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Likewise, if you hear someone screaming/moaning/fucking too loudly, go investigate! And bring a camera! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Sorry! I meant on the ground! After hours! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Awww! You are hands down one of the nicest people on here! I wouldnt believe it if I heard something bad about you, but shame on them (whoever it was)! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

It has been brought to my attention that there are certain unwritten "boogie rules". Say it aint so! Can someone please enlighten me as to what this book of rules might consist of???? I mean, obviously there has to be some sort of rule that requires one to bring beer, but aside from that, what more could there possibly be??? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Never disappoints! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Id rather read this than a thread that includes "ass" and "output" in the same sentence! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Fine! I'm presently only typing with one hand! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I painted my toenails blue leopard print with sparkly spots! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

...the old copy, and only once I receive the new issue! Goes to Hooters for the wings! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

because i dont date guys who have johnson envy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

makes me proud to be her smut sister! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I prefer to not have to deal with ANY ass on a daily basis, but if I have to, Id rather have the ass be on dz.com too! Yesterday was a fun day for that! The other kind of ass though, I need to up my intake on! Soon enough I will.... I'm just waiting right now! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Because he's obsessed with McSwervy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Because it's fun and easy. Hay I like reading Cosmo...it's fun to try and figure out how you girls think. That and it's dirty! Not exactly Penthouse Forum.....but close enough. I think I have found your problem. The highlighted above is not possible. Women are beautiful, complex creatures. Just accept that we will always be in the dark. Not Shah.... that dome has gotta give off some shine!! God i love the internet He keeps coming back for more to! Someone give him Banesanura's number. I think we found the type he is looking for! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!! She would fuck his day UP!! At least then he would have something to really cry about on here instead of "girls always reject me. It must be because their friends are having bad days. That or because theyre just gold diggers and Im not rich." GIVE ME A BREAK!! What do you think banesanura would tell him between whoopings? I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Because it's fun and easy. Hay I like reading Cosmo...it's fun to try and figure out how you girls think. That and it's dirty! Not exactly Penthouse Forum.....but close enough. I think I have found your problem. The highlighted above is not possible. Women are beautiful, complex creatures. Just accept that we will always be in the dark. Not Shah.... that dome has gotta give off some shine!! God i love the internet He keeps coming back for more to! Someone give him Banesanura's number. I think we found the type he is looking for! Me too! Swervy is my new hero! My cheeks hurt!! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Cosmo is great reading! Especially the UK version! It's just dirty fun! And evolution....sucks! There isn't much you can do about it. Sure there is... you can hand out tweezers and a magnifying glass to your girlfriends. God knows they need them. While you're at is make sure you sign them up for a gym so that they're skinny enough. LOL - Fuck that. Everyone knows us former ballet dancers are anorexic or bulimic. Can't have coneheads busting our balls for being fat. Or calling us gold digging stuck up bitches! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

I vote for Skymama and her infamous paddle! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Thanks for the new sigline! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

My new absolute favorite quote EVER......! And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out. ~LuckyMcSwervy I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

AAAANNDD...pizza and pussy are the same...cheap pussy ain't good and good pussy ain't cheap. ~iambeav2 Or the guy will simply throw his hands up and walk away from the game, go on line and find himself a long legged, flat bellied, perky boobied Russian girl... ~shah269 I'm the resident cow. ~LisaH You cant be drunk all day if you dont start early. ~Rick (sigline) I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG Swervy! Im dying over here! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Told ya he was going after the wrong "type" of girl! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Shah, Im not going to argue about this with you. I think you are making shallow judgements about females, and I think maybe you should be looking at yourself for fault instead of making up ridiculous excuses in your head as to why rejection happens. I especially dislike what you're saying about a guy being rich and going from a 4 to a 9. Not all girls are gold diggers you know. I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

Hey Shah! Your post didnt make a lot of sense to me. Sorry, maybe its just me! Just saying..... Assuming we're talking strictly about heterosexual couples here (since youre comparing guys to girls) then your sentence makes no sense. The way I'm reading it, youre trying to say that more guys go home solo than girls. However, if a girl is leaving the bar with a guy, then that guy is in fact leaving with a girl. They cancel each other out. The number will always be even. It can therefore be said that an equal number of guys and girls go home solo at the end of a typical night. So your point is moot. And guys think girls are shallow??? Im not even going to attempt to dignify this paragraph with an intelligent response. If you really care to hear what I have to say about this one Shah, PM me. Shah, this does go two ways you know! Girls experience nerve wrecking as well sometimes. Has it ever occured to you that maybe youre trying to pick up girls in the wrong places? Or maybe youre just trying to pick up the wrong "type" of girl. Im just saying, rejection after rejection after rejection..... eventually you have to start looking at the common denominator! Nobody's stopping you! Oh wait, thats not why you're on THIS website is it?? So try it then! You're a big boy! Let us know how it goes! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy