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  1. jumpingjunkie81
    pay LOTS of attention to him!
  2. jumpingjunkie81
    panic!
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    What list is that? Should I be scared too?
  4. jumpingjunkie81
    You'd go gay for a guy named BEAR????
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    Awww! Thanks Bolas! And Yeah, I completely forgot that you TOTALLY called me out on my list! That can be our little secret, right?
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    I never volunteered to be bait! I'm so confused by this post!!!! Will someone please explain wtf is going on here? Bolas... Hell to the NO! There will be NO mother daughter sandwiches! Billy... My mom is 48 and I am 27!
  7. jumpingjunkie81
    There are WAY more than only 5 horny girls in this forum!
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    That was unexpected!
  9. jumpingjunkie81
    milk her!
  10. jumpingjunkie81
    When did you become my pimp Skittles??? And WTF do I get out of this deal???
  11. jumpingjunkie81
    Okay, FINE.... Im open to all ages, as long as theyre LEGAL and closer to my age than my moms!
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    Sorry Turtle, She'll be busy using me as her lesbian! I could try to talk her into a threesome for ya!
  13. jumpingjunkie81
    be nekkid and drink lots of rum while soaking up the rays!
  14. jumpingjunkie81
    Ok everybody, SUMMERFEST is Saturday, July 25th through Sunday, August 2nd 2009 at Skydive Chicago!! Does anybody have any details about the festivities this year??? And who else plans on attending???? I want/need information PLEEEEEASE!
  15. jumpingjunkie81
    I'd do Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, and that girl from the old Doritos commercials!
  16. jumpingjunkie81
    I'd say my range would be 24 to 34!
  17. jumpingjunkie81
    show him what a real tan looks like!
  18. jumpingjunkie81
    I'd go for Lucky McSwervy! My offer still stands for mud/jello/puddin' wrestling!
  19. jumpingjunkie81
    Billy, youre definitely going to hell for that one!
  20. jumpingjunkie81
    make him wear a loincloth and hunt for our dinner!
  21. jumpingjunkie81
    You wouldn't mind having to go to the hospital with "injured genitals"?
  22. jumpingjunkie81
    I don't know whats worse.... That he got raped, or that he got raped by a woman named Olga! Thanks for posting that!
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    I dont know what you guys are talking about! I LOVE that song! I listen to it daily! I was on a boat 2 weekends ago (my avatar pic) And we were all yelling that song at the top of our lungs to other boats nearby! Its catchy and funny! "Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker!" Hahaha! Actually, the first time I ever heard this song was at the TDS luau boogie in Sebastian.... A bunch of drunk skydivers were sitting in a rubber raft on the ground singing it! Go figure! Funny times!
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    Play hide and seek..... then build a boat and hide on a different island! Edited to add: I would be hiding so I wouldnt have to hear the awful muffin joke again!
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    Im filing for an extension today, because I am a procrastinator!! But when I eventually do file 'em, my return will be paying for my A license!!