ScottishJohn

Unless she can suck a grapefruit through a hosepipe ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I did a Beowulf Admin course a couple of years ago and they showed an example of benchmarking the cluster usingb PVMPOV. It was quite a good visual example of the difference between running on 1 cpu or 4,8,16 cpu's. I have access to a 56 node beowulf cluster but don't have enough time to play on it. Although if I wanted real power I ould use our NEC SX6 Super Computer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

(what bird has jet engines ?) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1090900.html A Swiss airline pilot has become the first man to fly horizontally thanks to two jet engines strapped to stubby wings. Rocket man Yves Rossy reached a speed of 112mph during the four minutes he spent hurtling through the Alps. His invention took five years to perfect. Rossy, 45, told the Daily Mirror: "It was absolutely fantastic - freedom in three dimensions. I felt like a bird." Attached to his three-metre wide, 40kg carbon wings, he launched himself from a plane high above Bex in Western Switzerland, leaving a spectacular vapour trail before landing by parachute. With his next prototype, Rossy hopes to be able to launch from the ground. And he believes his bizarre contraption has bags of potential - especially for Hollywood. "It would be a great device for James Bond so he can go behind enemy lines," he said. Rossy has already claimed a place in the record books by becoming the first to windsurf off a hot air balloon. I hope that there is video of this somewhere ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

10/10 , first time ive heard that one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I've seen (the video) of a camera man catching a wrist mounted alti that someone on a 4 way RW dive lost. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

thats so f'kin funny, we wouldn't be able to get near the plane for tandems if it were the other way around.

bacon & poached eggs. Thats a cereal isn't it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

It's Rain I wonder how many other seaside towns hung "hairy migit french spys". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I wonder if it was related to the monkey we hung in Port Glasgow all those years ago

the thermometers are iplaced inside a Stevenson Screen out of direct sunlight. http://atmos.es.mq.edu.au/~aws2/hardware/stevenson.html

To Do Is To Be -- Sartre To Be Is To Do -- Shakespeare Do-Be-Do-Be-Do -- Sinatra Yabba dabba do -- Flinstone Scoo-Be-Do-Be-Do -- Shaggy ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

You lucky B If i can find a picture of mine I will post them to you. They will also bring a tear to your eye ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

My favourite, Whisky and water

RANTOUL

here's a favorite one of mine. Hinton http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=454900&Y=236988&width=700&height=410&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=pc&pc=&scale=10000&left.x=7&left.y=142 http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=454900&Y=236988&width=700&height=410&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=pc&pc=&scale=10000&left.x=7&left.y=142 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

And it's not going to be any nicer this weekend either. Showers forcast for most the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

The option would be to find another job then tell current boss to go fuck himself with his "Investors In People Award" then tell new employer nothing about your weekend activities. I only mention this as I don't think you can really trust this company, and I wouldn't like to work under a condition that if I get injured then I will get sacked. P.S. if your company doesn't have an IIP award then I can lend you the one we have here. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

i've never used IE but I have been using Mozilla at home and at work for several years now. i've tied a few other browsers (netscape , opera etc) but I prefer Mozilla. john ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and Jimmy Hill.Youhave a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot Jimmy Hill - twice. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

What beer , I looked at it for 5 mins and still couldn't see any beer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Wood chipper & a pig farm

And a green dildo ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

What is woolite ? Is there a similar product in the UK that can be used. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I think there are a lot more serious crimes that the police should be concentrating on rather than being fashion police. fashions will change and the youth will probably start wearing something else in a few month and that trying to enforce a clothing policy is a waste of time. We were all young once and many of us probably wore stuff that makes us cringe now as adults. Will we keep having to amend the law if fashion changes or should we be a bit more tolerant in what people wear. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

"Never could any increase of comfort or security be a sufficient good to be bought at the price of liberty." - Hilaire Belloc, English writer & M.P. (1870-1953) Maybe he would have had a different opinion if he lived during a time of terrorist attacks and a booming illicit drug activity, especially if he had the means to combat these two evils. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers