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  1. jf951

    it is NEVER safe

    to open an attachment from dropzone.com in public...just learned the hard way Jump more, Bitch less.
  2. i was expecting more of a bird-splosion... Jump more, Bitch less.
  3. ok so im sure u guys have all seen videos of guys skiing with an open canopy kinda hopping around.... but is there like a "technical/official" name for that..or is it simply called skiing with a canopy? Jump more, Bitch less.
  4. what flight characteristics are associated with loosening the chest strap and leaning forward (similar to what swoopers do)on both high performance and non high performance landings? Jump more, Bitch less.
  5. jf951

    cop question

    im not a cop but im pretty sure thats definitely illegal. from what i understand (again im not a cop) to enter your house they need a warrant. how ever for instance if ur involved in a pursuit and u try to use ur house as a safe haven they can enter with out a warrant as they are already pursuing you. but given ur situation i think they were out of line because the incident (which im pretty sure does not even costive them entering) happened significantly before the time they arrived. anywho theres my 2 cents ... Jump more, Bitch less.
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    Door Dings

    You are too funny! My RSX was about two months old when some idjit left a door ding on it that cost me $500.00 to fix. There was no way he/she didn't realize what happened but driving off was easier... i feel your pain! i have a 2008 honda element and some ass hole clipped the front of my car backing out/pulling in (i back into parking spaces) fucking up the bumper, the quarter pannel, and the hood. i dont even wanna know the estimate to for it. again...driving off was easier. Jump more, Bitch less.
  7. dont hate bro-foff Jump more, Bitch less.
  8. its beyond the information that they are telling im infuriated at the types of comments that are being posted, they are demeaning rude and disrespectful. go a head and tell him the advice he needs but certainly NOT in the demeanor you are doing it. if i were in his case i would have undoubtedly lost all respect for the members of this website and would have passed off any advice that could have been relevant to my well being. Jump more, Bitch less.
  9. WOW u guys are FCUKED up...bounce bingo!?! go die in a hole! the guy is a newbie just like just everysingle one of us were and still are! hes loading that thing WELL under 1:1 its not like hes going out there and loading the shit out of it! not everyone of us is backin up the brinks truck and collecting a retirement fund like half u guys from florida are, some of us ARE on a budget and dont have 5k+ to spend on a rig, therefore we dont always get to pick exactly what we would like and have to make due with what we can afford. past expirence in other sports is totally relivant, from a bike/mx back ground i know that u cant show up on a track and think ur hot shit or it WILL come and bite you. if you've learned that in another sport and how to keep ur cool and not panic you are much likly to do better than someone who hasnt learned that lesson yet. you may have ur oppinions on how he may do but have some decency and respect twards him. ive seen ppl talk bad around here but i've never seen anything at this level towards someone new in the sport give him a break hes obviusly taking advice from someone he personally knows and respecs. JMS8800 you already know the assumed risks of skydiving and simply becareful. i was on a spectre(yes a very differnty canopy)190 loaded nearly 1:1 on jump 20 something and i had no problems with it. Jump more, Bitch less.
  10. amazing!! Jump more, Bitch less.
  11. jf951

    got my A

    nice, yeah...i still havent had the sudden burst of motivation to fill out my A card yet :P ...it'll come one day....one day Jump more, Bitch less.
  12. thats amazing! Jump more, Bitch less.
  13. dude...some basic grammar lessons, please. have not done a jump this year cause...im still waiting for my cypres to get back. Jump more, Bitch less.
  14. thanks! yeah i was talking to my DZO (who i had send the cypres out for me) today and he said that they shut down for the holidays. not to mention that every kid and their brother is sending their cypres in during the down season. i have no doubts as to the fact that theyre working their butts off, i didnt mean to sound like i was complaining to the company...i was just stating my frustration and recent irritability due to not having jumped in forever and a little bit more its not that i need a cypres to jump. i dont wanna pay for a reserve repack do a few jumps then have to pay for a second reserve repack when the cypres comes back Jump more, Bitch less.
  15. so i recently bout a new rig and got an extremely good deal on it...the catch...the cypres needed its 4 year. i had the cypress sent in towards the end of november around the 23rd-25th. and it still isnt back yet! is this how long it normally takes? im going stir crazy sitting around! Jump more, Bitch less.
  16. how the hell did they miss the bomb in his pants....did they just assume he was hung like an effing elephant and look the other way?? Jump more, Bitch less.
  17. very true. how ever i found a vadge works best Jump more, Bitch less.
  18. I wouldn't equate strong and independent with the ability to send rounds down range, female or male. agreed +1 Jump more, Bitch less.
  19. Understood, it sounds like someone can't handle a strong independent woman. Do you have your girlfriend or wife walk 3 steps behind you with her head bowed all the time? Me, I like a woman with a strong sense of self, a little bit of a stubborn streak and the ability to stand up for them selves. A good woman keeps life interesting, just like I'm sure these woman can do. You are right, to each his own. i am all for a strong minded independent woman, i dont think a girl with a submisive personality is desirable at all. what i dont like is the whole back yard mafia look for any gender. i think its stupid and border line disrespectful to those who serve our country to go run around decked out like rambo "playing" war. Jump more, Bitch less.
  20. ok yeah, a pretty personal question but im sure everyone around here can handle it. after having an extremely traumatic experience on my 7th AFF, getting my rod caught in the leg strap. did it once. wont ever do it again. now i pull my junk as far out in in front as i can. but it does look a little rediculous. so what do u guys do with ur junk when ur tightening the leg straps.....besides play with it Jump more, Bitch less.
  21. call me weird, call me sexist, or just different from the bunch but theres nothing less appealing to me than a closeted dyked out chick playing back yard mafia, unloading a clip on an AK rambo style with camo pants and a 9mm on her hip. theyre all urs buddy. Jump more, Bitch less.
  22. hahah +1 cause thats really all you need. Jump more, Bitch less.
  23. nataly he sounds desperate! and u never know what a desperate man on a Harly could do... best to just fulfill his Christmas wish! Jump more, Bitch less.
  24. i was thinking the same thing. and im very curious to the answer as well? not out of any sort of disrespect but out of pure curiosity. also i've noticed he often seems to disappear out of his own threads after a few posts op?? Jump more, Bitch less.
  25. ha ha ha!! Awww.. Thanks everyone