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Yes they got me good! And I saw your avitar, I was hoping you were doing more interesting stuff with that whip creme.... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

12 Jumps at the boogie! 2 on Thurs. made the first load of the boogie, followed by my first balloon jump, with Gonzalesna, Danny Dan, and 2 others I forgot the names of.. 6 on Friday, and 6 on Saturday. the fouth on Sat. was my 100th ! Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

That was an AWESOME boogie! Met and jumped with a lot of great people. Thanks all, I had a blast! I just sorry I had to leave sunday, but I 3 days of fun and hope to jump with you all again, and after meeting all you great folks from the FARM, I can't wait to come jump there some time. Spence, this was my first boogie, and it was great! I loved jumping down there, and they way everything was put together. Thanks to the Carbones, and Packing Cathy and her crew. It was one of the best weekends I've had in a while. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Fucking A... I made the first load at the boogie, followed by a Balloon jump that was awesome! Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

you know, I have some dress whites in my car, at the boogie... for the right price.. I could be persuaded to put them on.... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

And some americans wonder why people hire immigrants.... at least they are willing to WORK! Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

I'm now like 440 miles away! I can't wait, see you all tomorrow! Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Looks like I can make it after all!!!! So now I have to catch up on details.... Registartion is at the door right? Still Cash Only? What time does it start on Thursday? Oh yea, and if anyone needs a ride from the Norfolk area, hit me up. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Some of it makes no sense, but it's still funny... --------A day in the life of Jumpers--------- One day this chick with big, massive, gigantic, perfect boobs and the most spank-able butt and the pinkest g-string thong wrapping there ever was, asked me to run to the store for condoms. But I said "let's try this large zip-lock bag to prevent leakage. If that fails, questionable redness appears near your package" which indicates severe friction burn marks caused by fuckery and un-lubricated buggery and rooting around in tight places. Because tight is much better than 'as loose as a goose' that lays a golden shower on your otherwise somewhat impermeable, red, itchy package. Then again, if what you see will be locked in a death spiral, that is a locked thread. However, Cocheese never knows wtf he's talking about because the rodeo dive should have been a horny gorilla! I asked her to fuck me, but he was checking out Bolas to see if he was wearing the thong that had the pink flamingo on it. All ova sudden, Turtle walked in with a huge reputation for getting his pecker in a jam, or jar of Pineapples, the kind Skittles uses for hitting on D^2. Who loves pineapples and doing the funky chicken with anyone she saw rooting in the dirty laundry for a snow shovel. But she found Bolas's dirty thongs in his teeth but then she spit it out, but it stuck. She screamed, but louder and louder as he put head and shoulders in the place of forken spoon and thus bukaki then some shibari then two girls and one cup filled with shit caused everyone to puke their guts in their panties that were located in the Casa within two leagues, quoth the raven. Stumped everybody was... because they realized the RAVENS suck!!! As do Falcons. Fly Eagles FLy!!! Skydive radio says: Just the tip, and then Futuredivot Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

that were located in the Casa Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Questionable redness appears .... near your package Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

if that fails Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

large ziplock bag Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

Sory guys, Take me off the list, I won't be able to make it... Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453

I've had the same Card since 96 at least, used it at blockbusters all over ythe country, it's convienent that way, I only rent 2 or 3 times a year, but in years past I rented 2 or 3 a month, again use in many different states, even while traveling... probably the only reason I keep it. Tact is not my specialty..... Dirty Sanchez #453