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Great idea! I should smoke a pound of weed and wake up in February... "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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I wanna go back up there! Adrenaline withdrawal is a bitch... What am I gonna do during the winter?? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Hey dudes! What's up? It's tuesday, and it's a perfect sunny day for skydiving. But it's tuesday. How fucked up is that? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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I must say I don't know a lot of jokes in english... How about this one: There's a guy who walks into a bar with a big 'ol pile of shit in his hands and says: "Look what I almost stepped in!"
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Well hello! What's up? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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So trespassing should be punished by death penalty? Isn't there some kind of alternative between the gun shot to the head and the cookies? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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I rest my case. "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Seriously, why would anyone break into your house in the middle of the night to kill you? Do you know a lot of people that want you dead? Are you a gang member or something? Maybe a CIA agent? Or is there a serial killer on a killing spree in your neighbourhood? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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That's what's so brilliant: with this one simple statement, that 6-year old boy shows a lot more common sense than the bunch of dumbasses of the school board! "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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So when in doubt, you kill him first and ask questions later? If someone breaks into my home, I assume that he wants to steal from me. Why in the hell would someone want to kill me? Sometimes you need to relax and stop being so paranoid... "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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So you're saying that the deadlier the better? You're talking about defending your home, or about exercising your right to kill someone "legally" when the opportunity presents itself? If a guy breaks into your home to steal some booze, knocking him unconscious with a baseball bat should do the trick, don't you think? No need to blow his brains out... Oh wait a second, I think I can see where you're going: what if the guy has a gun? Well, I guess that if he has a gun, it's because of the same wonderful system that allows you to have one. Enjoy equality and justice for all! That's great, one of you will end up dead, and the other will be a murderer... God bless the NRA! Sometimes I'm so glad to live on this side of the pond... "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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"I wasn't really trying to get in trouble," 6-year-old Zachary said. "I was just trying to eat lunch with it." Brilliant! "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs... "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Yeah, this thread wanders like the mind of a reefer addict. That's pretty cool.
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps? Do you see Larry? (If you've ever seen it on TV...) Damn, I didn't know that story about Comedy Central re-dubbing the scene. How in the hell did they dare to alter that cinematographic masterpiece? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Morning y'all! Hey Bry, do you know that song? Brian... the baby they called Brian Grew... grew, grew and grew, grew up to be A boy called Brian. He had arms and legs and hands and feet This boy whose name was Brian And he grew, grew, grew and grew Grew up to be A teenager called Brian. And his face became spotty And his voice dropped down low And things started to grow On young Brian and show He was certainly no No girl named Brian, Not a girl named Brian. And he started to shave And have one off the wrist And want to see girls And go out and get pissed This man called Brian. "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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+1 Valentino Rossi vs. Max Biaggi (MotoGP) Brazil vs. Argentina (soccer) AC Milan vs. Juventus (soccer) FC Barcelona vs. Real Madrid (soccer) The Gracie family vs. the rest of the world (mixed marital arts) "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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"Do I know you well enough to call you fellow plunderers? There is not an industrial company on earth, not an institution of any kind, not mine, not yours, not anyone's that is sustainable. I stand convicted by me, myself alone, not by anyone else, as a plunderer of the earth, but not by our civilisation's definition. By our civilisation's definition, I'm a captain of industry. In the eyes of many a kind of modern day hero. But really, the first industrial revolution is flawed, it is not working. It is unsustainable. It is the mistake, and we must move on to another and better industrial revolution and get it right this time." Ray Anderson, CEO of Interface (world's largest carpet manufacturer) "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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We can learn a lot about Sweden on this website...
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IMHO, dudes shouldn't have to work at all in the first place. Bowling is tiring enough... Hi Cheach, what's up? "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Hi! You too? It shouldn't be allowed to make people work in the morning, if you ask me... "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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I'll try injecting some caffeine directly into my carotid artery. That should do the trick! "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101
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Morning comrades! I badly need some coffee today... I can't seem to jump-start my brain! "One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching." Dudeist Skydiver #101