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  1. Billy, at this point I've got two choices. Bingo or Penis. Luckly I like both. Better if they were at the same time. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  2. Great idea. I've been telling him for a while now that he should go into that line of work. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  3. So my bf doesn't skydive, or cares to learn how to pack at the dz. Since he doesn't feel like sticking his penis inside me all weekend, we have to do other things. He wants to go to the bingo hall. He doesn't want to: Hike Bike Camp Rollerblade Swim Fish Fuck Fuck my friend Go out Clubbing Plant no yard work of any kind Volunteer Go to toastmasters meetings go to kinky meetings go to AA meetings basically not anything that involves social interaction or his penis. So what am I supposed to do? It's my week to pick our events. I'm a little stuck. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  4. AHHH I finally got 'round to get my new PIN updated. so if you've been Pinging me for the last 6 months it didn't work. NEW BLACKBERRY PIN!!!! (until I lose my phone again in a few weeks) 21EF72D3 Best Girl Scout Ever.
  5. I loved to Louisville Kentucky, But I did find a crossfit here. I'm in the midst of trying to buy a bike so I can ride around instead of driving!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  6. i seriously think you enjoy teasing me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  7. I should just move to a country where they like chunky women so people can think I'm rich. Fuck. me. I just took some "before" pictures....even though I already have some when I was like 200 lbs. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  8. Dude if you want I can set you up to do "straight drunken domination" via phone. I just got my boyfriend started on it. He's doing straight male domination. I even made a little banner bah hahahhah Best Girl Scout Ever.
  9. when ever you get a craving. EAT SOME PUSSY!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  10. Well the plan is to use a shake to subsitute eating high quanties of tuna/chicken. 1 can of tuna (depending on brand) is 9-12g of protein. I eat probably one can a day. One scoop of protein shake will deliver 24g of protein. I haven't started my work out as of yet. Just light cardio/weights right now so I can ease myself into the workouts. Though the work out will be 1 hour of cardio- running at a min of 5.5 One hour of lifting- High intensity lifting. Objective- to lose 3 lbs a week for 10 weeks. Objective- weight 120 Right now: 157lbs Height: 5'4 Best Girl Scout Ever.
  11. so I'm on this strict diet and workout plan. My boyfriend has this jar of protein...and I'm thinking of adding it into my mix. Should I? I'm on a 1200 cal a day Super low carb High Protein One scoop is 170 Cal which I could subsitute for one of my 6 small meals. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  12. I do offer phone domination and have an 800 number for that. I charge by the minute. :D Best Girl Scout Ever.
  13. Tryw www.couchsurfers.org its a great website to travel and stay at places. Also craigslist has a great section of people who do the same thing. They recently had a documentry about a guy just traveling with nothing but craigslist. And I am in it!! Check out the photo section!! its a cool domentry. www.craigslistjoe.com Best Girl Scout Ever.
  14. I do! Sometimes, but my phone isn't attached to my body!! Its pretty funny. I should try and upload. You should t.rashed. in everyone. bah hahahhahhahah Sometimes you call and I'm with family, I can't be like hold on I have to take a call from my drunk swiss friend. te hehehehheh Best Girl Scout Ever.
  15. SO I was listening to my voice mails. and then all of a sudden I have 3 back to back Vmails that start with... ughhhhh daisy you fucking mother fucking whore....bitch answer your fucking phone. muther fuck fucking ....blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Best Girl Scout Ever.
  16. it was out I think in 2009 Best Girl Scout Ever.
  17. SO this was a movie that was about a mentally ill patient. and it was supposed to show "true videos" from his sessions... From the third kind???? I can't remember the name and I want to see if its on redbox!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  18. Clients pay at the time of the session. Cash only. I've had my times of people now showing up. Nature of the beast. If they don't show up- I don't make money. Its not logical for people to pre-pay electronically. Plus since majority of the clients are married...less paper the better. Which is why cash is always handled. Appointments are scheduled AT LEAST 24 hours in advanced. All my business policies are completely transparent. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  19. The money is gone, I'm done fighting and going through hoops. I should have just taken her to the farm. Hans knows how to take care of his jumpers. Even the pain in the ass ones. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  20. Well I know that now... UGHHHH its frustrating!!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  21. It's a learning lesson for sure, but I feel like had I gone to a different DZ and I explained my situation, my experience would have been WAY different. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  22. This one does allow refunds it says on the gift certificate. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  23. Has any one had experience at a DZ with refunds? I've never had to ask for one...but I bought a tandem for my sis...and its been hell to try and get that money back. We both are moved out of state, and nope...nothing they can do. (so they say) I'm extremely disappointed in how everything was handled. I don't even want to jump because the thought of it upsets me. Best Girl Scout Ever.
  24. I'd have to see how good you look in leather!! Best Girl Scout Ever.
  25. Dude. You are my dream man. Military, Skydive, DILF, Splits, ....geeze what else?! Best Girl Scout Ever.