the same function from years before? I've taken accounting classes and we have to do p/l statments by hand/month end by hand- And I'm like WTF- everything is computerized with excel- or quick books-only mom and pops places do it by hand anymore- and even then they dish out the money for quick books. For fuck's sake- our CPA's who do our taxes at and HR block all they do is type in the numbers into the computer. I mean come on- what is my degree paying for? Data entry work? While yes- it is necessary for me to have a CPA to advance and I agree- but I think that increasing the cost is insane. Thats what is frustrating Best Girl Scout Ever.

I agree 100% Colleges come to highschools and "recruit" students. I remember my senior year of highschool speaking to these girls- they were bragging that college was 50k a year- and stated that since it was SO expensive it HAD to be good. Their parents foot the bill- and I feel bad for them. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Awww thanks. That makes me feel a bit better. TRUST me- I WILL NEVER make that same mistake again. EVER EVER!!!!!!!!! The whole education industry now have moved to recruiting kids in highschool and drilling into their heads all these false ideas. Plus these trade schools have started mocking the public college system and is used as a trap to make some $$ Best Girl Scout Ever.

Her name is Sallie Mae and she's a bitch. I wake up every morning and she bends me over. Ugh. I tried to refinance-to lower the interest rate- but because my dumb ass went to a private school for the first year of college the only thing I can change it to is a variable interest rate. The loans were private loans and all that this school offered. I am the first to go to college in my family-Also I am the first generation born- my folks never went- and didn't have a clue- they were just happy that I was going to school. My parents wouldn't co-sign the loan- and my credit score at 18 was okay. The thing is - I didn't have a credit history other than a cell phone and small 1k credit card. I'm ranting because I hate her- and I was stupid at 18 and now 21 I fucked myself financially for a few years. Stupid me. FUCKKKKKKKKK! *bangs head against wall* I can't blame anyone except my dumb ass. Note to self: When I get older start a college fund for my kiddos. And educate them on the financial burdens of college BEFORE they sign. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Do what I do- Fart in their face and don't shave your legs. If you guys are doing it call someone else's name. Say you are gay. Wait- you have to tell us what circumstance this is. I can go on and on.... Best Girl Scout Ever.

It's only a lie if you are asked a question and provide a dishonest answer. If you are never asked a question you are not lying. Like I said, its a game, nothing but a game. Scene: 20 years from now, in a trailer (not a DZ one) surrounded by empty Coors cans and JD bottles: enter: tmanmike: (strokes greying soulpatch): damn why wont any women touch me, i always been good for the ladies... *speechless* Best Girl Scout Ever.

I heart Lisa H. tmanmike- lets go cheat! Best Girl Scout Ever.

muahahahah- good post - we got some fires in here! Best Girl Scout Ever.

CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD CUCKOLD Best Girl Scout Ever.

I think I am in love!!!!!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.

what about cuckolding? Best Girl Scout Ever.

I don't lie- CUCKOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing like an honest woman. AMEN! Shit- next thing you know I am running for USPA elections!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.

USPA= 'The Prophet'= United States Polygamy Association They condone incest of all skydivers. Example: Man: Excuse for being the DZ whore- The Prophet told me to bang you and many woman to promote a safe a fun skydiving experience while staying here at the camp ground. Woman: what?! Man: If anything The Prophet wants us to bang that way we can have more skydivers on this earth. *grabs woman's hand* Man: So come on- lets get to work and make The Prophet happy. Woman: *@&@%^@_!)?~@_ *then round house kicks him in the gonads* Best Girl Scout Ever.

Wasn't there a rotisserie cooker with the slogan "set it and forget it" muah ahahhahahah. Sorry- had to do it. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Thats 2 tranny references from you. I'd say thats a good warning to any sub applicants! lol No tranny here- AND please don't come back and prove it. I think trannies are awesome. (I could never hook up with one) More power to them- they have to be really emotionally strong to survive day to day bs from men and women. But damn- as a female- it sucks when an TS looks better.... hurts the ego. Best Girl Scout Ever.

SO let me get this right USPA= Warren Steed Jeffs? I don't wanna be a concubine! Best Girl Scout Ever.

Bolas- I can't wait until you come to summer fest- I think you can show a newbie like me how NOT to act at a boogie Plus I can see if I can mod a male chasitity device to resemble your gator thong. But remember we both will be wearing helmets/chasitity devices for safety. Best Girl Scout Ever.

That's a vaild point- however we can consider it "training for men" Also- there should be a hot tranny on premises- It would be like russian roulette and would make men think twice OMG- that happened to a friend of mine a few months ago- when I was acting a wingwoman- this chick was SOOOO hot- and really down to earth. She truly was the "full package" turned out she was a dude I told him its 2008- and to be open minded- but he wasn't buying it- the stopped seeing each other after she broke the ice. Best Girl Scout Ever.

Well Boogies do happen in the South Hardy Har har I will see if the DZO's down south can have a supply of male chastity belts. Ever heard of the CB6000? Google it- its great! I can be the hey holder. Best Girl Scout Ever.

I haven't even banged any skydivers or any one at the DZ's (don't plan on ever doing it either) I think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- While I don't oppose or I will ever judge any one who hooks up at the boogies- (and especially if they don't mind me watching!) - it's just not my thing. I am going to be making cast iron chasitity belts everytime I go to a boogie. Hope fully I don't develope gane green. hahahahahah I'd rather take an outsider and pop their skydiving cherry! hehehehehehehhe Best Girl Scout Ever.