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Dude they are Asian! They are ninjas! God do i have to teach you everything! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wendy I just call them as i see them. Sadly for us guys it's hard work! Let me put it this way, the curves of an "athletic" women is rather easy to get. Eat well, be well and hit the gym once a week. Do you know what it takes to get the desired "ripped" body that the ladies go ga ga for! Well we are talking 4 days at the gym a totally carb free diet god knows how much of that horrible protein shakes and so on and so on... That or be very well off. Or over 6ft tall. Or have all of your hair, be ripped, well off and over 6ft tall. Any woman who says that is not her ideal man is lying! So you tell me who has the harder job when it comes to looking good on the beach and who would make it on it and who would not? Funny isn't it? So as man you kind of have a free pass to look at fatkinis and giggle or wonder "how will that handsome women going to squeeze into that seat!" Unless there is a viable way to keep our hair, all of us be very well off and rock a 6 pack abs and be over 6ft tall? So you tell me who has it easy and who has it hard? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

I know women do not want to hear this but...well here it is. I've been all over the world. From Northern Europe to South Africa from Japan to South America. And I've noticed one thing, despite skin color, eye color or hair type....body types deemed "attractive" is universal. and by universal I'm talking a good 90% of. yes there are 10% or so that who have tastes that are different from the norm but as my old stats teacher would say "Jesus walked on water the rest of us will need to swim" So yeah no matter where you go every one wants to date a Victorias Secret model and most likely looks at a + sized woman who lacked an hourglass figure and think "well she is nice" Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Why people don't skydive! By the one the only the amazing...Shah 1) It's expensive! Per minute of high hookers and blow are cheaper! In fact if you have the hookers bring you the blow...it's still cheaper! 2) It's dangerous! I mean hookers and blow are dangerous but this shit is really dangerous! When was the last time you saw a hooker get her panties in a twist and slam your sorry coke filled head into the ground? Well other than that one time when you found out that said hooker was really a dude and you didn't want to pay her! 3) Speaking of dudes! It's a freaking sausage fest! Who wants to willingly spend this kind of money to be in a place where a peg legged, one eyed, hook handed, one titted tandem passanger is the hot one! Mean while you got like 15 guys holding hands in a big circle rocking colors that would make a blind gay man cry....It's like a total gay pride event in the sky all that's missing is the drag queen! 4) 90% of the time you can't jump! You drive like 4 hours to get to a drop zone only to find out because there is one cloud in the sky you can't skydive! Listen I paid good money for something that costs more than hookers and blow and I'm holding other mens hands here I'm not afraid of a little cloud punching! Hell there is a rainbow in there and we are men holding hands! 5) You can't show off for the ladies! Yeah the reason why any man does anything ever in the history of time was to increase his testicular mass and to show off to the ladies! Cave man "Look I made fire" Cave girl "Oh you are so handsome let's have sex!" Greek dude "Look I discovered math!" Greek girl "Oh you are so handsome let's have sex!" Roman dude "Look I invented architecture!" Roman chick "Grab a pack of Trojans and let's do this!" ==>fast forward

Why do I skydive? To increase my testicular mass? To save money? To meet many many many nice women? To be safe? To impress the ladies? Ok sorry about that I couldn’t help it. Why I started skydiving? I always wanted to do it. No I'm serious and it sound so silly and stupid I know but from the moment I saw it as a little kid on the X games where people were sky surfing I wanted to enjoy that level of freedom and peace. But life got in the way, the my x wife started driving me crazy and I had a choice scream at her or find something more peaceful than yoga. I so I tried skydiving. One broke tibfib later and god knows how many bans from the Bonfire for offending "handsome female engineers" and I still love the sport and the people and every time I get out of my car and see the packing mat...I smile.

Ok what if you are sleep humping her? Is that still rape? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

GOP the white man most in need of a BJ and a blunt! RELAX! We want to like you but you are so grumpy! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

And why does the GOP hate gays? I mean GAYS! Theya re like the chincillas of the world! Relax they are gay! They have no interest in your ass! Let them get married so the rest of us can watch gay divorce court! My god! Chillax! Obama is a fucktard who lacks a back bone! All the gop has to do is chill and stop being so grumpy and it may get laid! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

You know Obama is not in a good place right now. And if the GOP were to chillax a little I think they would win this one! Stop hating gays and women! You are stating to sound like me hating fattties and engineers. It's funny when i do it but it's sad when you do it! Pass this on and for a small fee I will give the speach after Jubba The Hut! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Screw the beaches check this out! http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/22/travel/airline-legroom/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 Those chubby ladies are so not going to be happy when they see this! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Walk as in get a visual of the potential hazards? Is there something in particular one should be looking for? Other than the obvious rocks and holes? Again thank you Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

OK then a smart man would leave the bed right? Wow this is strange...very strange Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Thank you thank you!

So show up early and sit tight untill things get quiet in manifest. Thank you! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

No, it is "assault with a friendly weapon." I have said some dumb shit in my life! TRUST ME! But i've never been this dumb! My god...this is just....wow! Really? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

As a new jumper is there a comprehensive list of safety procedures one should consider when visiting a new drop zone without coming across as an annoyance? I understand that manifests are busy and people need to make a living and getting in the way of operations is impolite. However as a new jumper what do you suggest one does to ensure that they have a safe experience? Thank you in advance. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Remember under Bush 2.0 all the big banks said "trust us" and we did right? And where did it take us? Ok well let's maybe take back some of that self regulating behavior and install more LAWS that prevent risky behavior. Much like we limit speed limits maybe we need to impose risk limits that are federally monitored and enforced with potential sentences not fines? But you still did not answer the issue of the money laundering to a terrorist state. And how you as an individual may be arrested while the bank was fined. Why was that? Remember due to the past administration simply appearing to be supporting a terrorist organization was enough to get you sent off to GITMO. Let alone actually working with them to launder money? Why did these guys just get fined and not sent off to jail? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait is it even legal to do this? Nude and topless beaches mean people are free to be nude or topless but you don't have to be right? You just can't complain about it? Right? Ah crap! Well sorry guys! Scrap the idea of a beach where only good looking athletic people go.....it's a no go Sorry guys i tried...it was a good idea but....oh well....like many good ideas...it just won't work out in the end. Sorry. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

GTFO! Are you serious! No way! I mean so a guy is married to his wife of X years. They have sex, she sleeps and in the middle fo the night things happen and the guy gets busted for rape? WTF! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Wait more than once my last GF would wake me up with either a hummer or riding my morning wood..... Was i raped? God i feel so dirty! Will i get pregant!? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Apparently I was banned from there for a racial slurr...what that was I have no idea and no one wants to tell me. But, this thread is about being a minority! And as a minority in this nation we are entitled to special privileges! And I think it's about time we the silent minority of healthy folks spoke up and took charge! How much of your insurance is going to support folks who would rather pop a pill than eat an apple? Why are you being charged full rate on a flight when you weigh 40% less than the man next to you!? And why do you have to be at a beach where you feel insecure about yourself and left out and so eat 5lbs of potato salad so that you can fit in! If you are not overweight as it stands today you are a minority in this nation and as such you are entitled to your rights! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Weekender, What Lehman Bros did was technically legal. With the way the current laws are yeah they could legally be out 40-1 on their investments. But then again that was the "street" regulating itself under the guise of "we know what we are doing" and "we can manage the risk" and well turns out they were unable to. So those who made the risky loans and complex lending vehicles made money. Those who marked those loans and lending vehicles as AAA made money. And those who knew no better and should have not been given the loan in the first place...well some made money but many are now stuck. It was a mess from top to bottom. And there needs to be more regulations on the matter. However that said if the CEO of Lehman Bros knew that these investments were questionable at best but still sold them off as "the best thing" ever to the investing public then well you can argue that he was coming fraud in misrepresenting his products. But even that argument won't hold water since these loans were all given AAA ratings by the rating agencies? So maybe collusion? But if we go down that road then god knows how many CEO's you would see being picked up by black hawk helicopters from the top of their buildings? It would be a real mess! So here is where we stand, they know they did bad but got off with money in their pockets. The feds know this and you and I have a good feeling that they did something very bad. But the moment you go to prosecute they can and will go for the nuclear option of throwing the economy into a great depression. So we let them go. Sad but true? Right? Now that aside, the guys who were hit with the money laundering to terrorist organization. Well I hate to say it but last I checked money laundering is against international law and supporting a terrorist organization deliberately or accidentally is a crime here in the US. Don't believe me? Write a check to Alqueda and watch how fast you will get a knock on your door by a few G men asking to speak with you and review all of your records. But why get all pissed off, why worry? Not like things are going to change right? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Size Limited Beaches? So last night I was out having dinner with friends and they were just busting my chops. Due to me being a dumb ass and spending north of $1k on my cat in vet bills I haven't gone on a vacation this year and so I'm planning on a little staycation before the summer is out to one of our many NJ beaches. So my friends being the dogs that they are were recommending that I visit one of those BBW resorts....just to see how fast I would either get shot or go chubby chaser. Funny! And would make for a great reality TV show. "Shallow Shah at the Fat Farm" However it got us thinking, ok in the PC world we live in we have to accommodate everyone who is a minority? OK well with a good 55% of the US population overweight the healthy folks are now the minority! That's right boys! If you are in shape you are now a minority! Where is our Al Sharpton! Can I get an Amen! Let's have our million man march! And this time let's run the thing! And let's demand Size Limited Beaches! You got it boys and girls! See if the fatties get us all bigger seats in the theaters and in the airplane we benefit. Hell more room I'll take it! But why should we suffer and feel bad when we are at the beach just because we are healthy! These tubbies are stealing our sun and causing us emotional distress! I say we form a PAC and hire some special interest folks and lobby congress to set aside half of our nations beaches for healthy in shape folks who do not bring 5lbs of potato salad to the beach and who can pull off a bikini or a square cut speedo and not have a good 5in overhang! Who is with me on this one! Come on! Grab your apple and your running shoes and spandex pants and let's march on the hill! And while we are there let's also demand lower health insurance if we hit the gym twice a week! And if any of you creative types can think of a snazzy name for our new political movement I would really appreciate it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

That's true i was am not a terrorist. BUT it simply gave me the push i needed to do well in school and get the fuck out of that little town and never look back! And that's what I did! Now maybe if we were a little meaner to people who were fat and not so "oh it's ok it's not your fault, it's what's on the inside that counts..." BS they would eat a little less and go to the gym! You know work hard and get out of the holl they dug themselves? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

Roxx that's just mean man! My bike is still being worked on! Haven't ridden in two summers now and I'm super sad about it! Quick someone give me a hug! Or post a photo of a cute* engineering girl....if they exist! *cute as in long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied amazing assed...not just handsome. Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!