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  1. jumpingjunkie81
    Went for the wings, actually! Worst decision EVER! I dont mind comparing myself to the waitresses.... They all had butterface syndrome! Do a side by side comparison if you wish, but unfortunately I do not own the outfit!
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    Make him refer to me as "Your Hotness" from this day forward!
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    I suppose that as long as I'm coming clean I'll just admit that this was also my post!
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    Id make him regulate me!
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    My secret drawer contains my secret list of who i secretly wanna bang on DZ.com! Oh wait, thats not a secret any more! Sorry, I got nothing!
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    Okay, secrets are no fun, so I'm coming clean!!!! Here is my list, probably not in its entirety, since I'm probably forgetting someone, but here ya go: theonlyski (army boy with the big talk....bring it!) hcsvader (dont even get me started! But I'm bringing a camera!) kj126 (he's up ALL night long! among other reasons!) darktreader (naked guy post whore glory post, plus he looks yummy in his avatar pics!) dagimp (one word.... FUN! and another word I cant post on here!) thanatos340 (needs to prove to me what men are really good for!) gonzalesna (my newly aquired cabana boy/guarder of my body! BACK OFF LADIES, IM NOT GIVIN HIM UP!!!!)
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    turn him into my cabana boy!
  8. jumpingjunkie81
    Have him get me some coconuts. Then play some fetch with him!
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    It's called being resourceful!
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    So???
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    Fine! (if anybody wants to help me out here it would be appreciated!)
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    Sorry, this is a new thread to me.... There are 46 pages of posts, and I havent sat down and gone through them all yet.... Why dont you post something other than a pic of your ass so I dont have to go searching through here looking for it, now that I know there is one! I promise to let you know what I think!
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    Deedy.... I too got (privately) accused of creating this list and putting myself on it! it's not my list btw! I think Im just going to post my list here myself... Kinda sucks knowing someone wants to bang you but having no idea who it is! My list is kinda long though!
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    Kudos to whoever started this thread!!! What a fantastic idea!! I happen to LOVE this thread!!! Typicalfish... Nice!! Darktreader.... How YOU doin?? Jello J... I missed it! Please do us single girls a favor and repost it! The rest of you guys.... Dont be scared!
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    Love SUCKS!!! The more you love the more you can get hurt!
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    I'd mud wrestle her!
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    *raises hand* He owes me a direct comparison!
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    Not these wings... They were TERRIBLE! I had ranch and still couldn't eat them, especially since I had to look at this nasty sauce the whole time!
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    Grabbing the popcorn and awaiting said fuckery!
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    Has the worst wings EVER!! They were so dry and lacked any flavor whatsoever. So I asked for a side of medium sauce. Obviously a mistake! The "sauce" killed my appetite! Somebody please enlighten me.... What the FUCK is this???
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    get him out of his chunky metal watch and board shorts!
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    Hey Deedy! I just got done taking a delicious cold shower after laying out in the beautiful hot California sun for the last few hours! I added lots of "dark" to my tan! Joining you with a refreshing glass of wine now!
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    TheOnlySki
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    I drink in moderation. (Moderation is a place that exists everywhere that I am!) ~From my favorite shirt on Tshirthell.com
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    Not entirely, but I have been so tired that I started going cross-eyed and had to pull over to sleep!