Beeron

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  1. Beeron

    dream job!

    Where do I get an application? I think I've got more than ample experience in that area B~
  2. I like the honest approach..... "Sorry officer, but it just so happens that I have blatant disrespect for your locally mandated speed ordinances." I've really had to bight my tongue on a couple occasions that I REALLY wanted to say that. B~
  3. Yep...you're right. I got in a few jumps there on Saturday and the conditions were exactly as you described. And you're right too about playing it kinda safe when familiarizing yourself with a new DZ. B~
  4. I just got married last weekend.....my wife doesn't jump anymore, but still works manifest and loves being at the dz. Best wishes to you! B~
  5. How 'bout just telling the cop straight up...."I have a blatant disrespect for locally mandated speed ordinances!" B~
  6. Beeron

    Thursday Funny

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well," the man says, "it's like this; I was playing a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on it's rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" the doctor asked? "Well," the man replied, "I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" ...I don't remember much after that." B~
  7. How 'bout...."growing a monkey tail" B~
  8. I play mostly southern rock and blues material....(Allman Bros. Black Crowes, Marshall Tucker) but I also love playing anything by Pink Floyd! B~
  9. I wanna jam..... I play Hammond organ and piano. Any drummers out there??? B~
  10. Especially at work.....I can waste at least an hour or two thumbing through the trade mags that are left in there. B~
  11. I heard that it's running fine again. I'll be in Brush on Saturday, but coming back to Denver for a gig that night. Catch ya next time! B~
  12. How was your trip to Cali? Didja get jump any where and meet any dz.commers? B~
  13. My fiance and I met at the DZ (both doing our first tandems) and loved it so much that we started AFF together. I guess I was a little more gung-ho about it than she was, and thus she never quite finished. However, she loves the vibe of the DZ and works manifest to....(are you sitting down )....pay for my jumps! Damn, I love that girl B~
  14. Beaver, OK ...."Boise City Licks Beaver in State Championship" B~
  15. Three words......"Red", "Light", "District" Have fun!!! B~
  16. Beeron

    Good lil' story

    I got this in an email this morning and thought is was worth passing along... “WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN” This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . .And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign? Answer: A Funeral Home
  17. Beeron

    Friday Haiku

    Colorado's cold White, white snow covers the earth No jumping for me B~
  18. I just heard this boogie just got cancelled and they're only refunding 75% of the $285 boogie fee. True??? B~
  19. I love my Wings too....and you can bet that when I'm ready to buy another container, it'll definitely be another Wings! B~
  20. 0/3/0 Yep....the wx here in CO was great on Sat...almost 70 degrees and hardly any wind. Now I'm looking at 6 inches of snow on the ground B~
  21. Beeron

    IDIOT FAMILY

    You need Airann to the rescue! B~