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  1. jumpingjunkie09
    Because Minnesota just doesnt do it for me any more! 5 years there was enough to last me a lifetime! Sorry! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Jesus Woman! QUIT POKING ME!!! Im breaking up with you cuz you dont follow orders very well! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    because.... well, she knows EXACTLY why! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    The internet is full of road kills... On both sides. I never liked being single. I loved the hunt, i loved the flirting and the unknown that came with going out and meeting new people.....but I never liked being single. Thats strange. I never knew anybody who didnt enjoy being single. At least for a while. Granted, it can get lonely after some time, but mostly its just fun to be 100% in charge of your own life. For me anyway! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    He said "console me". Like its something to cry over! I had a party when I became single again! But nevertheless, NP, Welcome back! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Are YOU single? What about being single together? Wait...that's an oxymoron..doh! I am, in fact, a single girl! However, I am also spoken for, in a way. Seeing someone....? Talking to someone...? Dating someone...? I dont really know what I am, to tell you the truth, but its something like that! All that matters is that I am entirely certain for 100% fact that I am terribly confused! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    because shes just too damned nice. And sweet. And innocent. Not my type at all! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Awww, I was just bustin your chops! But I hope youre happy about being single! It is super fun! Just ask Swervy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    :: Wow, those numbers are completely different for me than last weekends numbers! Oh well, at least I dont owe any beer! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    BWAAAAAAA!!! You beat me to it!! And hey, about that cabana boy.... does he have a hot brother?? Today I decided that I'm taking my ass to Puerto Rico for my birthday and this house on the beach I'm renting definitely needs a hot cabana boy. I have a hot cabana boy, but I'm keeping him for myself! And I dont like to share! Unless you wanna bring us both to puerto rico with you! Then I will be happy to share him with you! To the OP: Welcome to skydiving and the bonfire! Loved your post. It seems that you will fit in just fine in this community with this bunch of goofballs! Good luck with AFF!
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    Why are you complaining?? Being single is like the awesomest thing ever! Now put your big boy pants on, get your ass to a boogie, drink lots of beer, and create some random fuckery! You'll feel better in no time! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Pizza

    jumpingjunkie09 replied to LisaH's topic in The Bonfire

    Leftovers is my favorite food!
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    Because she insists on poking me 1200 times a day on facebook! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Awww. That was really sweet! Thank you! But now I'm going to have to break up with you for being too clingy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    FAIL! You cant list terms like that without an explaination! I wanna know what a Jack Bauer is! Step it up Deedy! Sheesh! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Skydive Sebastian

    jumpingjunkie09 reviewed jti's dropzone in Florida

    Sebastian has the best view you could ever hope for from altitude. As if that's not enough by itself, the staff are all super friendly and knowledgeable, always willing to help out and hang out after hours. I love the instructors here! The zoo bar and tiki bar are amazing! Hot food available all day, along with a variety of beer, and a huge outdoor deck with tons of seating and a spectacular view of the landing area. The Drop Shop has a large variety of items for sale. Hardly any waiting time between loads. Large landing area that's very easy to find from the air. Clean bathrooms with showers, nice big camping area, and simply amazing after hours parties! I found it very easy to talk to people, and fit right in with everybody! There were no "cliques" and I found everybody to be quite nice and willing to talk to and help out everybody. The packing area is quite sufficient. I would recommend this DZ to any and everyone, and am proud to call it my home DZ!
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    Jumping at Skydive Alabama was an entirely positive experience for me. The staff were all very friendly and fun, and the AFF training I received from Jason was top notch! (although I love everyone else there too!) I am confident I wouldn't have had a better experience anywhere else! The king air is nice because it gets you up to altitude very quickly. The packing area is large and can accommodate several canopies simultaneously. The landing area is larger than it looks at first, with a separate area for swoopers. The vibe at Skydive Alabama is amazing! We were grounded for a while due to bad weather, but had a lot of fun during that time! They have everything you could possibly need for rental and sale. Lots of fun times after sunset too! It sucks that they are in a dry county and you have to travel to buy beer, but other than that I have no complaints whatsoever! I look forward to returning to Skydive Alabama in the future! Easily one of my favorite DZ's!
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    because she is nowhere near as naughty as she leads us all to believe! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    I am so confused right now! not that it takes much! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    1. if you remember last night you didnt drink enough 2. half of all people are below average 3. drinking in moderation defeats the purpose 4. if its not on video it never happened 5. you didnt do it, unless you got caught! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    You can't drink non coffee products in this thread. Yes I can! Just like I can replace your coffee with decaf! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Im drinking Sobe. Yummo! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    because she insulted my hot box! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    she's smutsketeer competition! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Thats funny... the only thin i noticed were her hideous shoes! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy