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  1. jumpingjunkie09
    What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common??? They can both smell it, but neither can eat it! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Whats the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer??? The taste! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    How do you embarrass an archaeologist?? Hand him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Why do tampons have a string?? So you can floss after eating! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose??? Full! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Im bored, so now it's joke time! What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    I want in too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I agree that the older you get, the less it matters. A 10 year difference to a teenager would be a LOT, but a 10 year difference to someone in their 30's wouldn't matter as much. (I voted 10 years by the way!) And again, its all relative. I think age difference just becomes a gossip topic for those who arent involved in the relationship, but at the end of the day you have to make yourself happy, and if that person is contributing to your happiness, then you shouldnt worry about what others are saying or think about it. Its your life, so live it the way you choose! On a side note though, I fail to see what Anna Nicole Smith couldve possibly had in common with that frail old man, aside from love of money.... that just grossed me out! But hey, at least he died (hopefully) happy!
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    Go to http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php Type in your real first name, select your sex, and submit. It will generate your porn star name! Mine: Barbie Hardcore So, What is your Porn Star name?? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    I can see it being true. However, I believe the same can be said for men! I did that once. Went after a guy I worked with who was engaged, just to see if I could! I did. After 3 years together he ended up leaving me for another girl he worked with at the time! I am a firm believer in "If they did it FOR you, they will probably do it TO you" Learned my lesson the hard way.... I stick to the single ones now! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    EEEK! That looks painful! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Sweet Tea a la McDonalds! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    I'm first, so since theres nobody above me, Im going to pick on LuckyMcSwervy I'd stash her in the trunk of my car, so I could bring her everywhere with me and she'd never again be able to bail out on boogie fuckery by retreating to her hotel room early! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Dont forget we also possess another weapon: Power of the Pussy! No mortal man can resist that! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    quitter I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Drunk bastard! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    weapons and super powers! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Thank you guys! Sorry, Ive been a little busy and havent had a chance to get on here since Sunday. I am honored to now be a part of the infamous smutskateers! I can never hope to replace McSwervy, but I will do everything in my power to make her proud! I have discovered my first task in my inbox.... This will require many hours of thought, but I shall have an answer for you within the next 24 hours! Rogue
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    Fuck trees, I climb rocks motherfucker! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Yes you should go! At least to hang out and provide entertainment to the other skydivers who cant jump! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Send them a check for $2 then write and tell them they have until (insert date) to send you your $1 back... When you dont get it in time, write them a letter saying they now owe you $36 because they were late, then charge interest! It woud be fun! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    Go to http://slogan4u.com/ Type in your DZ.com screen name and post your slogan!! Here's mine: For a fresh change try jumpingjunkie09 I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    "Turns nice girls naughty!" I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    That's hilarious!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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    One can for each boob! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy