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Goodnight, Janie. I know I made you laugh, and that makes me happy now. Smile at me and Chris from where you are now. Just don't drive that golf cart too far off the runway ... Wendy Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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*** Bias opinions are expected standard from the manufacturer, your mileage may very. My mileage may very? Very well what? Very well may not count? He's a cute kid, but he favors his Daddy. I can't take any credit. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Not that my opinion counts, but he is kinda adorable ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Just fall asleep. I'll do the rest. When are you coming home, btw? Keith wants to know ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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*MY* ass? But it's *HIS* ass in the photo. Maybe I should take up a collection for those opposed to and those for the posting and go with the majority ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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OK, so how about the photo of him in my wedding night neglige? Would that one suffice? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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I knew a few of you would appreciate this blackmail ... er ... photo. I'm thinking it may just replace the popularity of the altimeter-turned-necklace photo ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Wendybird and I are getting married Saturday
wendybird replied to diverdriver's topic in The Bonfire
Ummm ... hun? Ever wonder if that's why I jump the h*** OUT???!! Two weddings in less than 24 hours. I'm bushed. Can we wait 'til next weekend for the next one please? this is the wedding that never ends ... yes it goes on and on my friend ... Wait. That's the Homers. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u -
Wendybird and I are getting married Saturday
wendybird replied to diverdriver's topic in The Bonfire
It's a good thing I don't need outside influences to boost my ego. Ego? You have an ego? Gee Chris, I really hadn't noticed! You are as unopinionated and humble as I am demure. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u -
Wendybird and I are getting married Saturday
wendybird replied to diverdriver's topic in The Bonfire
OMG...OMG...OMG Is it *this* weekend? I, uh, hear Bosnia's tourism has slipped. I'm quite sure I was supposed to go do something about that this weekend. Wait a minute. Isn't my car out of gas? I think I forgot to get a dress? I gotta wash my hair that night? My dog ate my bouquet? (Ok, that one is believable) I love you honey, but I gotta go throw up now. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u -
I already have them picked out... and a matching pair for DD! You *know* how picky he is about his fishnets. He already got a body stocking. He doesn't like the indentations his usual ones leave below his knees and the thigh highs get all caught up in his, ah, um, er, hair ... Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Dude! I can't believe you called him that! Pot ~ kettle. Kettle ~ pot! You *know* I'm doin' the best man! How would you feel about wearing pink fishnets under your tux? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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That's freakin' fantastic! LMFAO! I woke him bright and early this morning to tell him how happy he was to turn another year older. Sure can't wait to actually *see* him! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Whooooooooaaaaaaa -- There's an "appropriate" rule attached to spankings now? I'm not really expected to conform, am I??? Aren't I exempt from all things deemed "appropriate?" Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Hey, I'm not the only one trying to be PC here! Aw fuck, who am I kidding??? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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F*** Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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DO THE WILD MONKEY DANCE WITH HIM! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Since we have 2 "HIMS" now, is it appropriate that I fill in what remains to be said???!! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Join me in wishing Mr. Dorknerd (uh, Chris aka DiverDriver) a very happy birthday (July 21st)! He won't see the post until he returns from Canada tomorrow night so make it as raunchy as you like. He can't reply! I love you honey! Happy Birthday! Mrs. Robinson-Dorknerd Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Only if it's on video. You only got stills, right? I need the rest of the photos from that night! I forgot to blackmail Phil's wife! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Make sure the seat belt restraints are tucked back under the blue matt and close the otter door on the way out. What? Did I say something wrong? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Ayt Val... Now we have photos of me kneeling in front of you wearing a skirt, and you kneeling in front of me wearing shiny pants. (innocent voice) What's next??? Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Sooooooo ..... this obviously broke our record from last year. What's the official word on the length this time??? The shootin' wire's connected to the blasting cap and the blasting cap's connected to the det cord and the det cord's connected to the dynamite dem bombs gonna knock you around. And the dynamite's connected to the fuel box and the fuel box's connected to more det cord and the det cord's connected to the anfo dem bombs ... Sorry. Can't help myself sometimes. Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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#182 here Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u
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Take incriminating photos of him playing "one on one" basketball with 7 other guys at the DZ by day, or perhaps incriminating photos of him worshipping some shiney cargo pants at the tiki hut by night. Wait. Those photos are of YOU! Wendy "Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used u