jumpingjunkie09

Note to self: Never break up with a boy in the dangerous Gardening Tools section of the store! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Cold Stone ROCKS!!! I always get the Cookie Mintster! *DROOL* I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Ice cream is one of the best treats EVER!!! Theres nothing as refreshing and delicious to me as mint chocolate chip!! MMMMMMM! What is your favorite flavor??? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

+1 Dasani is gross!! So is Aquafina. The best bottled water is Fiji!

I DO!!! And the only reason I know this is I sneezed in the shower after shaving and got "prickly's" all over my legs...... had to shave them again!! We can be freaks together I guess Deedy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Nothing more than just bruises so far! Oh, and a fat lip once! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

A friend and I recently started saying "You're such a Putnam!" (Putnam is used in place of other insults, such as dork, loser, retard, idiot, etc.) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Pssshhhhhhh! I need WAY more than just 15 minutes...!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Yay! Go Bucs! Go Dolphins! WOO HOO for football season!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Happy Birthday!! Have a good one! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

You cant be at the beach.... there are major thunderstorms outside right now!!! If the weather is better I will be out there tomorrow, but DEFINITELY on Saturday night for the free beer! See ya then Beav! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Happy Birthday!! Try to stay out of jail! Bail money would be a sucky birthday present! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I voted "I never had a cock sent to my phone" Now my EMAIL is a totally different story.....!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Good morning everyone!! I sure wish Dunkin Donuts was open right now! Only an hour and a half til I can get coffee!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Continued..... GUY SIX: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Tap that? ME: Yes, tap that! HIM: You been drinking? ME: No, answer the question! HIM: You're in Florida. ME: I know. Youre making this ridiculously difficult... Its really a simple question! HIM: When youre in MN we can hook up yo! You name the place babe! GUY SEVEN: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: When we're in the same state! Some day, I'm sure! GUY EIGHT: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: This is just more of your shenanigans because your mind is in the gutter again, isnt it??? ME: No, answer the question! HIM: Riiiight! Call me when youre not wasted! ME: Im not wasted, I swear! HIM: In that case, call me when you ARE wasted! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Here are mine so far: GUY ONE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: I'll be there in about 20 hours. Be ready! GUY TWO: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Shut up red tide! LOL, and get off dz.com! GUY THREE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Haha.... let me hook you up with Skittles....Actually you dont need my help with that. Just ask him the same question! GUY FOUR: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Depends, when you gonna start behaving yourself?? ME: Lol. Obviously never! HIM: Anyone can be another red dot on your U.S Boy-Atlas. I'm a star! I need something to show me Im special. GUY FIVE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: LOL. Youre the first person to make me smile today ME: Thats not an answer HIM: Fine, its a quarter a ride.... or 3 for $0.50 Still waiting on a few more responses! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

27! and still 27 now!

Some authors that I love are Robert Ludlum, Robert B Parker, Robert Crais, Tolkien, John Grisham, Dan Brown, James Rollins, Dean Koontz, and Janet Evanovich I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Didnt anyone ever teach you to not get caught on video??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

http://www.uspa.org/NewsEvents/News/tabid/59/Default.aspx#8923 I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

With SummerFest right around the corner, I thought it would be a good idea to remind everyone of this contest!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

The yuckiest is when they shove their entire tongue into your mouth! I dont want to choke on it! Sheesh! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

How do you pronounce that??? My daughters name is Skyleigh!

EEEK! This is what my worst nightmares are made of! I hate spiders! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy