Enrique

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  1. If it wasn't, then I can't enlighten you because I don't swing that way. *** Whoa! Dude, I don't swing that way either, but since you brought it up, you can AT LEAST explain wtf it is. I need some new ideas for tonight!
  2. Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories *** Please enlighten me!
  3. "Oh, potatoes!" *** You say potatoe, I say potato!
  4. I know this judge...so does my attorney. The judge also knows my ex-wife and doesn't like her much. This judge has already heard mountains of the crap my ex has put me through and ruled STEARNLY in my favor the last time I was in her court room. I would rather wait one more year and be safe than try to get it done quickly and possibly lose my advantages. I only get one chance to do this right. I have waited this long...I don't want to get in a rush and screw it up now. *** That's the smart thing to do. Stay focused on your main objective; don't lose sight of it; fend off whatever bs is thrown at you but never, ever lose sight of what's really important to you. Good luck, Clay.
  5. Don't worry about the slippery part, I have a pretty pair of love-handles you can use to avoid falling off.
  6. All I know is that your Dad is whoever acts like such, not he who inseminated your Mom. My .02 cents
  7. Whoever gets here first gets the BOOBIE prize! *** [thinking]: ***where are my damn tennis shoes.... if I can't find a plane ticket I'll run all the way to Florida, it's only on the other side of THE COUNTRY!!!***
  8. *** Smart man! I'll simply lurk and see what happens.
  9. *** Sweetheart, I thought you and I were ... uh... serious! You told me the other day! Now you're "summoning" Chris.... not fair!
  10. BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
  11. .... what he said! LETS SEE ELENA!!!!!
  12. I can see! I can see, again!!! Thanks RevJim!!!!
  13. *** Oh, oh, I almost forgot! An inflatable boat jump with the inner tubes filled with meth....
  14. Whatever you might be planning I wouldnt suggest it. *** How about a 40 kilo 20-way? Or a marihuana loaded horny-gorilla?
  15. , a doo run run run, a doo run run.... *** LOL ... next time pick another ugly song ....
  16. QuoteNot Safe For Work Man, that pic is NOT safe for anything! I think I just lost sight from my left eye
  17. Wouldn't you prefer to move down to good 'ol Mexico? They don't give anything for free here!
  18. QuoteNacmac sneaks into the RW forum... ... you sneaky freeflier, you!..... Thx
  19. I bet everybody from Otay is 100% behind Molly. I am so sad right now....
  20. Humbling experience this weekend: This weekend I found out that my 360's are not as hot as I thought! I turn by using my forearms (mantis) as I am concerned that if I dip a knee, my body will cup air and make me float. 360's to the left (dipping my right arm) were no problem, but 360's to the right really sucked! I always ended up a couple (1-2)of feet off my center. Any pointers? Should I start planning a trip to the wind tunnel?
  21. #1 Leonardo Da Vinci #2 Salvador Dalí
  22. so how am I going to find you? Skydivers are easy to spot. Don't worry.
  23. Enrique

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    Hurry up! I'm all sticky from the whipped cream! Just to start all over again, right? Can I be a part of that?
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    *** Cajones! Just when we are getting all hot & toasty YOU come along and save the thread from the gutter! What's wrong with you man? We're talking about Dove's boobies now
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    900-DOVE-ME-DO. Cum one, cum all. *** Great slogan; now, what's the closest airport 'cuz I'm about to purchase a plane ticket!!! Wooohooo!