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First the Fat Boyz breakup, now this. I can't believe I missed it...but the winds were aging yesterday when I left.

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It's totally the introduction of anti-depressants, man. Ever try to get anything to happen with a girl that's loaded up on Welbutrin, Laxapro, Carbitrol...whatever pill that' bringing back the sunshine in our lives? Man, I don't care if you've got a nine inch tongue with a big wart on the end...the possibility that nothing is going to happen and ya' need to be prepared. Oh wait...maybe I should stop dating psychos?

As a pale blue eyed blond guy myself, I would highly recommend not getting any kind of UV exposure on your skin if you can help it. I've got a scar on my back two inches in diameter where I had to have a lesion removed. It's not fun. And I've had minimal exposure in life. Just one bad sunburn as a kid... Suck it up and be pasty. You're skin will thank you later, and you won't look leathery later in life. Spray it on if ya' must and use the strongest sunblock ya' can. my 2 cents

Animals have a dual purpose in life: 1. Fit well. 2. Taste good.

You should try some of the online dating services. My favorite one is MUST OWN HOME!

This'll be in Roti - Sumba- Sumbawa the eastern side near Timor Near nihuwatu...etc It'll be nice to be in warm water. Instead of 48-55 degree coldness.

Yeah, I'm back on the crack. Zero debt...two rigs on the way and two I got my eye on. I have a surfing/boat trip in Indonesia the first two weeks of June. That's pretty much taking all my time right now as I don't want to end up as a lacerated meat-puppet on the reef. After that, though you can expect me in my usual haunts...and I'll be at WFFC this year. I'M BACK! YEAH!

What is bondage? "Ow Stop!!! I said the damn safe word!!! Ow OW OW!!"

What is a flagellator? I'd like to take dominatrix cheerleaders for $1000, Alex.

Damn JP...I Finally come out to Byron to skydive and your in F'n Disneyland. How do you like my ride...6'6" squashtail....no gas required. Oh...and I'm coming back after my trip to Indo...U better be jumpin' fool.

My middle name is Lester My friend Hank's is Chester Typical greeting "What's up Timothy Lester?" "Not much, Harold Chester" Always crack me up!!!

"I think someone will land a wingsuit and walk away uninjured in less than 6 years." And monkeys will fly out of my butt. I think it might be possible in water or on a snow incline...but that person is not going to walk away. It's an insane amount of forward speed that has to be bled off somehow... Here's a little experiment. Have a friend drive your car forward at 120 miles an hour. Jump out of your car at this speed and try to slow down on your belly in a nylon jumpsuit. That's with 0 vertical speed. The slowest fallrate that I've seen in a wingsuit is in the 38-45 mph range.(Though, I'm sure they could probably fall slower under the right person) Time to do another experiment. Put on your trusty, somewhat melted nylon jumpsuit from the last experiment. Now, run as fast as you can towards a brick wall. Once you recover from the impact, realize that you probably only hit it at a maximum of 25mph if you are a very,very fast human being. Think about how you would deal with that impact and still have a forward speed of 120mph. Do I think it's impossible. Nope, not going to say that. Is it going to hurt...yep. Is that person going to walk away...highly doubtful. My totally non-scientific 2cents

Buck-up little camper. Shoot, you live in San Diego and I know that there is a small south pulse in the water...go surfing, fool. That always makes me feel better.

At Young's Dairy

Have a King Kong Sunday for me when you pass through Yellow Springs next time on your way to Xenia...it's the only thing I miss about Ohio.

Is that because I'm tall and goofy looking? Or is that because I'm loud and obnoxious? Hopefully, it's both!

I jump at Byron. It's all about the love, baby.

"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again sir!" "I bet you she gives great helmet..."

Thank you, my friends. I appreciate the all of the kind advice. I shall continue on the blissfull path that I have chosen and walk my seperate way.

Just to clarify, I did call her Mother and all of her friends that I had phone numbers for.

I was once engaged to a women to be married. We were together for about 6 years. We did the on again/off again for one and a half years. About 8 months ago I decided to salvage my emotional wreckage and what was left of my dignity and get on with my life. I haven't been in communication till today. Apparently she just got dumped by a guy she fell for without reciprocation. Now she's threatening to kill herself and politely called to ask me if I want the engagement ring/various photos/paintings back....that I was the best thing that ever happened to her...etc... Of course, I love her still and I always will, but she obviously hasn't changed...even though I gave her plenty of space to get on with her life(obviously

I'd like to have a clone of me, but I probably couldn't stand to be around myself.... Realistically, the genie was out of the bottle when Watson and Crick discovered the spiral helix. Scientists in other countries do not face the same "ethical" challenges due to a different belief structure. Human cloning is probably going to happen in the very near future... I hope that they create a clone and then implant it in a mother's womb...and I hope they do it in the U.S. That should create one of the most beautiful ethical dramas in history Do we abort the fetus or allow a clone to live... Yeehaaa! I can't wait! Sheep are food We clone sheep People eat sheep We clone people Sharks eat people People are food -Off the lithium

My favorite shot is Demarol... Ask for it by name..

I am OPTIMUS PRIME!!! Yeah!