anthonyfellows

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  1. Stop spending so much on porn and phone sex :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  2. eChecks follow the same process as writing out a physical check without writing it out and mailing it. It isn't instant, you still have to wait for them to clear the bank, just as you do with a physical check. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  3. Are you talking about wire transfers from one bank account to another? I've sent a few recently and they were all processed and completed within 24 hours. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  4. Yeah, but what we really want to do is what you use Pam Spray for :) Spray it on the dish The delicious dish? You are trying to get my mind into the gutter today arent you?.. I thought the gutter was the permanent residence of your mind Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  5. Yeah, but what we really want to do is what you use Pam Spray for :) Spray it on the dish The delicious dish? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  6. Yeah, but what we really want to do is what you use Pam Spray for :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  7. Hairdryer. Edited to add ... Use wife's/girlfriend's hairdryer, if possible. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  8. Yep ... Just saw your myspace pictures. Now I know it's you. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  9. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  10. Then look at their asses...one of them is highly spankable. Really? That's you? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  11. I would never think of it :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  12. You actually want to continue that streak? Yes, until I find a most wholesome woman that will take me as I am and cherish me. You and wholesome do NOT belong in the same sentence. Insert periods. You can make two sentences out of it, if you try :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  13. You actually want to continue that streak? Yes, until I find a most wholesome woman that will take me as I am and cherish me. Oh how those kind words overwhelm me turtle! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  14. I will after I finish my drink. Don't listen to her ... I don't think she has her MD :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  15. Sometimes it takes more than one try. Now who's slow? Damn ... You got me while I was in the other room pouring myself another glass of wine :) All hail to TurtleSpeed! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  16. An electric device may help her sleep though . . . if used properly for just the right amount of time. That's why you are "turtlespeed"? Because I posted it three seconds before you? :) Amature -I was speaking directly about AC powered devices. What a battery does a wall plug can do better Are we talking 110 or 220? I might have to disagree with you on this one :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  17. Sometimes it takes more than one try. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  18. Why is tonight a lot worse than usual? What is on your mind? Got alot going on...waiting to hear about a possible job (should be hearing about it tomorrow or wed). And trying to figure out what I'm going to do about bills already 2 months overdue if I don't get the job and even if I get the job how I'm going to get to Florida (I'm attempting to push the reset button on my life and start over and it's not exactly going to plan). I'm with you on that ... I want to move to FL ... or CA .. or somewhere warm and near the coast. Where are you moving from? You'll find the reset button eventually. It may just take more than one try and more than one finger (no sexual fantasies of mine intended on that one) (that's a first). Hmmm ... What is wrong with me? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  19. I only did that once and it was when I was 16, driving home from a long day/evening at Hooters. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  20. An electric device may help her sleep though . . . if used properly for just the right amount of time. That's why you are "turtlespeed"? Because I posted it three seconds before you? :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  21. Why is tonight a lot worse than usual? What is on your mind? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  22. Hey! This was going to be fun until you offered your expert medical advice :P :P :P ... Does she have to turn off every single electronic device? Even the ones that take batteries? I was thinking that only dis-engaging the AC powered devices would suffice :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  23. Most of them look fake to me. And holy hell ... This is an ongoing Bonfire post like that damn Sony thing. This one is much better though. At least it has tits and a reference to skydiving :) :) :) I nominate "YOU" ... the "one and only" ... "stitch" for re-poster of the year :) Is your preference oak or maple for the plaque? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  24. You've been thinking of me, haven't you? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
  25. I was hoping she would respond to this one. When I first saw the thread this morning, I started to wonder what Deedy does while she's driving :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs