Farflung

Skyjack71 crabs and complains about: “Why are U guys so involved in the pros and cons of Kenny versus any other suspect?” Skyjack71 then declares: “I was NOT trying to steer the post back to Cooper/Weber.” Well then, who did YOU mean by any other suspect? So far it has been Duane, Duane, Duane and Duane, at the exclusion of all others. Sure looks like passive aggressive steering of the subject to me, but I don’t expect any confessions. Skyjack71 astonishingly states: “I am known to THINK like a man and not a woman.” Skyjack71 goes on to declare in the body of the SAME comment these man-centric phrases: “I want to go to Seattle and stay until the FBI hears me out…..” “The problem is my mind is so disorganized that when I am in front of someone - I forget everything I was going to say or do.” Sooooooo…… ummm….. your solution is to camp out on the FBI’s doorstep until they ‘Hear You Out’, where you know that once in front of them you will forget everything you were going to say. You sound exactly like a man with that plan. Skyjack71 goes on with man-like linear logic by typing: “I forget the things the FBI does not know - because they have NOT talked to me or read the thread....” I couldn’t have said that better myself, this is probably the keynote of the entire DBC thread. Yep, I’m convinced that Skyjack71 does in fact “think like a man”, and as she went on to clarify with- “and not a woman”. My bad.

As a courtesy to Skyjack71, I’ve listed some of the oft use phrases favored by women who have secret group meetings in restrooms, and think that men aren’t aware of their true meaning. Like whining about something already being discussed when the real translation means talk about Duane for the billionth time. To avoid any confusion and deflect any blame, I arranged the things a woman would say numerically. The alpha characters represent precisely what every man on the planet, knows this passive aggressive fragment, laced with concern, to actually mean. But feel free to deny in the face of it all. 1. Now that you’re done with that….. A. The productive must be rewarded with more work. 2. We need to talk. B. Squeal like a pig, squeeeeeallllllll! 3. Do you need anything from the store? C. Just talk randomly because you know it’ll never show up. 4. When are you going to……. D. You know I don’t care when, just do it! 5. What do you think about….. E. You know it doesn’t matter at all, just violently agree. 6. I don’t understand why you’re always at that stupid bar. F. I believe that crabbing about you being gone; will somehow make you want to stay to listen to more crabbing. 7. Where do you want to go for dinner? G. Pick my favorite place or die. 8. What are you thinking about? H. I’m a needy black hole of despair, and want you to join me. 9. The car is making a strange sound. I. You’re buying a new car very soon. 10. I got this on sale. J. You’re going bankrupt. 11. Are you ready yet? K. You will be kept waiting for at least 45 more minutes. 12. Do you like this song? L. Agreeing to liking any Kenny G song saves me from humiliating you in front of your friends. 13. Do you like making me cry? M. You should have said you liked Kenny G. 14. What are you doing tomorrow? N. You’re carrying bags at the mall. 15. What would you like for dinner? O. Insist on going out. 16. You’re not going to the bar now? P. You’re not going to the bar now? 17. We can order an appetizer and share. Q. Touch one shrimp scampi and you’ll pull back a bloody stump. 18. Hold my purse. R. Castration is still illegal. 19. What do you want to watch? S. Lifetime, Friends re-runs, QVC, Oprah, Martha Stewart. 20. I want to do, what you want to do. T. As long as you want to watch Lifetime, Friends re-runs, Oprah, Martha Stewart. 21. I can’t bear to leave you. U. Don’t drink, laugh or otherwise enjoy living. 22. Sandra’s husband makes $140k. V. Castration is still illegal. 23. What’s so funny? W. Were you enjoying life? 24. I might as well not be here. X. I’m not going anywhere, ever. 25. Do you remember my friend Jennifer? Y. Display anything but a grimace while recalling her and die! 26. Remember your…… Z. It’s destroyed. You can thank me later Skyjack71, as I’m sure you’re shocked that us men actually know so much about this secret language, and the homicide rates remain incredibly stable in spite of it all. So the only reason you would keep up the pretense of concern about subjects being repeated and people having not enough to do, is because that is how you get your jollies.

Farflung’s Sunday: A: Cut lawn, edge, weed and apply fall fertilizer stakes to trees. B: Replace battery on motorcycle. C: Read the instructions on battery replacement AFTER dropping 26 lb unit into container. (Take a break to cool off physically and mentally on computer) D: Attempt a power lift of 26 lb battery using only sweaty finger tips resulting in failure. E: Pull weeds in side yard. (Cool off in front of computer for 15 minutes) F: Prune trees, bushes and avoid heat stroke, allow tears to invisibly mix with sweat. (Drink four pints of water in front of computer while answering- yeeessssss, to all shouted questions) G: Finally removed battery from motorcycle, made modifications, installed new unit and ops checked. H: Replaced three low voltage light bulbs in the front yard. (Getting tired, strength fading fast, but can type unmolested on computer for….. yeeeeessssss) I: Filled spare tire with air, even though it was known to be flat for weeks, foolishly looked un-busy while on computer. J: Randomly moved objects in garage with occasional use of power tools while secretly drinking a cool, sweet beer. (This was added as a task since women won’t allow silent beer drinking, thus making this closer to work, look it up.) (Went to bed knowing full well that another week of the same shameful activities await and fantasize about heart failure in my sleep) Monday 8:00 AM: Read Skyjack71’s post about how little men accomplish on the thread. As you can see, out of the entire day, I managed to squeak out about 45 minutes to an hour on the computer. Yet in spite of my heroic, albeit futile, attempts to avoid having even more of my day off consumed with drudgery; there was the addition of a cyber task to discuss Duane more, while being brow beat for having nothing to do. No man on Earth is a stranger to these apex insults, which are crafted by those who typically spend their days engaged in doing…… whatever, because men can live and let live, without skulking around the homestead being some sort of discontented, spontaneous task master. So if you see some massive void in my Sunday which needed to be filled Skyjack71 with your superior and urgent activities, perhaps you could suggest a schedule modification. Yeaaaaaah, that would be….. greaaaaaaaaat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DS4CeP_QLA I guess we all have mini-Lumberghs in our lives to contend with, but in cyber space too?

Skyjack71 says with a detached sense of self: “I really think you guys do NOT have anything better to do lately.” That’s a true statement, because I comment between breaks from yard work, vehicle maintenance and an infinitely long list of honeydews. Slyjack71 continues with: “Flight case verse Brief Case. All of this was well documented hundreds of pages ago. Why undertake it again?” Perhaps you could explain the multiple discussions of an electronic back brace which can receive navigation signals and who brought that up multiple times. Slyjack71 rolls on to induce another error into the thread with: “We have already discussed the white plastic bag Kenny had in his hands - definite not a white bank bag.” Correct on it not being a white bank bag but it is clearly a PAPER bag in his hands and NOT plastic. This is what makes subjects reappear and be discussed over and over. Please don’t add to the lore with these data errors, there are already enough, we don’t need any more. Skyjack71 finally asks a question that only a woman is capable of crafting with: “Have any of U guys got wives or girlfriends? Why are U guys so involved in the pros and cons of Kenny versus any other suspect?” Reference my first answer with the breaks between yard work and honeydews. Why do you think we seek refuge and solace on a computer for a few minutes here and there? Because if we just sit down and gaze into the horizon, appearing to be ‘doing nothing’ (in womanese) it strikes anger in the female’s heart, and they must create a new activity for men, since they apparently view themselves as some sort of little manager or supervisor of our already shorter life spans. Are you starting to dial this in? The very fact that we hack out some repeated response to some brain dead theory, is in and of itself, proof that we have girlfriends and or wives. Is this really this hard? Secondly, the passive aggressive syntax is not a foreign language or code speak like Esperanto to us men, we understand it just fine, we simply and universally don’t chat about it, because we realize we are a defeated species and on our best days we pray to receive ‘less punishment’. We aren’t so stupid to see a non-sequitur asking about girlfriends, followed by an admonishment about only talking about Kenny; you want us (with or without wives or girlfriends) to talk exclusively about Duane. See, we really do understand your weird and freaky language. But while I’m on a computer, I can feign searching for the perfect ‘anniversary gift’, avoid a new project in the yard and let my brain go flat line and rest while I appear to be living, in spite of repeating some crap about a dufus suspect which no one believes for a second is Cooper. There you have it Skyjack71; I hope this response is all that you hoped it would be. Some of us are simply looking for a distraction and some relief from the very thing you brought up with your self-absorbed comments, why aren’t we doing what YOU want. Because we are already avoiding doing something that someone else wants (wives and girlfriends) us to do. Is this 100% clear now?

OK, because I care too much; I’ve decided to make the ‘hairy arm’ controversy scientific. This subject has been brought up too many times to be of trivial or passing interest and must be defined for the better of all mankind. With my usual care and precise approach, a measure of arm hairyness now exists. It’s a non-linear scale because it’s scientific as are all legitimate scales, look it up yourselves. The scale covers every living thing on Earth, thus excluding nothing. It is called the Hairy Arm or HA Index and should be used to identify legitimate DB Cooper suspects and conversely exclude any posers who pollute the air with their rancid appearances. According to unknown documents, Cooper did not have arms which exceeded a level of HA-2.98 to HA-3.141592653 at the very most, lest we go round in circles. Arm hairyness has been overlooked too long and must be embraced by the entire cadre of quality Cooper researchers. Once again, you’re welcome.

I think Mrshutte45 is correct about the ‘Flight Bag’. It has been identified in the past on this quality thread, as a standard cosmetics sample bag (as if) to an ordinary brief case. You can always count on the DBC thread to supply accuracy and sane input. Then silence on the subject. We always carried at least one or two of such ‘bags’ (each) on every flight. Think about all the SIDs and approach plates for the US along with the low and high instrument charts. Yep, they were packed in their like sardines too. Not like the virtually empty example with Clint. Those bags also contained the operating manuals for the aircraft which were in volumes in those funky binders that had a pull pin that kept them bound. When we would be waiting on the ramp for transportation, they would become seats also. The briefcase used by DB Cooper was described as nothing like this type of case. But you must remember that identifying briefcases are more difficult in an aircraft then they are out in the open. Unless the person has hairy arms, then he isn’t DB Cooper. Ever.

Good attention to detail Mrshutter45. The nom-de-jour of Geestman a couple years ago was ‘Watson’. What adds to the confusion is the fact that RobertMBlevins states that he never uses aliases even though you will see them constantly used. Why he feels the need to make these absurd statements are beyond me. This confusion is multiplied by his ‘revisions’ which make no reference to the changes nor their cause. Like a paragraph about Captain Scott being deleted from the original version because it was fabricated out of whole cloth by the author. Nope, just a deletion. Same with the names so it can be confusing except that he repeats everything so often that you are going to pick his phantom edits up by osmosis. So you have Kenny at ‘Watson’s’ (not their real name) and Geestman’s (their real name, maybe) wedding on the same day. But the hairy arms certainly eliminate Kenny from the suspect pool now so it is all moot and no longer matters. Clearly all the ‘testimony’ is coincidence or pure BS since Kenny is NOT Cooper as ironically established by RobertMBlevins. Strange world.

Good eye Mrshutter45, I believe that those are some smokes in that pocket too. But IF (if here) that picture is of Kenny, then there is final proof positive, that he is NOT DB Cooper. This has been brought up at least eight (8) times as a reason that Gossett could not be Cooper, so it is certified, verified and validated as iron clad and no excuses or crybabies. Set your faces to stunned when you see this astonishing development! You have been warned, but at least this long, tragic nightmare is finally over.

RobertMBlevins offers yet another example of Cooper research logic with: “On the matter of Helen Jones saying that Kenny smoked Raleigh cigarettes, she was sure on this point. In her original interview, she named Camels as Kenny's brand (she is a former smoker) but later realized she had named her own brand. She then drove up to find me in Bonney Lake to correct her mistake.” They were absolutely, positively, assuredly and without douchebaggery aforethought; Camel cigarettes. And that’s my final answer! So Helen Jones (her real name) is an awesome source because she said that Kenny smoked Camels in her ‘original interview’, which was a general bio on some Northwest purser with an unknown author. Weird, but my suspension of disbelief hasn’t been pressed into an Atomic Wedgie yet. Since Helen Jones is not a three alarm wacko, she goes home and thinks about this interview which she was “sure on this point” until she wasn’t sure on the point. Then she….. picked up the phone…. No, no… she hacked out a brief email that said ‘It was Raleighs NOT Camels, sincerely Helen”; nope not that either. This banal piece of information about some obscure person and the brand of cigarettes he smoked somehow grew to epic levels, while she was fermenting at home. It’s off to the Bat-shit-crazy-mobile and a drive to Bonney Lake where there is video being shot, this must be fixed! But she didn’t know this was about DB Cooper? Ummmm….. now my suspension of disbelief isn’t so happy anymore. Does every Cooper story have to be packed with drama and behaviors which only exist on TV or in the movies? I mean really, who drives to Bonney Lake to change the brand of smokes? It is pure BS.

Georger, I believe the “Ivory” plastic switch plate is 4 ½ inches give or take 1/8th. That’s one good thing about Kenny’s apartment being shabby, you won’t have to worry about decorator plates or odd dimensions. My “Roof Line” attempt was done with the finest of Kentucky Windage and nothing more. I’m sure your measurements will be more refined since my software won’t even let me normalize pixels. At least the pump is running and this mystery of Kenny’s height can probably be narrowed to something resembling reason. Using the plate as a measure is a good technique since there are so many other unknowns, variables and road apples tossed into the mix.

OK, so this is kinda goof-ball, but it- just- might- work! Were the light switches measured in J3 and the “Stunt Apartment” as has been claimed? The world may never know, but I do know this. The standardized measurements between the two apartments would be the light switch cover and the strike plate center on the door. I know, it’s so exciting and boner-y. So I blew up the images of the strike plate in the jamb and the switch plates to epic proportions so they could be compared. Then I crafted a measuring tool for each image based upon the height of the switch plate which was halved from units I humbly named Farfs. No different than Fahrenheit getting degrees or a couple Roman dictators getting months named after them. So each cover plate represents a ‘Farf’ and the distance from the bottom of the switch plate to the center of the door strike plate was measured. Each image used their respective cover plates to offset any distortions. As you can see, J3 has a total distance of 1.5 Farfs with the ‘composite’ unidentified apartment, having a full two Farfs of distance from the switch plate to the strike plate. The implications are staggering for this fledgling measurement system which men fear, and women desire. Since the distance in the RobertMBlevins image is half a Farf, higher than in J3, that would induce a delta of 2.25 of your inches in the favor of Kenny. Oh my gawd! That means that using the light switch and the door striker as references that Kenny is half a Farf (2.25 inches) shorter than RobertMBlevins for an aggregate answer of 5’ 8 ¼ “. There you have it, yet another dynamic bit of validation using open source techniques and processes. I’ll give everyone some time to rub down their goose bumps after viewing this treasure trove of photo measurement. You’re welcome.

Gee then I guess you missed the part in the building code about the height requirements for light switches? Bzzzzt. Yes. How about something like 43 to 48 inches? I’m sure you know the NEC and measured the switch elevation in J-3, since you’re all about quality and accuracy. Like estimating height in a fuselage being so friggin hard because you say so. I know I can’t do it. You’re very open to external verification of your data and theories, no matter what dark recess they may originate.

Let’s try something totally scientific. Like the elevation of a roof line. As anyone can see, by comparing these bald heads, against the roof line in the background. Kenny is at least two inches shorter than RobertMBlevins. There is simply no argument as this is science. Kenny was a little wimpy creampuff. This is confirmed and verified by living witnesses.

Judging someone’s “true” height (as oppose to judging their false height) within the confines of an airliner cabin, might be difficult. So the witnesses who said DB Cooper was over six foot tall were wrong because it is difficult to judge a “true” height in an airliner. Well OK then. But that doesn’t matter because Kenny lied about his height on his driver’s license and on his military records for reasons unknown. Presumably an indicator of just how long he’s been plotting this crime! Yes, since his days in the Army and long before he hated the constantly striking Northwest Orient Airlines because the airline was always on strike, he pre-lied about his height. Clever boy that Kenny. RobertMBlevins has claimed to have scientifically measured Kenny (without sources of course) by comparing a photo of Kenny’s father (who is 5’ 11”, even though RobertMBlevins could not ID Kenny’s father in a photo from WWI) where Kenny towers over his old man, making Kenny at least 6’ tall. Of course this photographic analysis remains hidden from scrutiny for reasons unknown, but the 99s did a comparison of Kenny’s height to a door hinge and arrived at 5’ 8” to 5’ 10” with sources. Once again, if Kenny is 5’8” or 6’3” makes no difference because all are claimed and witnesses are unreliable about height but very good at identifying cigarette brands by coupons. Yeah, I’ll buy a little of that action.

It might be difficult…. It might be a cinch…. It might be somewhat non-committal, in a direct fashion which could confirm the unknown, as I have said many times before. Judging someone’s “true” height (as opposed to judging their false height) within the confines of an airliner cabin, might be difficult. I base this on absolutely no empirical data from flight crews, NWA historians, the first woman to drive four Clydesdales abreast or the wife of a Boulder cop, but pure and unashamed, wishful thinking. So there! So how high is a transvestite flight attendant?

So ummm….. Who said there were Dan Cooper comics on Shemya? Don’t you want this person punished and disgraced, as he so richly deserves? Give his name, he obviously lied or suffered some massive head trauma in the past. Do you want other ineffective authors to fall victim to the same person? I think not. As with the strikes, NONE of them were by Northwest Airlines, but mechanics, pilots and flight attendant unions. Kenny should have been angered by the unions and NOT Northwest Airlines. The association with Northwest being the blame for strikes is lame and desperate, while becoming pathetic once the relationships are finally pointed out. Just like the Dan Cooper comics NOT being on Shemya. Someone either blew it (as a source) or someone just made all this up out of whole cloth. Which is it? I would imagine RobertMBlevins would want to contact 920 AM, and investigate the interview using his unflappable expertise and find out if Lyle said he never thought Kenny was Cooper. Imagine all the endless gloating RobertMBlevins could wage against georger! How many times has RobertMBlevins claimed to be the FIRST person to suggest Cooper walked backwards down the stairs? Thousands and thousands? Here’s some winning lottery numbers: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,…… see what a clever boy? If any of those numbers come up, it will be ME who suggested them first. Gosh I’m cool.

RobertMBlevins in typical succinct and clear diction wrote regarding the source of the Dan Cooper comic: “No, the historian at NWA did NOT say he saw the comic at Shemya. He said it was possible that a foreign comic could have ended up there……” It’s all so clear now with this fine mesh research. It was “possible” for a “foreign” (presume not the same for domestic?) comic to have been at Shemya. Very different from the previous claim that there was Dan Cooper comics in the day room on Shemya. Where did that crap come from? The person who told you that must be ridiculed and taunted, for being such an epic ass munch. Since it was NOT the NWA historian, then who was it? Name of the source must be published so the overdue punishment can be delivered. Who made you humiliate and debase yourself RobertMBlevins? You must want revenge for the way you were used like a piece of comfort station tissue, and thrown on the floor as a final insult. He used you as nothing more than some sort of tool for his own perverse jollies. You must remember that Marla used the same comic, except she accurately represented a time window in which it could have been in her uncle’s room. She was being honest and accurate as a LIVING, first hand, witness to the existence of the Dan Cooper comic. Much better than some second hand recall of some ‘cigarette coupons’ as evidence. This in comparison to the PUBLISHED and VERIFIED statement that Dan Cooper comics were on Shemya in 1951, where Kenny worked, which turns out to be one of many “fluid inaccuracies” (read BS). Who told you about Dan Cooper comics on Shemya? Name this loser.

That same idiot historian told you that Dan Cooper comics were in Shemya in 1951, correct? If yes, then he’s impeached as a total douche bag. You might want to use this type of filtration in your research. Additionally, Northwest Orient Airlines was used as a whipping boy, for being hijacked by Kenny because of all the strikes according to this genius ‘historian’. Well surprise, surprise, surprise…. Mr. History blew it again. Kenny should have had a diamond cutting, hard-on for the organization which caused all those strikes which would be……. THE APFA! That’s who goes on strike, not the damned airline. No airline has ever gone on strike and the idea is stupid. Did GM or Ford go on strike? Some historian you were talking to, what a total loser. Kenny should have been robbing the APFA HQ and not Northwest. It’s almost like someone is trying to force this story to work, where it simply doesn’t fit. No one in aviation would claim their airline was on strike, never. Except for the monster-tards, but they don’t ‘get it’ about life in general. You were given the email of the ‘DJ’ and the radio station to check out georger’s story and became weak for some strange reason. If that is true, I would want to know, but then I’m just looking for the truth.

What I said is 100% accurate- “Northwest Airlines never went on strike”. Remember you are mister semantics who loves to bend the truth till it screams. You now never cared what Lyle said on the radio? That wasn’t the case when georger first brought it up, you cared a lot. It was only when it became obvious that Lyle did in fact say those things that you sprung the rarely used trivia statement. If screwing up Captain Scott’s conversation (as if to appear as a lie) is such a small issue, then why did you deny, deflect and blame it on Skipp? Sounds like you were dodging responsibility for fabricating that entire tale. Just like the woman who suddenly remembers the cigarettes as Raleighs, and how she drove at break-neck speed while unsuccessfully trying to suppress her tears and audible cries, savagely jumping a curb and locking up all four wheels to deliver this breathless message. What a complete pile of Captain Scott talking to Cooper again. This is a 40 year old piece of well ass raped history, which has no associated urgency, unless you are a drama queen. I surprised you’re not following the Sheridan story. It progresses just like the Kenny BS. Sheridan’s DNA doesn’t match the tie – The tie was put on by Cooper’s girlfriend. Sheridan was in Nepal—That was a made up alibi. People can confirm if Sheridan was in Nepal—Sheridan had an extra passport. See? It never stops, it never stops. Logic meets fantasy and fabrication every time. So you want evidence of Sheridan’s smoking? Here it is—Sheridan was publically anti-tobacco, but smoked as part of his Cooper disguise. See how easy it is to play the DBC game? No facts or sources needed, just create your reality and then embellish and repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, snack, repeat, repeat, repeat.

You want credit for being able to spot some sort of ‘as of yet to be identified’ sign of Sheridan’s “Smoker’s Face”, but can’t tell a picture of Kenny or the difference between a WWI uniform and one from WWII? Everything you have been called out for that was wrong is ALWAYS trivial. She didn’t mean Camels because of the coupons? Wonder why she needed to go think (DB Cooper internet search) about that at home before her epiphany? Get BSed much? Yes. Dan Cooper comic, Scott talking to Cooper, Northwest Airlines always going on strike…. Wrong, wrong, wrong! Then they become trivial where you insisted on the opposite earlier. Robert99 tells you the photo is NOT Kenny and you argue that it is. Georger tells you that Lyle said he never believed Kenny was Cooper on 920 AM, and rather than crosscheck the data and thank georger, you declare it is crap and it doesn’t matter anyway. What is the point? You fool only yourself. Good to see you admit that you think that center photo is Kenny. So much for your ability to spot “Smokers Face”. You WILL regret that statement AND the image will become trivial along with all the other crap you have tried to shovel. Look at the photo….just look. Two wimpy creampuffs and a guy with a square jaw and shoulder and different hair line (as in he has one). You are going to eat it on this one also.

Helen Jones did NOT know the brand; she said he smoked the cigarettes with the coupons. That narrows it down to around 30 brands. Where’s a photo with Kenny smoking or with a cigarette? Your witnesses have proven to be a bunch of Clydesdale drivers and liars. You must have a photo of this chain smoking fiend with a smoldering butt. There must be a picture of Kenny’s butt somewhere, perhaps Bernie would know?

There’s no evidence that Kenny was a smoker. No pictures or ‘signs’ in his facial expression (whatever the ‘F’ that means). Remember the utter confusion and discourse caused when Lyle sent a picture of his father in WWI regalia? How refined can one’s photo interpretation skills regarding a smoker vs a non-smoker be when they can’t ID their suspect in a photo? Then there’s the photo of some guy singing in a bar which is astonishingly captioned as ‘Kenny’ when Helen Keller could tell that was not the case. Next contestant, sign in please.

You know how some authors take poetic license and stretch it to every extreme possible? I mean, you hope for some accurate representation as a product of the over 300,000 words available in the English language, but it never seems to work that way. Here’s an example: A. So I’m being all cool this weekend with a bunch of chicks sensing my power and skill. I’m holding my 28.3468746356283489 foot, Magnum at optimum speed with all the skill that like 9,000 years of experience brings; when some douche cuts me off. Thanks to my fast thinking, cat like reflexes, and Ray Bans, I was able to save the day with all the chicks falling over themselves to get to me. Man was I cool while handling the controls of that mighty vessel. People who don’t own boats wish they were me. B. It appears that the grand experiment of people being able to protect themselves has officially come to an end, or soon will due to emergency rooms being flooded with the likes that Darwin himself theorized should be vanquished from the gene pool. Incapable of understanding the most basic principles of physics, these very reasons for the astronomically high, medical insurance premiums manage to push the envelope to a new level. Sans restraints, helmets, padded instrument panel, seats, licenses, stereo-optic vision, flotation devices or eye-hand coordination, groups of like minded manage to gather as one, to celebrate the subsidies the rest of society has provided to keep them alive. This ultimately culminating in a ‘freak accident’ which no one could have possibly foreseen. These are the same people who need warning signs since their collective literacy is greater than common sense or the pain experienced from a previous, similar and much smaller mishap in adolescence. Now you decide which the more accurate narrative is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWqlFCQB8xU&feature=related

I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out; I was mistaken. Signed, Desk Clerk, Reality Hotel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh163n1lJ4M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs There comes a time when the distinction means less and less.

Wild ass assumptions and colossal leaps of logic are nothing new regarding the Cooper tale. The ‘Lens of Logic’ video supplies a premise that the money bag will burst open after hitting the ground in freefall. Really? As if guided by some bizarre and freaky compulsion, I decided to glance briefly at a…… case study. Why are case studies constantly victims of neglect on this thread? Anyway, Martin McNally jumped with over half a million in cash and was separated from his money sack. Therefore it burst open just like Cooper’s; right? Or was his bag discovered, in one piece, by a farmer some days later? Hmmm, it’s a hassle to look that up so I’m just going to make a broad sweeping conclusion based upon my bias. Hey! You know Cooper was probably in the military because he selected a ‘military’ chute! Damn right Sheriff. You know he was in the military because he asked for the money to be delivered in a knapsack, because that’s what military personnel use to carry things…. Knapsacks. Never A-3s or duffel bags, but knapsacks and camouflage lederhosen. It is all based upon logic because I put that word in the title. OK people, let’s polka! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQRzTtkIP64 When I go a hijacking, along the airline’s track. And as I jump, I love this thing; My knapsack on my back.