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because she thinks she's not porn star material! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Oh, relax Swervy, you can keep your pants on, I promise! It's just for some good fun! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

If you were making a DZ.com post-whore porn, who would you want to star in it?? And why?? Multiple answers allowed!!! And feel free to also choose people who werent listed! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Lost in Translation lost ME in translation. I just did not get it! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I'm sure he would like to apologize, but it seems to me the post was from Radiance, not Shah. Am I missing something? Youre right... It was my mistake! Im sorry Shah! As for Radiance... Theres really no need for any of that stuff. I read your post before it got deleted. I dont believe any of that stuff about lisa for one second. I also find it tacky to post stuff like that about people in these forums. LisaH... at least now you maybe have an idea where the nastiness started, huh? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Wow. Just wow. Kettle. Pot. I don't know....for some reasons these terms spring to mind. What exactly do you mean by this? +1 Im hoping he's just very confused. Shah.... please remember that LisaH defended you before. Look up the term "the pot calling the kettle black" and next time use it appropriately. Youre likely to offend people when you have no clue what you are saying! Thankfully, LisaH is compassionate and understanding, and youll probably survive this incident! (you may want to apologize too!) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Nah...the little scorpion family is probably still inside! hehe... LMFAO!!!! Now that is just hilarious! Could you guys just see lippy going back inside, completely chuffed with himself for helping that awful creature get back into nature, thinking all is okay with the world now, and then stepping on the scorpions mate? Sorry lippy, I would never wish that on you, but the visual I have in my head right now is priceless! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

You bitches are NUTS if you think I'd break up with him!! Only way its happening is if he refuses to let me wear that sexy hat!! On a seperate note, Id also like to take this opportunity to permanently break up with Ryoder for good because hes trying to coerce people into sending me icky death trap, stinging, crawling bugs in the mail!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE??? That is the absolute WORST idea I've ever heard! That thing looks like death waiting to happen!! Lippy, dont listen to him! He must've inhaled hazardous fumes or something before posting that! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

EEWWWWW!!! I'm hyperventilating over here just looking at that thing! Jesus lippy, get rid of it!! *shuddering* I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

OMG!! What is going on in the bonfire tonight?? I am absolutely DYING of laughter!! Between you thanking fuck you didnt get bit and the hairy beef jerky killer I dont know if I'll be able to survive the night! My face hurts!!!! Maybe its just me? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I keep clicking on this thread, and every time I read your post I bust up LMFAO uncontrollably! I cant stop! I think I'M going to die of laughter!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

HOLY COW THAT IS FUNNY!!! I would find a bottle of strong alcohol if i were you, and CHUG that bitch!!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

because Canada is just too damn far! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Of course, there is also Skyfest going on during those dates! I'm just sayin'! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

because she wont stop friggen POKING ME on facebook!!! GRRRRRRRRR!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

because I heard the feds would be here lookin for him soon! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

or 18th birthday coming up???? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

The Updated List BOOGIE RULES: 1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability. 2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there. 3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you. 4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them) 5. Never pass out in a public area... 6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com 7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.) 8. Set up your tent before you get drunk. 9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen. 10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you. 11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow. 12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway. 13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.) 14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't. 15. Do not get pregnant. 16. Buy your own fucking beer. 17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! 18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever. 19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day. 20. Have fun and Be Safe! 21. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!! Bring lots of water. And beer! 22. Do not be a fool to the skygods! Respect your other skychika's. You'll need them after the skygods chew you up and spit you out. 23. When you court attention, you don't get to control what kind of attention you get. It may not be the kind you want. I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Yelled at??? Sheesh! I wouldve expected some crowding, or photography or something, but yelling???? The NERVE of some people! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

As a smutsketeer, I would GLADLY put my name on a list like that!!! Where do I sign up???? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Better yet, watered down beer...you get both!! Oh, you mean like Coors Light! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

was that all seriously in ONE weekend??? Holy Moly! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

...and beer! Dont forget the beer! Lots of water AND BEER! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Here's the "Book of Rules" so far. Feel free to add on! BOOGIE RULES: 1. Just remember... NOTHING Happened!! Always Maintain Plausible Deniability. 2. What happens in the trailer/tent/where ever, stays there. 3. Carry duck tape or a gag of some sort if you have a tendency to get loud. That way you don't wake up the people in the trailer next to you. 4. Everyone should carry duct tape (Even the not so loud ones). It has many uses. (like taping porta potties shut when people are in them) 5. Never pass out in a public area... 6. If you’re planning on doing some stupid shit...or something which you think is cool or hilarious...make sure there are no cameras around...cause it will probably end in disaster and pictures will be posted on DZ.com 7. If your shoes are off, you went to sleep. If the shoes are still on, you passed out. (Take your damned shoes off, lest you end up with a cock on your cheek and balls on your forehead.) 8. Set up your tent before you get drunk. 9. If it ain’t on video, it didn't happen. 10. Wrap it up, you don't know who was there 10 minutes before you. 11. Sleep with your rig as your pillow. 12. Drink a lot and have fun. Don't drink? Have fun anyway. 13. Don't try to kill me...in the air. Ground shenanigans are my own fault. Especially if I am dumb enough to be on or around the golf cart. (Stay far, far away from the golf carts.) 14. Different DZ/area-code/zip-code rules are in play, even if you aren't. 15. Do not get pregnant. 16. Buy your own fucking beer. 17. If you scream/moan/fuck to loudly, do not be offended if you draw a crowd. Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! 18. What happens at a boogie, stays at a boogie....except herpes....that shit is forever. 19. Don't blame other people for the stupid shit you do and can't remember. You have to look at yourself in the mirror the next day. 20. Have fun and Be Safe! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy