IronMike
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Simple, I wont...Thats why I love Perris and I have a beautiful Argentenian that offered to be my private packer this summer on the boogie circuit.
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I don't know her name but she is hot.....Crazy Larry introduced me to her...I need to add her to my list of potential victims. Ill ask Sudsy who you were.
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I was hanging out with the RW crowd Saturday night, mistake #1
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Was your rig fucked up? Were you with that good looking blonde from JFTC? If so, I met you in front of Square 1.
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Who was the guy at Perris last week from Nebraska with a DZ.com shirt on....was that you?
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I just got back from the gym and I cant believe how many girls were wearing 'ass-hiding' garments tied around their waist. We all know there is a big ass under there and the sweatshirt just makes it look bigger! Its like 80 degrees here, you don't need a sweatshirt/sweater and we all know it. Mabye Ill try to invent a sweater that really does make your ass look smaller when tied around the waist. I'd buy a C-130 with the profits. Mike
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I got a whole block of Elsinore tickets....They suck if you skydive during the week like I do...Perris will be turning loads and they do 1 all day. I need to go on a weekend a do all 25 jumps. Plus, Perris is home and I see no reason to go anywhere else. Is she hot? Ill go hang around all day and not jump and not care if she is.
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The girls in Texas are the hottest in the country, by far...I don't know what the hell it is, but they are and I love em'. The only girls I have dated/like in CA were from TX and Transplanted here.... Some Cool Girls at Perris from TX: Keely Dana Misti K. They are all hot and cool. Unfortunately, 2 are married and I have dated none of them.
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Note to self: Go get a massage at Eloy, STAT! Mike
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Theres really no schedule, at least not one that people use to work on the track. Trains run on signals, just like traffic signals. The inspectors have to have the dispatcher block the track they are going to be on so that they cant give signals to a train. This guy had one track blocked to protect him, then mistakenly got on the adjacent track. It is almost impossible for a dispatcher to run trains into each other. The only way that happens anymore is if the train crew ignores the yellow and red signals. Very little room for error.
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The guy jumped. (It wasn't my screw up)
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Heres a cap of Steve on a FF with me only an hour before I made his grandparents think skydivers are all nuts. He has had all the plumbing done on his sex change. (Im taking his word on it) Mike
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We were 10 of us or so sitting in front of the Bomb Shelter at Perris Saturday afternoon drinking beer/hanging out and SBS (Steve Sanderson) walked up. We started in on him hard, asking about his sex change, how much he liked it in the ass, beastiality etc....It was getting really bad and all of us were ragging on him unmercifully. After 5 minutes of this, SBS goes...."Oh, I would like you all to meet my grandparents"....The old couple sitting right next to us....We all wanted to die, it was really bad but they are ultra cool and laughed harder than we did. Mike
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I am a Texan. I would shoot a burglar dead (3-4 clips to make sure) if he was breaking into my house. Then I would piss on his grave, take a photo, and send it to his family. I have never, and will never, shoot an animal. I believe in justice. If some quail was stealing from me I'll shoot it. Until then all fowl are safe. Burglars, expect my 9mm hollow point rounds out of my Glock to enter your chest cavity and head in rapid succession. Mike
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Aerobatic Flying - You must think of aerodynamics in 3 dimensions, not just push forward, go down, pull back, go up. Similar to freelfying. Mike
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Frogger was my favorite epidode. Bookstore is right up there with The Wager. Mike
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I heard a rumor that Uncle Leo is Michelle's Dad in real life. If true, does she shoplift too? Mike
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Georges Dad, Jerry Stiller, makes me cry everytime.. Mike
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I had a resolution, it involved booze (red bull& vodka on an empty stomach) and an incident back in December where I should have gone to jail. (nobody hurt, except my car). I quit drinking beer (exept the one at the swoop & chug) and started working out and eating right. I went from 195 to 165 (today) and am getting some guns too. I have no more beer belly and I can call myself slender for the first time in 15 years. And, Im in no danger of a DUI anymore. I still drink wine. I have been eating mainly tuna right out of the can, soybeans and asparagus. Beer is bad, people! (My citizenship from TX is automatically revoked with that statement). Mike
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I actually saw a thing out here in CA with funny "misprint" ads...One was for Chicken Fried Chicken.....They thought it was a misprint...like a double negative or something.... Hell, thats my favorite meal! longwith Fried Okra and mashedtaters.... BTW....Possums dont play dead, they are meaner n' hell. And, on an FM road, you 'wave' to everyone passing in the opposite direction by lifting the index and middle finger off the steering wheel, slowly.But, only if they are in a pickup, suburban or caddilac. Mike
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Anyone ever been on the beach in St. Maarten to see this? I want to plan a trip just to go lay on the beach and watch. What does it say about me that I'd rather go watch airplanes than girls in bikinis??? http://www.airliners.net/open.file/201517/L/
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Steve, So did you jump today or were you just at Perris to show off your new gender? One minute you were there, the next, gone....just like a woman! I did 6 jumps...where the hell were you??? Mike
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You jumped out of FIFI?????? Can anyone back this up???? The Confederate Air Force is a very anal bunch and I cant see them allowing this...If they did, I am jealous beyond words. Mike
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Dude, Todays weather ROCKED! A light wind, CAVU and 80 degrees. I even laid out by the pool. I also pissed off my packer by cutting away during the swoop and chug when I landed a good 100 yards from the beer and had no chance of winning. Some crew dog bastard landed right on top and beat everybody by a minute or so. JOTP should continue to be a blast. Mike
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You forgot to mention how much you miss me touching your breast as I climbed on the Otter every time. Sorry, but Illl pick Collen over you any day as my pick for the next Square 1 employee. I was line guy ay Million Air Dallas for 6 years. If I never wash another plane again, that is just fine with me. The bottoms of the wings and the belly SUCK! I do miss all the free leftover catering off all the private jets and the hot little piece of ass in shorts they always hired to flag in the airplanes. Mike