jumpingjunkie09
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I always thought Fez was the hottest.... You like the guys that have an inherant lisp caused by being really in touch with their femmininity? I never said I wanted him to talk... my guess is that Fez would look at You[ any woman naked and his erection would be gone faster than the Olson twin's innocence when they turned 18. They lost their innocence LONG before their 18th birthdays! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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That was just wierd McCheesy! Im afraid to even ask! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Good morning everybody!! How was everyones saturday night??? Mine was fun and awesome!! I need a bowl of coffee!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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My roommate and I have a bottle of chardonnay and 2 bottles of merlot for "Girls Night: Part 2" tonight! I can't wait for the kiddo's to go to bed!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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But then I couldnt have made any Drunk Dials!! And wheres the fun in that???? (BTW, thank you for putting up with my roommate and I being loud and drunk, and giggling like school girls... you know who you are!) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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You mean like mouth to mouth??? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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...Well?? For me it's always McDonalds!
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Then I still say... Dont spill it in your lap! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Just be sure not to spill it in your lap.... I hear coffee can be hot! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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I just totally got a dingleberry image in my head from that! Instead of ass licking, would that be ass chewing then? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Nah, he should buy McSwervy some jumps! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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ALMOST as entertaining as Turtle's remark! This thread is making my abs and my face-cheeks hurt from so much laughing! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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At times. So I have to ask what brought this pole? It's an odd question. I'm wondering if it was freudian that you typed "Pole" instead of "Poll" in an ass thread or if it was intentional. Im dying right now!! That is like the funniest thing I have read all year!!! Turtle.... Thank you for being you! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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So, for the second time this week I can reply saying yes, I did get Drunk Dialed last night by you! I must say you sounded way drunker earlier in the week though! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Hey, it was ME you and your friends Drunk Dialed! Thanks for the entertainment! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Well, it wasnt planned, but I ended up here at Skydive Deland! BBQ and fireworks in the forecast! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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My favorite was a Strawberry Shortcake lunch box! And yes, the latches on those things always rusted over, plus the lid would bend slighlty after a while and it would never close completely right! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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+ 1 on the "age is only a number" thing. I used to be a numbers person but now I'm not. I use the "butterfly factor" instead. Ok, I'll bite.... What is the "butterfly factor"? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Bwahahaha!!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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was that the farm-dude!? Youre obsessed with finding out what happened at the Farm, arent ya?? And no, it wasnt at the Farm, but he IS a DZ.commer! And it was amazing! Not sure if its because he's 35 or if hes just that good. Maybe I should make a comparison?? Be careful with the advertising if you're banging someone from here. Im not any more! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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But OMG are they entertaining!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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was that the farm-dude!? Youre obsessed with finding out what happened at the Farm, arent ya?? And no, it wasnt at the Farm, but he IS a DZ.commer! And it was amazing! Not sure if its because he's 35 or if hes just that good. Maybe I should make a comparison?? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Good morning Bry! Hi VB! You guys are entertaining! I just woke up and have the coffee pot brewing right now! No hangover, but I do still feel drunk! Everythings spinning!! And VB to answer your earlier question, for the record, it has nothing to do with the farm! Everything was all good over there! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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Im 27. Oldest yet is 35, and it was amazing! I would totally do him again! And again! I like to think 35 is my cutoff, but you never know! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy
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I rarely have hangovers anymore. Ususally if I drink wine I do, but tonight has been strictly a beer night, so I should be okay! So tonight, for the first time ever in my life I got completely rejected! Shot down by a dude! It was so wrong! Im blaming it on being in Georgia though! These poor souls dont know any better! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy