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Wow, she's one of US!!!!!!! Well, except for being a lying piece of shit who the world would be better off without, that is. Walt Yea, the Clinton years were bad ones, we actually had a 236M surplus the last year and brought the 250B annual deficit down to 23M....... horrible times I sense Speakers Corner in this thread's future. Walt
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OK Turtle... To answer your question... I'll come to your place this weekend, give you a blow job, let you cum in my mouth, and then we'll kiss... Mmmmkay? You can find out for yourself if you think you taste good. Better yet, give *me* the blow job then kiss Turtle.
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Oh, but you're just too nice of a human being to ask? Yeah, uh huh. Walt
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You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early. Walt Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' Damn. Hug one corpse and ya' get labelled for life. The corpse I hugged (Dave) was not married but I'm pretty sure that I scored *zero* points with his sister who was there and saw the casket slide. Walt
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Exactly. Start this way, "So. Ya here with anybody?" So it's true. Lawyers really *are* bad people! Walt
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I'm a Texas grad too, but dayum!!!! Sometimes ya' just need to set aside your biases. Walt
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STFU--nobody likes the repost police! Walt
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How about sending my a pic to help me spread the world on how to pronounce "Hou - ston"? Walt
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One of the mods, who shall remain nameless, sent me this PM. I don't know what to say other than the PM has deeply affected me. You won't be seeing any more jackass-like posts from me. In fact, I'd like to start off by posting something educational. Oklahoma Many people who do not live in the southwestern United States do not realize that there is a There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce "Oklahoma" (the state name) The proper way is: " Okla . . homa" (There's a pause between the "a" and the "h".) See attachment for full details. Walt
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Good question. I'd be asleep before I could kiss her anyway. Walt
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[golf clap] That was spectacular! Walt
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Though I didn't know Skinny or Beezy well, I liked them and knew them to be good guys. If anyone who *was* close to them wants my copy of Parachutist, as an extra or to have framed or something, PM me. It's yours. Priority obviously goes to family members. If anyone else wants to offer theirs, it might well be appreciated. Walt
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My soul is not for sale. Mine is, and it can be bought relatively cheap but it ain't for sale to her. This discussion brings to mind a twist on an old joke. Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with Hillary Clinton. A: Nothing. There's some things that pigs just won't do. You can't substitute "skyride guys" for pig in that joke because from what I hear, there isn't much they won't do other than be honest, decent human beings. Walt
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Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality! The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt ...and if Melissa passes first? Would you POP the same question to Jim? No, but I'd get him a case of beer and a couple of hookers maybe. Walt
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Coming from a guy who spraypainted his nuts gold, I think I'll pass on your suggestion. Walt
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Wow, she's one of US!!!!!!! Well, except for being a lying piece of shit who the world would be better off without, that is. Walt Yep. Like you said... One of us. You one of the skyride people now? Walt
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Wow, she's one of US!!!!!!! Well, except for being a lying piece of shit who the world would be better off without, that is. Walt
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I'll go out on a limb here and guess that you *don't* give a rats ass. Do I win? Walt
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Wow. Walt
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You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early. Walt
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Broke, of course. Walt
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That's *exactly* the one I was thinking of! Thanks. I feel better now. Walt
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In all seriousness, I *do* think you were extremely lucky. I'm not a parent and never had an experience like that so I have no insight into what damage it could cause. What's the downside to that kind of experience? Walt
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Word! Walt
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Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality! The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt