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Everything posted by anthonyfellows
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A doll? There comes a point in time that you have ask yourself what you'll drop a few thousand on and what you wont. Personally, I wouldn't spend 4K on a real doll and the shitty 100 dollar blow up ones that I had when I was 14, just don't cut it. The nipples are way too hard to be considered life like. 3 ways are just fine, as long as each of the three breathes, eats, and sleeps. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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But still ... Don't you agree that people can make a lie the truth by believing in the lie? However ... I agree, if you're a good judge of character, you should be able to test and weed out a lot of the unknowns. From her point of view, why weed them out when the fact is that you would be weeding out income. Which brings me back to my point of view ... It's the nature of the business that you're in, so stop bitching about it :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that?? One of my weekend friends has a bunch of the lelo's. Those are pretty cool looking actually. The control interface reminds me of an iPod. High tech dildos and dongs. WTF is that?? http://www.lelo.com/ Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... You should write a book called "Dongs in the Dishwasher". Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Some vibrators are waterproof or water resistant. For like jacuzzi play. You didn't know that?? One of my weekend friends has a bunch of the lelo's. Those are pretty cool looking actually. The control interface reminds me of an iPod. High tech dildos and dongs. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? You can put dildos in the dishwasher.... So I hear.... Hopefully you're not putting a vibrating dildo in the dishwasher. Seems like it could harm the electrical intricacies of the device. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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OH SHIT... you're supposed to clean them?!?!?!? Of course you clean them. No wonder your neighbors continue to complain about the smell coming from your house :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Supplies for the weekdays ... When you work 75-80 hours Sunday-Friday, it's difficult to get laid ... Gotta love those weekends when you have a few cougars waiting on you to have some free time though. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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The insert comes out of the case. Actually there are like 6 different inserts that you can buy for the thing. It has to be the best male sex toy ever created. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Are you kidding me? Why do you ask, Billy? Are you wishing for her to crunch yours? Personally, I'm not a big fan of ball abuse, no matter what the weapon of choice may be. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Does making someone drink your urine.....
anthonyfellows replied to Andy_Copland's topic in The Bonfire
You said little silver balls :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs -
Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Does making someone drink your urine.....
anthonyfellows replied to Andy_Copland's topic in The Bonfire
I think it's only cheating if you were hoping it was urine rather than beer. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs -
Sounds to me like it is just the nature of the business. If you don't like the calls from angry wives/girlfriends, perhaps you should require them to meet you in person before providing service to their significant other. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Seriously, Tony D., I did not know that. Elementary school?? Dude, is anyone registering for Megan's Law BECAUSE of you? Haha .. Probably not. If I were getting milf love in the 4th grade, do you really think I would have told anyone? Hell no, I would have loved it too much to jeopardize such an unstable relationship :) I had to wait until I was 16 to get any milf love and she was only 28 at the time. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Mine too! The "paid" ... "free" version :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Be very careful with Turbotax!! The Secretary of the Treasury used it and it (allegedly) caused a $34,000 error!!! It must be very difficult for us commoners to use. 34K to the secretary of treasury is probably the equiv. of 34 dollars to us. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Nice!!! That was actually a pretty decent movie I thought. Guess you never heard from her again? Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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Tuner, I want to know HTF someone your age would know who the hell Chuck Woolery is??? Seriously Karen, don't you know that they played re-runs of that show for ever? That's what I watched during summer break in elementary school, when none of the neighborhood milfs were around :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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I do NOT like that saying. And I'm well aware of the benefits of "tadpole lovin'". Hahaha .. Oh I love that one ... You learn to cook on old pots ... That is great! You would "Cougar Hunter"!!! No kidding ... I not only learned to cook on old pots. I continue to enjoy the hobby :) :) :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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You could if you had an iPhone :) Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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I do NOT like that saying. And I'm well aware of the benefits of "tadpole lovin'". Hahaha .. Oh I love that one ... You learn to cook on old pots ... That is great! Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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That's all good and nice Lucky, but how about this one ... Have a lot of sex! :) If it works for me, it must work for everyone else :P Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs
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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2301/2457845397_c863ae61cb_o.jpg I don't care what he's "packing" - me likey!! He probably has a mr. potato head in his pants. Believe it or not, I'm totally okay with that. Not a surprise. I always figured you to be a meat and potatos girl. Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs