Enrique

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  1. The problem is that's not going to win anyone any elections. Waving that flag will. *** I couldn't agree with you more. Anything with a U.S. flag will sell like crazy (and I do mean "anything"). It is always great [political] advertisement. It seems to me that people from the U.S. have great respect for what their Flag represents; however, on the other hand, it also seems very incongruous that they are willing to use that same Flag in a somewhat debatable fashion (i.e., underwear, toilet seats, etc.). In other Countries it is a Federal crime to "desecrate" a National insignia in such a fashion, and you may even be put in jail for it. Different countries, different rules.
  2. productive, reasonable, and feasible alternatives would yield anything of value. *** So, you mean to say that the U.S. of A. has no other choice than to put a few holes on mother-earth's surface with missiles, bombs, and other wicked stuff? I think there is much more potential in the Country's leaders than to send out their young soldiers to kill or get killed. I just think wars are very 'convenient' for a a Country like the U.S. (or Great Britain for that matter). It's muscle power... control.... money.... oil!!! My $.02
  3. At least GWB has excelent advisors. I think he makes a good President, whatever people say about him. *** Excellent advisors? Dude, what's up with GWB calling the Russian Presiden "Pooty Pooh" simply because he can't remember his name... he's a world leader for G's sake. (sorry JRAF... rough morning
  4. What do I think about on my way to altitude? Well, BOOBIES, of course!!!
  5. What is the most effective reading, mental drills etc. I can do to learn the dive pool and start preping myself for actual team jumping when I get back stateside. *** Association has worked for me so far. At first I thought it was going to be difficult since, back in elementary school, it didn't seem to work. Examples: A (UNIPOD) "A" is the FIRST letter of the alphabet, FIRST = uni = UNIPOD B (STAIRSTEP DIAMOND) "B" as in basement = to get to the basement I have to take the STAIRS = STAIRSTEP DIAMOND C (MURPHY FLAKE) ... I can't remember this one but I know it by heart In addition, laying down on the ground with a printed dive pool in front of you and actually building the formations is what REALLY helps... muscle memory. Take four formations at a time, go back and forth, skip one, skip two, etc. Good luck.
  6. Enrique

    LMAO!!!

    NOT WORK SAFE! I don't know if this has been posted before, but it is hilarious and I thought it is worth it. http://andigraph.free.fr/animation/pageanimationseb/pagepapabite.htm
  7. i.e. the chances of the same numbers coming up a second time are astronomically low, therefore, the odds of selecting the right combination have been reduced by one combination.*** ... that's exactly what I was thinking. I know it is wrong, but I still haven't convinced myself.... it will come, don't worry
  8. *** Wooohooo! The first Mexican redneck! Let me go get my sis to celebrate with some humpin'
  9. LOL! .... yes it does, why? j/k
  10. *** Guess what I got in the mail this morning: A POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM BILL VON so that I may witness and photograph your naked jump.
  11. I think that moves you from redneck status to wanna-be status*** You really think I wanna-be a redneck? And have to loose some frontal teeth? Or shoot Budweiser cans from the porch whenever I'm bored? .... as if there wasn't anything better to do like spitting contests or pig mud-wrestling....
  12. QuoteDo you watch fishing on tv? Nope. Too boring. Besides, I don't like killing or hurting animals.
  13. It means "Go on Go and present. For you crazy relative workers." *** I would have never guessed! Specially the "regalo" part; in Spanish, "regalo" means "gift", but the translation of the kind of present you are talking about [pronounced presént in English] is presenta.
  14. (I already mentioned that, didn't I?) And, just how many glasses of wine have you had?
  15. If you always change your mind after Monty shows you one of the boobie prizes, you will always have a 66% chance of winning. *** I totally agree with this theory. But please explain something to me (and I am not arguing nor being stubborn, I simply want to know): Is there or is there not a scientific way to increase your chances of winning a lottery? Is it mere luck?
  16. I made it a point of not working all day today, AND I WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!!! Still doing nothing....
  17. 12.. Y por si fuera poco, se le ve entrar y salir constantemente del puesto de trabajo con dos bolsas sospechosas. ***
  18. maricon = beer puta = bonita ñaño = dude *** LOL! Muy chistoso! Sobre todo la traduccion de maricon y de puta. Qué significa ñaño?
  19. Enrique

    Joke

    I'm fine now (and jumping) but I don't know when I'll be up there. I will let you know, though.
  20. *** Will you share with me? And I am not interested in money btw.
  21. As weird as it sounds, you are at a statistical disadvantage if you stay with the same door, and at a distinct advantage if you change your mind to the one remaining closed door. *** O.k. now think about this: The two boobie prizes and the car are switched around for the second, third, and subsequent rounds. What happens if you stick to door number 1? BTW, why would you want to win a car when you can win the boobie prizes?
  22. If, on the other hand, a number is removed from the pool once it is drawn, then your hypothesis would be correct. *** Well, in this case it is not a number that is removed, but the possibility of the same combination showing up again. Anyway, I think I'm getting dizzy . I think I'll go buy a lottery ticket and have a beer.
  23. it doesn't matter what numbers you played in the past - it's a brand new gamble each and every time. *** I disagree. The lottery uses a limited number of balls (lets say there are only 52) In order to win you need to match a 5 number combination Therefore, the chances of YOUR particular combination coming up in the draw ARE reduced everytime they start the lottery machine. It's hard to explain, but it's true. Think of it this way: if you have 1 in a 1,000 chance of your combination coming up in the draw, what would your chances be if you keep changing that combination? From the other point of view: if you have a 1 in 1,000 chance of your combination coming up in the draw, and you use the same combination the second time, you will have a 2 in a 1,000 chance of winning, since your combination did not come up the last time. And so on.....
  24. According to statistics theory, if you play the same numbers every time***, you significantly increase your chances to win. If you win, I get 50% for the tip....