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First the Fat Boyz breakup, now this. I can't believe I missed it...but the winds were aging yesterday when I left.

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It's totally the introduction of anti-depressants, man. Ever try to get anything to happen with a girl that's loaded up on Welbutrin, Laxapro, Carbitrol...whatever pill that' bringing back the sunshine in our lives? Man, I don't care if you've got a nine inch tongue with a big wart on the end...the possibility that nothing is going to happen and ya' need to be prepared. Oh wait...maybe I should stop dating psychos?

As a pale blue eyed blond guy myself, I would highly recommend not getting any kind of UV exposure on your skin if you can help it. I've got a scar on my back two inches in diameter where I had to have a lesion removed. It's not fun. And I've had minimal exposure in life. Just one bad sunburn as a kid... Suck it up and be pasty. You're skin will thank you later, and you won't look leathery later in life. Spray it on if ya' must and use the strongest sunblock ya' can. my 2 cents

Animals have a dual purpose in life: 1. Fit well. 2. Taste good.

You should try some of the online dating services. My favorite one is MUST OWN HOME!

This'll be in Roti - Sumba- Sumbawa the eastern side near Timor Near nihuwatu...etc It'll be nice to be in warm water. Instead of 48-55 degree coldness.

Yeah, I'm back on the crack. Zero debt...two rigs on the way and two I got my eye on. I have a surfing/boat trip in Indonesia the first two weeks of June. That's pretty much taking all my time right now as I don't want to end up as a lacerated meat-puppet on the reef. After that, though you can expect me in my usual haunts...and I'll be at WFFC this year. I'M BACK! YEAH!

What is bondage? "Ow Stop!!! I said the damn safe word!!! Ow OW OW!!"

What is a flagellator? I'd like to take dominatrix cheerleaders for $1000, Alex.

Damn JP...I Finally come out to Byron to skydive and your in F'n Disneyland. How do you like my ride...6'6" squashtail....no gas required. Oh...and I'm coming back after my trip to Indo...U better be jumpin' fool.

My middle name is Lester My friend Hank's is Chester Typical greeting "What's up Timothy Lester?" "Not much, Harold Chester" Always crack me up!!!

"I think someone will land a wingsuit and walk away uninjured in less than 6 years." And monkeys will fly out of my butt. I think it might be possible in water or on a snow incline...but that person is not going to walk away. It's an insane amount of forward speed that has to be bled off somehow... Here's a little experiment. Have a friend drive your car forward at 120 miles an hour. Jump out of your car at this speed and try to slow down on your belly in a nylon jumpsuit. That's with 0 vertical speed. The slowest fallrate that I've seen in a wingsuit is in the 38-45 mph range.(Though, I'm sure they could probably fall slower under the right person) Time to do another experiment. Put on your trusty, somewhat melted nylon jumpsuit from the last experiment. Now, run as fast as you can towards a brick wall. Once you recover from the impact, realize that you probably only hit it at a maximum of 25mph if you are a very,very fast human being. Think about how you would deal with that impact and still have a forward speed of 120mph. Do I think it's impossible. Nope, not going to say that. Is it going to hurt...yep. Is that person going to walk away...highly doubtful. My totally non-scientific 2cents

Buck-up little camper. Shoot, you live in San Diego and I know that there is a small south pulse in the water...go surfing, fool. That always makes me feel better.

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