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This is a deleted scene where a deli delivery boy brings Tuna Sandwiches instead of Ham by mistake.
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Heres my cousin Wille the Redneck Retard....He invented a new Mullet Hair-do style, the Mulletard.
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I have a cousin that is a retard that would have won a Gold Medal in the Special Olymipcs 100 ft dash but he slipped on his own drool, fell down, crapped his pants then pulled down his Depends Undergarment and started masturbating at mid-field. Can I be 1st in line at hells door? Mike
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You sorry SOB....now I got this damn song stuck in my head......This is worse than the Oscar Mayer song or the Dradle song on South Park.....ARRRGGHHHH
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You stole my Jesus fish....didnt ya!
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When I see a bug shaped like a leaf, I know Somebody created it. I dont think a bug would ever be smart enough to know that if he slowly turns green and makes like a leaf over thousands of years, he might not be eaten. There is a higher power and He has a sense of humor: Red Assed Monkeys, Laplanders, Elephant Seals, Sudsyfist, and Bellyfliers... Mike
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You CANNOT have Colleen back. I tried to get Blue to convince her to come to CA a year ago. We will NEVER let her leave. She is, as we say in the South; "easy on the eyes". Mike
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TF-51 Mustang Pilatus PC 12 Grumman HU-16 Albatross Marathon Prevost Conversion Bus Mercedes S55 AMG MD600 Explorer NOTAR Helicopter House Boat on Lake Powell Penis Enlargement Surgery Free jumps for life for me and Sudsyfist
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ummmmm...Keely ended up with the Gummy Cock.....I know you want one too..... That was the best looking date I ever had, (Colleen)even if I was just a stand-in for her boyfriend. Mike
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Ive watched enough porn to believe that is called 'fisting'?
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Now I know who stole my velcro gloves! Mike
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Where in Texas? I flew in Friday night, went to a fly-inn at a private grass stip on Saturday, got to fly a Beech Staggerwing and jumped out of a Stearman. All the old fogeys think you are some kind of a Sky God if you can land within a few feet of where you said you were gonna. Then we all got drunk and drove tractors around. (one in a pond) I miss being a redneck sometimes. I flew home Sun morn. It was in Godley, about 20 miles south of Ft Worth. The weather was spectacular, unlike the friggin monsoon in Southern California right now. Mike
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You know where to find me......In the rear with the gear! Mike
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I agree Steve. Very Offensive. He must be drunker than an Indian on payday! Ive seen Retards and Jews that are smarter than that. How can some guys be as ignorant as all broads are? See you at the next NAMBLA meeting Steve! Mike
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What was your favorite movie growing up as a kid?
IronMike replied to Rookeskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
A Christmas Story -
yup
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Anyone name this classic? "My father wove a tapestry of obscenities which still to this day hangs somewhere over Lake Michigan."
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Let me try... I drank like 12 beers, ate some turkey, hit on some girls, passed out on a couch and hated the next day because my liver hurt...... Damn, I hate the eloquent, thankful, coherent and inspirational. Thanks Michele! Mike
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Im calling it a coincidence, but I am going to happen to be 'just passing through' Cambria next week.....after I stop off and see my broads in Santa Barbra. Mike
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Collen who works at Square 1 and lives in Vista might want to....I can call her...what time going and leavin?
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I started skydiving a year ago and I am at Perris 3-4 days a week. It is my Eden, my happy place. I am never sad and I like everybody. It is like there are Playboy centerfolds pouring me Heinekins and midgets riding around on tricycles. The ONLY time I see turmoil is when Skydivers date. I refuse to eat the apple and ruin my Eden. I will only date whuffos.....I can drop them like a hot rock and not have to worry about dealing with rthem on a daily basis. I have the same philosiphy about broads at work. (not that I have had any dates in the past year or any skydivers that would go out with me) Solo in Eden (I cant spell celabite???) Mike
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Whats hoohnswoops real name? I have been at the contests at Perris if he was there. Flying a small canopy is not the most impressive thing. Luigi flies a 46 or so and I personally think Clint is better. You should see some of the unreleased video of Clint doing stuff....He is ultra smooth. Mike
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Has anyone else ever thought that if everyone in the world was a skydiver, there would never be any wars? I have met people from just about every country at Perris and we are all the same at the core. I would never hurt or dislike any of them. Skydiving has made me realize that war or hatred of another people just because they live somewhere else is pure fucking nuts. Mike
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Im a slut.
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Please forgive me as a male. I never meant to suggest such a breach of our code. I will give myself 40 lashes for my foul tongue. Mike